Originally Posted by BMEP100

If you really do believe this drivel, please do 2 things;
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Go some place where you can be truly appreciated, or don’t soil the public impression of our profession by saying such things about your colleagues. It doesn’t do anyone any good at all.

Originally Posted by Setopbug

This is only meant to make people laugh. Those of us who flew with these guys know exactly what I'm talking about. If it seems strange and vindictive to you, then rejoice! You were lucky enough not to have suffered under these guys.

If you're the kind of guy who rides a zero turn lawnmower and loves Rush Limbaugh, then there's noting I can do for you.

Originally Posted by EwrRocks

As ex CAL, ex IAH based on a couple of aircraft, this is freaking hilarious and spot on. You can add to your list

A. The pictures of their underground bunkers being stockpiled with hoards of military grade weapons and MREs.

B. All of the UFO stories.

C. The idea the “the blacks” were better off living under apartheid or slavery then free.

D. The taking a Viagra as part of the Decent checklist into South America.

This doesn’t even include some of the stuff I heard about a certain minority President that was both offensive but boarded on needing to call secret service.

Sigh

Originally Posted by Vernon Demerest

We must have flown with a lot of the same captains. I’m so glad that is over. Never forget the 10 commandments tie tac captain who would “recommend” male flight attendants (who he suspected were gay) attend a lecture series by some Baptist preacher he knew who could “fix them”.... those guys were trying to “make America great again” before it was even a “thing”.

Originally Posted by JurgenKlopp

Was that our bible thumping scab Pro Stands chair? Yes people CAL ALPA actually had a bible thumping scab running pro standards...

Originally Posted by JurgenKlopp

Was that our bible thumping scab Pro Stands chair? Yes people CAL ALPA actually had a bible thumping scab running pro standards...

Originally Posted by Airhoss

Seems that a nerve was struck.

Originally Posted by Setopbug

Ain't trolling anybody, Tex. Just providing some laughs for my fellow Texas FO's who suffered under these morons and their idiot flight qualified managers at Continental.

None of them are going to see it anyway, because they're one (Or more!) of the below:

A. Illiterate and unable to read this.

B. Dead from heart disease.

C. Out riding their zero turn mower around the pasture to finish up before Rush Limbaugh comes on the radio.

D. Headed down to Bogota, where the girl they think is in love with them just dropped off the Delta pilot at the airport and is sanitizing all evidence of him from her apartment.

E. Busy raiding their 401K to pay for their kid's defense attorney at the murder trial coming up.

F. Being investigated by the Houston field office of the FBI for pro-Al Qaeda comments they can't help but repeatedly make to their FO's.

The only thing worse than the scabs are the sociopaths hired in 1987/'88 when the real legacies were hiring in droves and only people with criminal records and/or disordered personalities went to CAL to cross the Pacific on the -10 panel for 20 bucks an hour while the scab Captain explored the audio qualities of his obstructive sleep apnea from the stolen left seat his fat carcass occupied.



Dude, the merger was the best thing that ever happened to either airline. I laughed out loud when I read the arbitrator's decision. I salute your clever use of the ampersand to defeat the programming so you can engage in an ad hominem attack, since you sure don't have anything resembling wit to counter. Or worse, take what I say as a personal attack, in which case, oh...you're one of...them.

Do you ever wonder why you're the only pilot you've ever seen with a phone holster, fanny pack and a pocket full of highlighters to help your long-suffering FO's color-code their plotting chart to be in full compliance with 1998 ETOPS procedures regarding circles? Procedures from an airline that doesn't even exist anymore? I'll bet you've got a green FOM on your nightstand right next to your autographed copy of "From Worst to First."