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04-06-2020, 11:56 AM
#11
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Joined APC: May 2014
Position: Tom’s Whipping boy.
Posts: 1,182
My big splurge this week is breast implants. I’ve been dating this entertainer for a full three weeks (but only FaceTime because of the stay at home order) and she’s my soulmate. Pulling the money out of my emergency fund. $8500 seems well worth it for love. She’s a little younger than me. 24 years to be exact. But age is just a number right?
04-06-2020, 11:59 AM
#12
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Mar 2020
Posts: 200
I spent the rest of my emergency fund on a cash only “today only” investment opportunity in Vegas. Guy hasn’t called me back though after I dropped off the cash at his hotel door so not sure how my returns are doing. He said right now the market is at an all time high. Will advise. So I could only afford 1 set. And you know, Candace needs them more. For her job.
04-06-2020, 12:11 PM
#13
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Joined APC: Sep 2014
Position: Airbus 320 Captain
Posts: 481
04-06-2020, 12:41 PM
#14
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Joined APC: Feb 2019
Posts: 144
I saw this coming 20 years ago and the rest of you are all going to die. I've stockpiled enough dried beans and rice to last my family for, at least, 2 years. I'll supplement it with all the wild game I can shoot and vegetables we're growing in our underground garden. We can even produce nitrogen fertilizer from our own urine after we've recycled all the usable water with our life straws.
You guys have fun with your strippers and boats but don't come crying to me when I'm the only only one with beans and lukewarm water.
You guys have fun with your strippers and boats but don't come crying to me when I'm the only only one with beans and lukewarm water.
04-06-2020, 01:57 PM
#20
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Joined APC: May 2009
Posts: 1,871
My big splurge this week is breast implants. I’ve been dating this entertainer for a full three weeks (but only FaceTime because of the stay at home order) and she’s my soulmate. Pulling the money out of my emergency fund. $8500 seems well worth it for love. She’s a little younger than me. 24 years to be exact. But age is just a number right?
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