Breaking news! UAL SLI complete!!
07-05-2013, 01:35 PM
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Fat pilots obviously have a shorter life expectancy and therefore should be placed above skinny pilots.
Next in line are pilots who correctly and compulsively wear their uniforms correctly including the insistent wearing of the uniform hat even in the summer in 100+ degree temperatures and high humidity.
At the bottom of the list will be pilots who have refused to buy a new shirt since the late 70's AKA yellow shirts.
Pilots who have refused voluntary JRM.
And finally any and all pilots who have less than 20 hours in their sick bank. (Really!)
Next in line are pilots who correctly and compulsively wear their uniforms correctly including the insistent wearing of the uniform hat even in the summer in 100+ degree temperatures and high humidity.
At the bottom of the list will be pilots who have refused to buy a new shirt since the late 70's AKA yellow shirts.
Pilots who have refused voluntary JRM.
And finally any and all pilots who have less than 20 hours in their sick bank. (Really!)
I'm screwed.
07-05-2013, 03:34 PM
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