Woe is United
05-09-2014, 06:28 PM
#32
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Mar 2012
Position: B777 CA - SFO
Posts: 730
IAH 737 Guppy 4-day? Well done, btw. I used to always love to write
S tandard
C ontinental
A irlines
B riefing
on the ATIS forms in the remarks sections (before the days of printers) when flying with those DB's you so eloquently eviscerate.
S tandard
C ontinental
A irlines
B riefing
on the ATIS forms in the remarks sections (before the days of printers) when flying with those DB's you so eloquently eviscerate.
05-09-2014, 06:29 PM
#33
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Oct 2013
Position: 75/76 Right
Posts: 102
No, get mad. Ignore your flight attendants and lecture your FO about how nobody respects the profession anymore. Eat all the airplane food they offer, you may have my sundae too! When you get to the hotel, watch at least six hours of Fox News. The next day, you can tell me all about how you used to be athlete too.
Don't bring anything resembling empathy to work. Get angry at everybody's incompetence and spend as much time as you can MF'ing the company that pays you. Blather on endlessly about how the CEO should be doing his job and how the revenue management folks don't know their butt from a whole in the ground.
Talk about conservative politics at least an hour a day with your cockpit partner. Tell him how Obama is a Muslim and destroying your beloved country. (The one whose military you never bothered to serve in because you were scabbing at the time you could have been serving sombody else.)
Whether you're Cal or Ual, make sure you make your cockpit jumpseater from the other side feel at home by telling him how badly his carrier sucked, how you saved his butt and how grateful he should be to even have a job. Get so wrapped up you miss multiple radio calls and totally lose whatever pathetic bit of SA you may have had to begin with.
Bad mouth other pilots and use their actual name, so I'll be sure to know who it is I'm flying with and bid around you so that my name won't be added to your ugly temper tantrum.
Tell me all about how your crazy ex-wife has lost her mind. Call her all sorts of vile names, it couldn't possibly have been you, you fat, ugly, socially retarded piece of crap.
Whine endlessly about how the company is taking away your authority. And then don't exercise any. Don't be accountable. Make me responsible for keeping the trains running on time. Make me fill out the CIR because you're too stupid to see or smell that we took a bird in the number one engine on takeoff.
And all joking aside? Quit. Retire. **** off. Go away.
Don't bring anything resembling empathy to work. Get angry at everybody's incompetence and spend as much time as you can MF'ing the company that pays you. Blather on endlessly about how the CEO should be doing his job and how the revenue management folks don't know their butt from a whole in the ground.
Talk about conservative politics at least an hour a day with your cockpit partner. Tell him how Obama is a Muslim and destroying your beloved country. (The one whose military you never bothered to serve in because you were scabbing at the time you could have been serving sombody else.)
Whether you're Cal or Ual, make sure you make your cockpit jumpseater from the other side feel at home by telling him how badly his carrier sucked, how you saved his butt and how grateful he should be to even have a job. Get so wrapped up you miss multiple radio calls and totally lose whatever pathetic bit of SA you may have had to begin with.
Bad mouth other pilots and use their actual name, so I'll be sure to know who it is I'm flying with and bid around you so that my name won't be added to your ugly temper tantrum.
Tell me all about how your crazy ex-wife has lost her mind. Call her all sorts of vile names, it couldn't possibly have been you, you fat, ugly, socially retarded piece of crap.
Whine endlessly about how the company is taking away your authority. And then don't exercise any. Don't be accountable. Make me responsible for keeping the trains running on time. Make me fill out the CIR because you're too stupid to see or smell that we took a bird in the number one engine on takeoff.
And all joking aside? Quit. Retire. **** off. Go away.
05-09-2014, 06:31 PM
#35
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Joined APC: May 2009
Position: The GF of FUPM
Posts: 3,073
No, get mad. Ignore your flight attendants and lecture your FO about how nobody respects the profession anymore. Eat all the airplane food they offer, you may have my sundae too! When you get to the hotel, watch at least six hours of Fox News. The next day, you can tell me all about how you used to be athlete too.
