Search

Notices
Major Legacy, National, and LCC

"I Am Alaska" video.

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 05-05-2014, 03:33 PM
  #131  
veut gagner à la loterie
 
forgot to bid's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: Light Chop
Posts: 23,286
Default

Originally Posted by BenS
Wow, well, so someone tries finishing a disagreement by saying something nice like "hope to see you on the ramp in seattle" and this is your reply? Are you still perplexed at how you've been treated here? You retracted the word competent from your statement "only competent pilots use flashlights during the day", is there a word you'd like to replace it with?

Your entire demeanor leads me to ask: who do you think you are better than? See next quote...



So you finish a flight; all 3 struts have failed and your first thought is the f/o obviously missed that they were flat before departure. I have to ask the first question I'd had; how bad was your landing? Or do you genuinely believe that all 3 struts failed by natural course right before this one flight? I also must ask you noticed it post-flight, but not pre-flight? If it was a pre-flight issue as you accuse, you as captain are still responsible for noticing something that obvious... yet, so quick to blame the f/o.
I think a triple strut fail would be noticeable on taxi out. I mean when one bottoms out because it's low it's very noticeable, all three out? I can't image all three being out to begin with unless they were improperly serviced in the first place and the landing flattened them.

Or the landing was so hard that it buckled the inner cylinders, but on all three? Heck of a landing. But if the struts are leaking then chances are you have internal components failed.

I would suspect bad servicing first. But the FO to me would be off the hook. No way anyone taxis a jet out with completely flat struts and keeps going.
forgot to bid is offline  
Old 05-05-2014, 03:42 PM
  #132  
Da Hudge
 
80ktsClamp's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Oct 2006
Position: Poodle Whisperer
Posts: 17,473
Default

Originally Posted by forgot to bid
I think a triple strut fail would be noticeable on taxi out. I mean when one bottoms out because it's low it's very noticeable, all three out? I can't image all three being out to begin with unless they were improperly serviced in the first place and the landing flattened them.

Or the landing was so hard that it buckled the inner cylinders, but on all three? Heck of a landing. But if the struts are leaking then chances are you have internal components failed.

I would suspect bad servicing first. But the FO to me would be off the hook. No way anyone taxis a jet out with completely flat struts and keeps going.
It's much more suspect given that it was on an unimproved field that it occurred on landing. It was highly incompetent of the FO to not do his walk around with a flashlight, though.
80ktsClamp is offline  
Old 05-05-2014, 04:11 PM
  #133  
Gets Weekends Off
 
Boomer's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: blueJet
Posts: 4,535
Default

This post has photoshops from both 80kts and FTB, a dude calling Buzzpat unprofessional, a Honeybadger, the "All your base" meme, someone trying to pick a fight with Newk, and both ends of the "Scale of 1 to 10" with Timmy Martins to represent the number 1 and Mr. T to represent the number 10.

This thread is officially EPIC
Boomer is offline  
Old 05-05-2014, 04:23 PM
  #134  
Runs with scissors
 
Timbo's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Posts: 7,730
Default

Originally Posted by forgot to bid
I think a triple strut fail would be noticeable on taxi out. I mean when one bottoms out because it's low it's very noticeable, all three out? I can't image all three being out to begin with unless they were improperly serviced in the first place and the landing flattened them.

Or the landing was so hard that it buckled the inner cylinders, but on all three? Heck of a landing. But if the struts are leaking then chances are you have internal components failed.

I would suspect bad servicing first. But the FO to me would be off the hook. No way anyone taxis a jet out with completely flat struts and keeps going.

Back in the day.... when I was flying KC135's out of New Hampshire in the winters, they used to warn us about the struts 'going flat' on a really cold overnight (well below zero cold) where the metal inner struts would shrink and the O-rings would freeze and the fluid might leak out. So on a cold morning walk around, that's the first thing we would look for (but without our flashlights!)

I saw a few struts that were low and wet with leaking fluid, but I never saw all three go to zero. But you don't need a flashlight to see it, unless you're in the pitch black of an O-Dark Thirty launch.

