New Flight Attendant Pranks
06-10-2007, 08:05 AM
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06-10-2007, 09:54 AM
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Start a Captain / FO disagreement (getting stronger by minute) over what type of electrical current (AC/DC) the vortex generators produce. Ask the FA to settle the argument by asking another flight crew.
06-10-2007, 10:22 AM
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06-10-2007, 10:59 AM
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Pretend to scoop an air sample of the cockpit air in a cup or jar or coffee tumbler and tell the FA to rush it down to the ground ops guy for analysis to be sure the air is within EPA standards for the flight.
On the other hand...I sure had fun getting the pilots back! BWahahahahah! Can we say vaseline under the tiller?!
06-10-2007, 04:06 PM
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Enroute to aircraft, within earshot of the new FA, ask the FO what kind of landings he expect today since he is the landing pilot and you are the take off pilot. Have him exclaim, oh *******, crew scheduling screwed up and scheduled two Take off (and no landing) pilots on the same aircraft.
What are we going to do ??
What are we going to do ??
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