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04-17-2007, 02:55 PM

#21

9999

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Originally Posted by shanejj

What is that suppose to mean?

ROFL, this thread is getting good.

04-17-2007, 03:18 PM

#22

ABK MAN

time and initals

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A funny story about a real youngster . . . went something like this . . .this kid was about 10 years old, traveling with his family and my parents to Cozumel on a 727, anyway, he went to the flight deck, the Captain asked him if he could tell him where the clock was, he promptly pointed out the clock, and then went on to point out the artificial horizion, the altimeter, the airspeed indicator, HSI, turn and bank indicator, and the vertical speed indicator. Capt. asked if he had a type rating in the plane . . .

04-17-2007, 04:13 PM

#23

ghilis101

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Joined APC: Oct 2006

Position: B-717 FO / C-17 AC

Posts: 2,467

i said this in a bar, not in uniform of course, when a FA didnt believe i was a pilot:

legacy f/a: "your not old enough to be a pilot"
me: "well im old enough to put it in your ass"

04-17-2007, 04:27 PM

#24

SkyHigh

Self Employed.

Joined APC: May 2005

Position: Corporate Pilot

Posts: 7,119

Tell Them

Tell them it is for college credit.

SkyHigh

04-17-2007, 04:29 PM

#25

shanejj

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ghilis101

i said this in a bar, not in uniform of course, when a FA didnt believe i was a pilot:

legacy f/a: "your not old enough to be a pilot"
me: "well im old enough to put it in your ass"

Did it work?

04-17-2007, 04:36 PM

#26

TXTECHKA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ghilis101

i said this in a bar, not in uniform of course, when a FA didnt believe i was a pilot:

legacy f/a: "your not old enough to be a pilot"
me: "well im old enough to put it in your ass"

sorority girl in bar:
me: im a pilot, i drive a land rover and I'm in a frat, let me know when you'd like to head for the house.
sorority girl in bar: hahahah ok you're silly.

I'm sure gonna miss college

04-17-2007, 04:41 PM

#27

ghilis101

La Familia Delta

Joined APC: Oct 2006

Position: B-717 FO / C-17 AC

Posts: 2,467

Quote:

Originally Posted by shanejj

Did it work?

no i never saw a girl get as mad as she did. must of hit a nerve with that comment

04-17-2007, 04:47 PM

#28

JoeyMeatballs

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Posts: 6,929

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghilis101

i said this in a bar, not in uniform of course, when a FA didnt believe i was a pilot:

legacy f/a: "your not old enough to be a pilot"
me: "well im old enough to put it in your ass"

hahahah You are the man hahahhaah this is the single greatest post I have ever read, ever, beers on me forever if you ever overnight where I may reside.

04-17-2007, 05:26 PM

#29

Fly IFR

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ghilis101

i said this in a bar, not in uniform of course, when a FA didnt believe i was a pilot:

legacy f/a: "your not old enough to be a pilot"
me: "well im old enough to put it in your ass"

Truly laughed out loud when I read that!

04-17-2007, 05:31 PM

#30

saab2000

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Posts: 1,750

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghilis101

i said this in a bar, not in uniform of course, when a FA didnt believe i was a pilot:

legacy f/a: "your not old enough to be a pilot"
me: "well im old enough to put it in your ass"

'Twas good indeed!