Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
12-21-2011, 04:24 PM
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
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"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish."
12-21-2011, 07:53 PM
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Standard Disclaimer:
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"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish."
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"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish."
12-22-2011, 06:36 AM
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No moose were harmed in the filming of this Christmas card.
Some of you may ask, "How does jungle film a major game animal at such close distance and produce a National Geographic quality Photo?"
The stalk was both difficult and intense. After putting down my coffee cup, there was a long trek through a foot of snow on the deck of the stately jungle manor double wide.
While leaning across the rail, with nothing but the perfectly manicured glossy black fingernails of my assistant, Miss Honey Tugwood, holding on to my silk boxers with her right thumb and forefinger and her left holding a double handful of my nether parts, we made this stunning photo.
With nothing but a FAL in my left hand hand and a Nikon in my right we both faced certain death from the fall or the razor sharp hooves of the moose which would have surely cleaved us both asunder. Honey risked a beautiful pair of red Italian platform heels.
Ya'll have a good one!
Some of you may ask, "How does jungle film a major game animal at such close distance and produce a National Geographic quality Photo?"
The stalk was both difficult and intense. After putting down my coffee cup, there was a long trek through a foot of snow on the deck of the stately jungle manor double wide.
While leaning across the rail, with nothing but the perfectly manicured glossy black fingernails of my assistant, Miss Honey Tugwood, holding on to my silk boxers with her right thumb and forefinger and her left holding a double handful of my nether parts, we made this stunning photo.
With nothing but a FAL in my left hand hand and a Nikon in my right we both faced certain death from the fall or the razor sharp hooves of the moose which would have surely cleaved us both asunder. Honey risked a beautiful pair of red Italian platform heels.
Ya'll have a good one!
12-28-2011, 03:42 PM
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No moose were harmed in the filming of this Christmas card.
Some of you may ask, "How does jungle film a major game animal at such close distance and produce a National Geographic quality Photo?"
The stalk was both difficult and intense. After putting down my coffee cup, there was a long trek through a foot of snow on the deck of the stately jungle manor double wide.
While leaning across the rail, with nothing but the perfectly manicured glossy black fingernails of my assistant, Miss Honey Tugwood, holding on to my silk boxers with her right thumb and forefinger and her left holding a double handful of my nether parts, we made this stunning photo.
With nothing but a FAL in my left hand hand and a Nikon in my right we both faced certain death from the fall or the razor sharp hooves of the moose which would have surely cleaved us both asunder. Honey risked a beautiful pair of red Italian platform heels.
Ya'll have a good one!
Some of you may ask, "How does jungle film a major game animal at such close distance and produce a National Geographic quality Photo?"
The stalk was both difficult and intense. After putting down my coffee cup, there was a long trek through a foot of snow on the deck of the stately jungle manor double wide.
While leaning across the rail, with nothing but the perfectly manicured glossy black fingernails of my assistant, Miss Honey Tugwood, holding on to my silk boxers with her right thumb and forefinger and her left holding a double handful of my nether parts, we made this stunning photo.
With nothing but a FAL in my left hand hand and a Nikon in my right we both faced certain death from the fall or the razor sharp hooves of the moose which would have surely cleaved us both asunder. Honey risked a beautiful pair of red Italian platform heels.
Ya'll have a good one!
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