Compressions socks for long haul
02-20-2020, 07:12 AM
#41
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: May 2009
Posts: 1,860
Yup.
Then go get married Again because this woman is unlike any other. Buy house, boat and car you surely can’t afford. Put all your 401k into a some crappy stock. Start some stupid business and pass out endless business cards. Find Jesus but get a GF behind wife’s back in Panama. Buy some property there too. Kiss the CPO’s ass so you can get out of trouble when you need. Send pizza’s to the schedulers so you can skip contract rules and get better trips or out of a trips altogether. Don’t pay any income tax as that’s illegal and the government can’t do anything to you. Etc., etc. am I missing anything you geniuses preach constantly?
Then go get married Again because this woman is unlike any other. Buy house, boat and car you surely can’t afford. Put all your 401k into a some crappy stock. Start some stupid business and pass out endless business cards. Find Jesus but get a GF behind wife’s back in Panama. Buy some property there too. Kiss the CPO’s ass so you can get out of trouble when you need. Send pizza’s to the schedulers so you can skip contract rules and get better trips or out of a trips altogether. Don’t pay any income tax as that’s illegal and the government can’t do anything to you. Etc., etc. am I missing anything you geniuses preach constantly?
02-20-2020, 07:43 AM
#42
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Apr 2017
Posts: 3,788
Yup.
Then go get married Again because this woman is unlike any other. Buy house, boat and car you surely can’t afford. Put all your 401k into a some crappy stock. Start some stupid business and pass out endless business cards. Find Jesus but get a GF behind wife’s back in Panama. Buy some property there too. Kiss the CPO’s ass so you can get out of trouble when you need. Send pizza’s to the schedulers so you can skip contract rules and get better trips or out of a trips altogether. Don’t pay any income tax as that’s illegal and the government can’t do anything to you. Etc., etc. am I missing anything you geniuses preach constantly?
Then go get married Again because this woman is unlike any other. Buy house, boat and car you surely can’t afford. Put all your 401k into a some crappy stock. Start some stupid business and pass out endless business cards. Find Jesus but get a GF behind wife’s back in Panama. Buy some property there too. Kiss the CPO’s ass so you can get out of trouble when you need. Send pizza’s to the schedulers so you can skip contract rules and get better trips or out of a trips altogether. Don’t pay any income tax as that’s illegal and the government can’t do anything to you. Etc., etc. am I missing anything you geniuses preach constantly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ
02-20-2020, 02:42 PM
#43
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: May 2013
Posts: 315
Yup.
Then go get married Again because this woman is unlike any other. Buy house, boat and car you surely can’t afford. Put all your 401k into a some crappy stock. Start some stupid business and pass out endless business cards. Find Jesus but get a GF behind wife’s back in Panama. Buy some property there too. Kiss the CPO’s ass so you can get out of trouble when you need. Send pizza’s to the schedulers so you can skip contract rules and get better trips or out of a trips altogether. Don’t pay any income tax as that’s illegal and the government can’t do anything to you. Etc., etc. am I missing anything you geniuses preach constantly?
Then go get married Again because this woman is unlike any other. Buy house, boat and car you surely can’t afford. Put all your 401k into a some crappy stock. Start some stupid business and pass out endless business cards. Find Jesus but get a GF behind wife’s back in Panama. Buy some property there too. Kiss the CPO’s ass so you can get out of trouble when you need. Send pizza’s to the schedulers so you can skip contract rules and get better trips or out of a trips altogether. Don’t pay any income tax as that’s illegal and the government can’t do anything to you. Etc., etc. am I missing anything you geniuses preach constantly?
Tell the FO you’re totally laid back. Then get nervous when they haven’t called for the next flaps yet. Mentor them by putting your chubby fist on the flap handle to remind them - they’ve obviously forgotten and need your expertise.
When you get lucky and actually do something right and your flying partner compliments you? Dismissively chortle: “This ain’t my first rodeo.”
Make up non-standard responses to the checklist so that your FO is totally disrupted. Only lesser pilots read the responses as written like they’re supposed to. You know better.
Tell your FO how being in the military meant you had no idea what a picket line meant.
Make homophobic comments to your gay FO about the FA’s. Go home and ***** to your wife the guy or girl you just flew with ”...sure wasn’t very talkative!” I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.
Make sure you throw some asshat comment into the conversation early about how you “Came to Jesus.” because we all are so curious about your personal belief system. It’s not enough egotism that the being who created the universe has a personal relationship with you. Nope, you’ve gotta share that with the rest of us so there’s no confusion about your amazing self-centered piousness.
