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#9433
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I always like this one.
ATC: "Freedom 1234 follow Comair to 31L at KK"
Freedom: "You want us to follow Comair to 31L at KK? Are you sure that's such a good idea? How about you give us specific taxi instructions and we’ll find our own way there"
This is a very off color joke but if you bad mouth my airline, I'll bad mouth your airline
ATC: "Freedom 1234 follow Comair to 31L at KK"
Freedom: "You want us to follow Comair to 31L at KK? Are you sure that's such a good idea? How about you give us specific taxi instructions and we’ll find our own way there"
This is a very off color joke but if you bad mouth my airline, I'll bad mouth your airline
Last edited by BlueMoon; 11-02-2008 at 04:21 AM.
#9434
One of them was blocking the alleyway to our gate in JF'nK and he kept stepping on the ground controller, who kept ignoring him. Finally we go:
"Ground, Comair 123"
"Go ahead Comair"
"Freedom 321 is ready to taxi at MA and he's in our way"
"Freedom 321, Right A short V.
"Right... uh... Say again"
"Just pull forward and get out of his way."
"Ground, Comair 123"
"Go ahead Comair"
"Freedom 321 is ready to taxi at MA and he's in our way"
"Freedom 321, Right A short V.
"Right... uh... Say again"
"Just pull forward and get out of his way."
I always like this one.
ATC: "Freedom 1234 follow Comair to 31L at KK"
Freedom: "You want us to follow Comair to 31L at KK? Are you sure that's such a good idea? How about you give us specific taxi instructions and we’ll find our own way there"
This is a very off color joke but if you bad mouth my airline, I'll bad mouth your airline
ATC: "Freedom 1234 follow Comair to 31L at KK"
Freedom: "You want us to follow Comair to 31L at KK? Are you sure that's such a good idea? How about you give us specific taxi instructions and we’ll find our own way there"
This is a very off color joke but if you bad mouth my airline, I'll bad mouth your airline
#9435
If the best you can do is make light of an accident that took the lives of 49 mothers, fathers and children - your sir, are an ignorant ass.
Should I start telling about the numerous times where being on a Freedom DH shaved years off of my life? Hmm...let's see...cross controlled landings wher PF nearly skidded off a 150 foot wide runway; or getting landing currency in one shot (3+ bounces).
How about the time we listened to the Freedom crew going in to Philadelphia that blew through the localizer 3 times and then, when instructed to descend to XXXX and expect a visual, kept telling the approach controller: "Negative, we're in IMC" -
CONTROLLER: Ceiling is XXXX, descend and maintain XXXX, expect a VISUAL approach to 27R!
Freedom: uh, negative, we said we're in IMC!
Approach: Nevermind...Freedom what do YOU want?
After all of this, the controller kept his wits and remained professional. In the end, the Freedom crew had the balls to ask approach for their phone number.
Approach: Oh yeah Freedom? While we're at it, how about your ops phone number? I'm sure they'd love to hear about this.
Of course, this is the abbreviated version of the story. There's much more to it and it's really more amusing when told in person. However, I'm a digital environmentalist and want to do my part by conserving 1's and 0's.
TOOL.
#9436
You are absolutely right, and I agree 100% except with Freedom it's not a brain fart every now and then, it's all the time.
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