Did we not learn from the last one!!
#291
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Who gives a $hit? And, more to the point, why do you even need that thing? For "self-defense," yeah, right!
Any grown man who fetishizes a weapon with such a specialized purpose doesn't even need a background check because they're obviously bat$hit crazy in the first place. Like they never stopped playing "Army man" once they grew up. Like all those clowns who stormed the Capital and were standing around in their body armor looking so self-important and menacing.
Dork.
Any grown man who fetishizes a weapon with such a specialized purpose doesn't even need a background check because they're obviously bat$hit crazy in the first place. Like they never stopped playing "Army man" once they grew up. Like all those clowns who stormed the Capital and were standing around in their body armor looking so self-important and menacing.
Dork.
You must be a riot to fly with.
For a white guy who’s so woke to tell us all what it’s like to be a minority; to tell us about their strife; and to tell us about weapons and what we need and don’t need..... rich.
Stay woke my man... keep those gems coming.
#293
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Joined APC: Feb 2015
Position: Cabin Temp Management Specialist
Posts: 277
It’s just ... so challenging. Mind ... can’t process it all! Execute emergency protocol. Must ... turn on Tucker!
Tucker! Tucker! Tell me what to think! Tell me my wet dream of an all-White gun toting Christian republic is totally normal!
Tucker?
#294
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Joined APC: Aug 2015
Posts: 647
Quick! Go to your safe space and have a good cry. This is the funniest stuff I've ever seen on this site. As far as reality and contract talks, why don't you leave it to the adults, sweetie.
#295
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Yep!
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#296
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Damned if anyone ever wanted to know what it was like up front in an airplane, this is it right here. We got the Uber conservative pull yourself up by your bootstraps while I set up a trap to knock you down again dude and the Woke guy. Each side holding steady and not giving up any middle ground. It truly is a testimony to the professionalism and the standardization in our ranks that we can disagree so much politically and not let it affect ones work. Hats off to the woke guy for knowing history though, the other dude obviously thinks parties have never changed…
If a Miata is a sports car where does the S2000 fit in? That thing has child bearing hips so it must not be a sports car right??
If a Miata is a sports car where does the S2000 fit in? That thing has child bearing hips so it must not be a sports car right??
#297
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Yep!
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#298
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And, if you must know, yes, I am awesome to fly with because 1) I know my $hit and 2) I am fairly funny and personable and 3) I assiduously avoid any discussion of politics or religion and will almost always manage to sidetrack the conversation into an area in which the person I am flying with and I have common ground, i.e., cars, home improvement projects, military history, military service, the apparent idiocy of teenage sons, wives and their idiosyncrasies, etc., etc. In fact, I would venture to guess that were you and I to fly together, you would never even know that I am on a secret mission to make the world a better and more tolerant place.
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