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Old 03-02-2018, 05:50 PM
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Default Kirby's new way of saving money...

No more bonuses for everyone...
Now we ALL work hard, so a lucky few get rewarded.

Go to Flying Together to see his new idea...
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Old 03-02-2018, 06:39 PM
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Kirby is an idiot, and he thinks we are all stupid too. Here he hopes he can buy you to go the extra mile without actually paying for it. The last sentence says it all. We hope you will all imagine winning one of the prizes. What a great way to reward us for breaking operational records! He hopes to use this same management magic and convince us to give up scope, including increasing JV flying or allowing United to buy another airline. Remember Jedi mine tricks only work on the weak minded.
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To win a prize you need to have perfect attendance??
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This announcement is getting torched in the comments section, as it should. The perfect attendance as a qualifier makes it even dumber. Hope nobody ever gets ill or has a sick kid. What a stupid, insulting... I mean EXCITING idea.
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The last sentence says it all. We hope you will all imagine winning one of the prizes. What a great way to reward us for breaking operational records! He hopes to use this same management magic and convince us to give up scope, including increasing JV flying or allowing United to buy another airline. Remember Jedi mine tricks only work on the weak minded.
Pretty much what I was thinking too.
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Old 03-02-2018, 08:26 PM
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This announcement is getting torched in the comments section, as it should. The perfect attendance as a qualifier makes it even dumber. Hope nobody ever gets ill or has a sick kid. What a stupid, insulting... I mean EXCITING idea.
I’m not sure what is dumber....Kirby’s idea or people thinking the company gives a dam about their comments.
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Old 03-02-2018, 10:00 PM
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So what can they take away next? This really sticks it to the lower paid work groups. Me personally it wont matter but it does to a new flight att or ramp employee.

Amazingly bad leadership.
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I’m not sure what is dumber....Kirby’s idea or people thinking the company gives a dam about their comments.
They watch the comments, they know the pulse.
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So the gate agent busting his/her ass dealing with rude pax and other headaches to get a flight out on time on a quick turn might lose out on the lottery to a 777 reserve guy who gets perfect attendance for sitting at home collecting unused SCs? This will destroy morale and create resentment. If it's not broken why fix it? Hey we had great operational performance so let's go change things up!
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Old 03-03-2018, 05:55 AM
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"Hey, our on-time performance is kicking everybody's butt. Let's change the incentive program to reward only some of the employees and save some money!"

Gosh, I wonder what happens next?
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