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Old 11-05-2010, 04:27 AM
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Look it this way.... Oprah's butt is tail strike protection for the jet.

Another way to look at it is that her photog on the jet will give the true meaning "FLUF" to the poor little -300.
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Old 11-05-2010, 07:46 AM
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Read in the National Enquirer that she got picked up for drugs six months ago. Someone lifted her skirt up and found 25 pounds of crack................

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Old 11-05-2010, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ewrbasedpilot
Read in the National Enquirer that she got picked up for drugs six months ago. Somelifted her skirt up and found 25 pounds of crack................
That's WRONG!!....But oh so true!!

Didn't the article also say there were going to "pimp" out the inside of the plane with Oprah Garb/Style?? If I have to listen to her on that PA, I maybe unfit to fly.
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ewrbasedpilot
Read in the National Enquirer that she got picked up for drugs six months ago. Somelifted her skirt up and found 25 pounds of crack................
Am I a bad man for thinking that is funny?
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Carl Spackler
Stop making fun of Orca!

I mean Oprah.

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That's some good chit. Orca Winfery.

Maybe Orca's aura will lead to some more crew inappropriate intimate behavior.

(old news) Suit denies sexual encounter on Oprah Winfrey's jet - Chicago Tribune
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Old 11-16-2010, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by captjns
Look it this way.... Oprah's butt is tail strike protection for the jet.
That is some funny sh!t.

One of my buddies at FedEx has a brother that is Oprah's chief pilot. He said she's pretty nice, but won't buy us all a 757.
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