Don't bring anything resembling empathy to work. Get angry at everybody's incompetence and spend as much time as you can MF'ing the company that pays you. Blather on endlessly about how the CEO should be doing his job and how the revenue management folks don't know their butt from a whole in the ground.
Talk about conservative politics at least an hour a day with your cockpit partner. Tell him how Obama is a Muslim and destroying your beloved country. (The one whose military you never bothered to serve in because you were scabbing at the time you could have been serving sombody else.)
Whether you're Cal or Ual, make sure you make your cockpit jumpseater from the other side feel at home by telling him how badly his carrier sucked, how you saved his butt and how grateful he should be to even have a job. Get so wrapped up you miss multiple radio calls and totally lose whatever pathetic bit of SA you may have had to begin with.
Bad mouth other pilots and use their actual name, so I'll be sure to know who it is I'm flying with and bid around you so that my name won't be added to your ugly temper tantrum.
Tell me all about how your crazy ex-wife has lost her mind. Call her all sorts of vile names, it couldn't possibly have been you, you fat, ugly, socially retarded piece of crap.
Whine endlessly about how the company is taking away your authority. And then don't exercise any. Don't be accountable. Make me responsible for keeping the trains running on time. Make me fill out the CIR because you're too stupid to see or smell that we took a bird in the number one engine on takeoff.
And all joking aside? Quit. Retire. **** off. Go away.
Don't bring anything resembling empathy to work. Get angry at everybody's incompetence and spend as much time as you can MF'ing the company that pays you. Blather on endlessly about how the CEO should be doing his job and how the revenue management folks don't know their butt from a whole in the ground.
Talk about conservative politics at least an hour a day with your cockpit partner. Tell him how Obama is a Muslim and destroying your beloved country. (The one whose military you never bothered to serve in because you were scabbing at the time you could have been serving sombody else.)
Whether you're Cal or Ual, make sure you make your cockpit jumpseater from the other side feel at home by telling him how badly his carrier sucked, how you saved his butt and how grateful he should be to even have a job. Get so wrapped up you miss multiple radio calls and totally lose whatever pathetic bit of SA you may have had to begin with.
Bad mouth other pilots and use their actual name, so I'll be sure to know who it is I'm flying with and bid around you so that my name won't be added to your ugly temper tantrum.
Tell me all about how your crazy ex-wife has lost her mind. Call her all sorts of vile names, it couldn't possibly have been you, you fat, ugly, socially retarded piece of crap.
Whine endlessly about how the company is taking away your authority. And then don't exercise any. Don't be accountable. Make me responsible for keeping the trains running on time. Make me fill out the CIR because you're too stupid to see or smell that we took a bird in the number one engine on takeoff.
And all joking aside? Quit. Retire. **** off. Go away.
You're off base and by a large margin. ST is not even close to the guy you portray. Hope that made you feel better, but in this instance its pure fiction.
05-09-2014, 06:39 PM
#36
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Joined APC: May 2013
Posts: 315
The fact the you can't makes me wonder....
05-09-2014, 06:58 PM
#38
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Joined APC: May 2013
Posts: 315
05-09-2014, 07:30 PM
#39
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Nov 2010
Posts: 3,071
No, get mad. Ignore your flight attendants and lecture your FO about how nobody respects the profession anymore. Eat all the airplane food they offer, you may have my sundae too! When you get to the hotel, watch at least six hours of Fox News. The next day, you can tell me all about how you used to be an athlete.
Don't bring anything resembling empathy to work. Get angry at everybody's incompetence and spend as much time as you can MF'ing the company that pays you. Blather on endlessly about how the CEO should be doing his job and how the revenue management folks don't know their butt from a hole in the ground.
Talk about conservative politics at least an hour a day with your cockpit partner. Tell him how Obama is a Muslim and destroying your beloved country. (The one whose military you never bothered to join because you were scabbing at the time you could have been serving sombody else.)
Whether you're Cal or Ual, make sure you make your cockpit jumpseater from the other side feel at home by telling him how badly his carrier sucked, how you saved his butt and how grateful he should be to even have a job. Get so wrapped up you miss multiple radio calls and totally lose whatever pathetic bit of SA you may have had to begin with.
