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Old 04-13-2006, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Sloan
Not sure if it's all the cargo your haulin or the hats.

My girlfriends think pilots are sexy and we've even gone to the airport to check you all out. We are 26-35, professional and dam good looking.
Where do you boys hang out when you come to Denver? Single preferred.. Although...

Wouldn't it suck if Sloan was a big fat ugly guy just lookin to pull a fast one on some dumb pilots? I have read that word "although" 100 times and feel faint every time. SkyHigh what's your take on this developing situation? I may be moving to Denver soon......
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Old 04-13-2006, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by calcapt
Wouldn't it suck if Sloan was a big fat ugly guy just lookin to pull a fast one on some dumb pilots? I have read that word "although" 100 times and feel faint every time. SkyHigh what's your take on this developing situation? I may be moving to Denver soon......
Probably the truth. It is the internet you know.
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Old 04-20-2006, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by SkyHigh
Perhaps you should join Al Bundys NO MAM organization? To a woman an airline pilot is an ox to pull the wagon of their dreams. I guess we will have the last laugh on that one as they end up working two jobs in order pick up the financial slack.

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An Ox to pull the wagon of their dreams? Now that is funny! I've never dated a pilot and never thought of hitching up a pilot ox to pull my wagon, but I have thought they might be desirable to this particular woman because:

A. They're gone enough to let me have my own space and won't get ****ed off if I work 50-60 hours a week.
B. They won't get mad about my traveling.
C. They might like to join me for my fun/non-biz travel
D. They have a reputation for being thrifty, so I don't have to worry about them spending all my money....hahaha

I like that line though, "An Ox to pull the wagon of their dreams"...
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Originally Posted by BURflyer
Yea I agree with the site, especially the part about foreign women, but if pilots didn't get married, life would be kind of gay. Pax drivers are Ok because they have FAs but what would cargo drivers do?

With that kind of attitude, I guess all of us American gals are going to have to start dating the foreign dudes...
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Old 04-20-2006, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Sloan
Not sure if it's all the cargo your haulin or the hats.

My girlfriends think pilots are sexy and we've even gone to the airport to check you all out. We are 26-35, professional and dam good looking.
Where do you boys hang out when you come to Denver? Single preferred.. Although...
Sloan, they are kind of cute in those uniforms...you go!
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Old 04-20-2006, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by calcapt
Wouldn't it suck if Sloan was a big fat ugly guy just lookin to pull a fast one on some dumb pilots? I have read that word "although" 100 times and feel faint every time. SkyHigh what's your take on this developing situation? I may be moving to Denver soon......

Sorry I missed that one... I am a bit late..

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Old 04-20-2006, 10:41 PM
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hey burflflyer, the life of a cargo pilot is not kinda gay, we just happen to be force to frequent *****houses more often and masturbate a lot more, that's it
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Old 04-21-2006, 10:53 AM
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we just happen to...masturbate a lot more
LMAO! I can just imagine the NTSB report for that one!
 
Old 04-22-2006, 08:37 PM
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LMAO! I can just imagine the NTSB report for that one!
Aircraft descended into trees because of some unexplained obstruction preventing the control column from moving aft. No system malfunctions noted but autopsy revealed the captain had a silly smile on his face......
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That gives the phrase "side stick controller" in the Airbus a whole new meaning

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