Don’t read any of the FM revisions and then ask your FO why they’re screwing stuff up. When they bring the change to your attention, blame the company for your ignorance.
I could go on but that’s enough.
02-23-2020, 09:36 PM
#46
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Joined APC: Jun 2019
Position: Guppy.
Posts: 285
Yup.
Then go get married Again because this woman is unlike any other. Buy house, boat and car you surely can’t afford. Put all your 401k into a some crappy stock. Start some stupid business and pass out endless business cards. Find Jesus but get a GF behind wife’s back in Panama. Buy some property there too. Kiss the CPO’s ass so you can get out of trouble when you need. Send pizza’s to the schedulers so you can skip contract rules and get better trips or out of a trips altogether. Don’t pay any income tax as that’s illegal and the government can’t do anything to you. Etc., etc. am I missing anything you geniuses preach constantly?
Then go get married Again because this woman is unlike any other. Buy house, boat and car you surely can’t afford. Put all your 401k into a some crappy stock. Start some stupid business and pass out endless business cards. Find Jesus but get a GF behind wife’s back in Panama. Buy some property there too. Kiss the CPO’s ass so you can get out of trouble when you need. Send pizza’s to the schedulers so you can skip contract rules and get better trips or out of a trips altogether. Don’t pay any income tax as that’s illegal and the government can’t do anything to you. Etc., etc. am I missing anything you geniuses preach constantly?
02-24-2020, 04:40 AM
#47
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Joined APC: May 2009
Posts: 1,860
02-24-2020, 05:17 AM
#48
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Joined APC: Apr 2007
Position: Ending the Backlog one claim at a time
Posts: 486
I’ve flown with that guy too! Also, I started wearing compression socks, Bonobos brand, and have noticed a marked decrease in fatigue after long multi-leg days and transcons. Worth it to me for that reason alone.
02-24-2020, 06:10 AM
#49
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Sep 2014
Posts: 728
Talk loudly about exactly how much money you’ve earned in front of your coworkers. Especially the FA’s. They love hearing how wealthy you are and are truly pleased for you. ***** loudly about how unfair it is that you only get 30K in profit sharing, while multiple half-wingers are listening. They’ll be amazed that such emotionally intelligent leaders are their coworkers. They’ll buy you your beer, just to learn your other pearls of wisdom.
Tell the FO you’re totally laid back. Then get nervous when they haven’t called for the next flaps yet. Mentor them by putting your chubby fist on the flap handle to remind them - they’ve obviously forgotten and need your expertise.
When you get lucky and actually do something right and your flying partner compliments you? Dismissively chortle: “This ain’t my first rodeo.”
Make up non-standard responses to the checklist so that your FO is totally disrupted. Only lesser pilots read the responses as written like they’re supposed to. You know better.
Tell your FO how being in the military meant you had no idea what a picket line meant.
Make homophobic comments to your gay FO about the FA’s. Go home and ***** to your wife the guy or girl you just flew with ”...sure wasn’t very talkative!” I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.
Make sure you throw some asshat comment into the conversation early about how you “Came to Jesus.” because we all are so curious about your personal belief system. It’s not enough egotism that the being who created the universe has a personal relationship with you. Nope, you’ve gotta share that with the rest of us so there’s no confusion about your amazing self-centered piousness.
Don’t read any of the FM revisions and then ask your FO why they’re screwing stuff up. When they bring the change to your attention, blame the company for your ignorance.
I could go on but that’s enough.
Tell the FO you’re totally laid back. Then get nervous when they haven’t called for the next flaps yet. Mentor them by putting your chubby fist on the flap handle to remind them - they’ve obviously forgotten and need your expertise.
When you get lucky and actually do something right and your flying partner compliments you? Dismissively chortle: “This ain’t my first rodeo.”
Make up non-standard responses to the checklist so that your FO is totally disrupted. Only lesser pilots read the responses as written like they’re supposed to. You know better.
Tell your FO how being in the military meant you had no idea what a picket line meant.
Make homophobic comments to your gay FO about the FA’s. Go home and ***** to your wife the guy or girl you just flew with ”...sure wasn’t very talkative!” I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.
Make sure you throw some asshat comment into the conversation early about how you “Came to Jesus.” because we all are so curious about your personal belief system. It’s not enough egotism that the being who created the universe has a personal relationship with you. Nope, you’ve gotta share that with the rest of us so there’s no confusion about your amazing self-centered piousness.
Don’t read any of the FM revisions and then ask your FO why they’re screwing stuff up. When they bring the change to your attention, blame the company for your ignorance.
I could go on but that’s enough.
Best laugh all day.
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