Spartacusbob

Yes, very true, wise one. This is why I’m offsetting my carbon footprint by paying a Nigerian Prince to plant live oak trees in the trans Sahel region of Africa. This offset actually serves 3 purposes. 1. It offsets my carbon footprint. 2. Trees provide shade and shade is cool so it alleviates global warming. 3. In 50 years I’ll finally get that captain upgrade when all fossil fuel burning transportation is outlawed by the NWO and WEF. I will then use the live oak trees to build a non-fossil fuel burning sailing ship and become the Captain of it-with swanky Capt quarters. I’m already taking sailing lessons.

NuGuy

Whatever happened to the banana apocalypse? I thought we were supposed to be out of bananas by now.

Just went to the grocery, and they were stacked pretty high.

AntiPeter

Good Leads the Way! Worst cancellation rate of any major this month, but Good Leads the Way.

Galaxy5

May I suggest Lil Ho$$

Merle Haggard

He's not actually woke - it's just woke people he's manipulating. He'd operate (by operate I mean bloviate) well to the right of Trump if that's who he thought he needed to bu!!$hit at UA.

Like any politician, his position on issues is reverse engineered.

John Carr

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AirHoss and Vanilla slush. Cuz, I’m really not as cool as ice….

​​​​​​​Wer gunna be yuuuuuuuuge!!!

First thing we’re going to do is sell out, abs go corporate.

SeamusTheHound

Posted on 4/20.
How appropriate, Jerry 🤣

Tony Nelson

But won't all those trees die without any CO2 in the air, since it's all going to be captured in underground caves?

Airhoss

Thus starting the next ice age and making the soon to be un-extinct Wooly Mammoths, extinct again! But don’t you worry Lill Ho$$ and Vanilla Slush will be rapping songs of social justice to bring awareness to these critically important issues!

Spartacusbob

A really great question and it’s important to illuminate what is happening. As everyone is aware, the reclusive and historically violent Icelandic people, have, for generations, been enacting a plan to solve global warming through the elimination of the human race.

As scientists have proven, every twenty thousand years or so, multicellular eukaryotic, photosynthesizing bioforms switch the respiration gas to oxygen. Obviously, this would eliminate the human species. Reducing co2 levels too rapidly will hasten this process.

The plan, shunting co2 into caves, is being coordinated by the DP (tm) corporation. As you well know, DP, dead people corporation is owned and managed by Bobby Bjørn Bloodaxe, son of Erik Bloodspear, Son of Fortescue Bloodsword, son of James Blunt.

This entire plan is all futile, however, for through my own research into geologically active regions and being a volcanologist minor in high school, I am aware of the increased porosity of stone and soil in these cave regions DP wishes to conduct its explorations and business. Also, dynamic pressure also seeks to achieve stasis, a key principle of Bernoulli’s conservation of energy, so that as gas is added, increased levels of co2 will come out in other ways. In short, what you put in the hole has to come out eventually.