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05-29-2020, 08:08 AM

#81

Deathray

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Originally Posted by JoePatroni

Awesome....make sure to always ask the waiter if they have any specials, regardless of what date it is. Mute your cellphone in the holster too, don’t want to be rude.

And after scarfing you’re food down, eat off her plate.

Also, consider a buffet venue. Maybe Golden Coral. That way you can slide out with no tip and maybe even sneak food out in her purse.

05-29-2020, 08:53 AM

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Huell

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Originally Posted by Deathray

... maybe even sneak food out in her purse.

If she is a flight attendant she will be doing that anyway ... They always do. That's what got us thrown out of the lounge in Amsterdam... Within days of them moving their layover to our hotel.

05-29-2020, 09:17 AM

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JoePatroni

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Originally Posted by Deathray

And after scarfing you’re food down, eat off her plate.

Also, consider a buffet venue. Maybe Golden Coral. That way you can slide out with no tip and maybe even sneak food out in her purse.

Nothing oozes sophistication like four trips to the macaroni bar.

05-29-2020, 09:45 AM

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Andy

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I can't believe no one's mentioned a home cooked meal for her. Gives one a chance to show off their cooking skills. You know, impress her by using your iron to make grilled cheese sandwiches.

05-29-2020, 10:54 AM

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John Carr

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I can't believe no one's mentioned a home cooked meal for her. Gives one a chance to show off their cooking skills. You know, impress her by using your iron to make grilled cheese sandwiches.

Bush league

My coffee pot doubles as a water heater for ramen noodles whilst Marvin Gaye plays on a fancy clock radio next to it.

Come on guys.

05-29-2020, 11:13 AM

#86

Itsajob

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Originally Posted by John Carr

Bush league

My coffee pot doubles as a water heater for ramen noodles whilst Marvin Gaye plays on a fancy clock radio next to it.

Come on guys.

If you use a big enough stopper, that coffee pot also doubles as a pretty nice bong, and you can save the water for some nice herbal tea. These months on RSL has basically been like retirement without certain recreational activities. Retirement is going to be awesome.