Bad mouth other pilots and use their actual name, so I'll be sure to know who it is I'm flying with and bid around you so that my name won't be added to your ugly temper tantrum.
Tell me all about how your crazy ex-wife has lost her mind. Call her all sorts of vile names, it couldn't possibly have been you, you fat, ugly, socially retarded piece of crap.
Whine endlessly about how the company is taking away your authority. And then don't exercise any. Don't be accountable. Make me responsible for making decisions and keeping the train running on time. Make me fill out the CIR because you're too stupid to see or smell that we took a bird in the number one engine on takeoff. Collect your captain's paycheck even though you didn't earn it. (And yes, that's a small c.)
And all joking aside? Quit. Retire. **** off. Go away.
Don't bring anything resembling empathy to work. Get angry at everybody's incompetence and spend as much time as you can MF'ing the company that pays you. Blather on endlessly about how the CEO should be doing his job and how the revenue management folks don't know their butt from a hole in the ground.
Talk about conservative politics at least an hour a day with your cockpit partner. Tell him how Obama is a Muslim and destroying your beloved country. (The one whose military you never bothered to join because you were scabbing at the time you could have been serving sombody else.)
Whether you're Cal or Ual, make sure you make your cockpit jumpseater from the other side feel at home by telling him how badly his carrier sucked, how you saved his butt and how grateful he should be to even have a job. Get so wrapped up you miss multiple radio calls and totally lose whatever pathetic bit of SA you may have had to begin with.
Bad mouth other pilots and use their actual name, so I'll be sure to know who it is I'm flying with and bid around you so that my name won't be added to your ugly temper tantrum.
Tell me all about how your crazy ex-wife has lost her mind. Call her all sorts of vile names, it couldn't possibly have been you, you fat, ugly, socially retarded piece of crap.
Whine endlessly about how the company is taking away your authority. And then don't exercise any. Don't be accountable. Make me responsible for making decisions and keeping the train running on time. Make me fill out the CIR because you're too stupid to see or smell that we took a bird in the number one engine on takeoff. Collect your captain's paycheck even though you didn't earn it. (And yes, that's a small c.)
And all joking aside? Quit. Retire. **** off. Go away.
My politics swings left.
If the OMC is a slick tie, they will know it. ALPA pin and non scab, conversation will be flowing and pleasurable. SA? That's for guy beside me to comment.
Some pilots don't need named. They are infamous.
Marriage is 50/50 give or take 50.
Authority is given away not taken.
Retire? Don't we wish.
I get what you are saying. Right seat for 15+++ years sucks. Take care.
Btw, that 1/3 you are talking about, I'm a charter member of that club til given reason otherwise.
05-09-2014, 07:40 PM
#40
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Joined APC: May 2013
Posts: 315
I enjoy talking to the flight attendants and lecture no one. Airplane food, sometimes but only under certain conditions. I spend as little time in the room as possible.
My politics swings left.
If the OMC is a slick tie, they will know it. ALPA pin and non scab, conversation will be flowing and pleasurable. SA? That's for guy beside me to comment.
Some pilots don't need named. They are infamous.
Marriage is 50/50 give or take 50.
Authority is given away not taken.
Retire? Don't we wish.
I get what you are saying. Right seat for 15+++ years sucks. Take care.
Btw, that 1/3 you are talking about, I'm a charter member of that club til given reason otherwise.
My politics swings left.
If the OMC is a slick tie, they will know it. ALPA pin and non scab, conversation will be flowing and pleasurable. SA? That's for guy beside me to comment.
Some pilots don't need named. They are infamous.
Marriage is 50/50 give or take 50.
Authority is given away not taken.
Retire? Don't we wish.
I get what you are saying. Right seat for 15+++ years sucks. Take care.
Btw, that 1/3 you are talking about, I'm a charter member of that club til given reason otherwise.
My partially failed attempt at satire, I now return you all to the "I take myself way to seriously" show.
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