The most useful thing I've found for my flashlight on a night time walk-around is...shining it into the eyes of the oncoming tug, fuel or catering truck trying to run me over!
Timbo is offline  
Old 05-05-2014, 04:27 PM
  #135  
Runs with scissors
 
Timbo's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Posts: 7,730
Default

Originally Posted by Boomer
This post has photoshops from both 80kts and FTB, a dude calling Buzzpat unprofessional, a Honeybadger, the "All your base" meme, someone trying to pick a fight with Newk, and both ends of the "Scale of 1 to 10" with Timmy Martins to represent the number 1 and Mr. T to represent the number 10.

This thread is officially EPIC

Those photoshops were Epic!

A 757 going around in (did'ju'no Delta can't land in Juno?) with a stumped Timmy Martins watching...with his flashlight! Too funny!

Thanks for the laughs guys!
Timbo is offline  
Old 05-05-2014, 05:16 PM
  #136  
veut gagner à la loterie
 
forgot to bid's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: Light Chop
Posts: 23,286
Default

Originally Posted by Timbo
Back in the day.... when I was flying KC135's out of New Hampshire in the winters, they used to warn us about the struts 'going flat' on a really cold overnight (well below zero cold) where the metal inner struts would shrink and the O-rings would freeze and the fluid might leak out. So on a cold morning walk around, that's the first thing we would look for (but without our flashlights!)

I saw a few struts that were low and wet with leaking fluid, but I never saw all three go to zero. But you don't need a flashlight to see it, unless you're in the pitch black of an O-Dark Thirty launch.

The most useful thing I've found for my flashlight on a night time walk-around is...shining it into the eyes of the oncoming tug, fuel or catering truck trying to run me over!
Trying to keep fluids in airplanes is a pita. On that corporate jet I managed the bottoming out of struts and strut servicing was something our tech rep was jumpy about. Sure you can service it right up but it's already caused a problem by that point and when it comes time to point fingers later blah blah blah.

That E170 that landed nose wheel up a few years ago had an improperly serviced nose strut due to improper operator maintenance manual that differed from the AMM. The next day a pilot reported it bottomed out. A couple of days later it ends up landing with the nose gear retracted which was also due also to improperly written QRH from the operator. Makes sense why we stick to the manufacturers books eh?

On our jet we had our hydraulics improperly serviced by maintenance and on takeoff headed home after 14 straight days on the road the left hydraulic system said I don't care that the boss is on board... see ya!

pita I tell ya, pita.
forgot to bid is offline  
Old 05-05-2014, 05:22 PM
  #137  
Da Hudge
 
80ktsClamp's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Oct 2006
Position: Poodle Whisperer
Posts: 17,473
Default

Originally Posted by forgot to bid
Trying to keep fluids in airplanes is a pita. On that corporate jet I managed the bottoming out of struts and strut servicing was something our tech rep was jumpy about.

We had our hydraulics improperly serviced by maintenance and on takeoff headed home after 14 straight days on the road the left hydraulic system said see ya!

pita I tell ya, pita.
That wouldn't have happened if you used your flashlight during the walkaround.
80ktsClamp is offline  
Old 05-05-2014, 05:25 PM
  #138  
veut gagner à la loterie
 
forgot to bid's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: Light Chop
Posts: 23,286
Default

Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
That wouldn't have happened if you used your flashlight during the walkaround.
I never really considered that. I need to start carrying it around. No matter how much people point and ask why is he using a flashlight in the daylight to see the wing, I'm going to say, screw you people. I'm competent.

And I want a screw driver. To start opening panels. And a ladder. And a long pole. To rub the top of the wing, even though I don't need it anyways. I demand it.
forgot to bid is offline  
Old 05-05-2014, 06:14 PM
  #139  
veut gagner à la loterie
 
forgot to bid's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: Light Chop
Posts: 23,286
Default

So you're just another Alaskan 737 pilot, putzing around your jet one day...



when the flashlight sheriff catches you.



Guys, be careful out there...


Last edited by forgot to bid; 05-05-2014 at 06:27 PM.
forgot to bid is offline  
Old 05-05-2014, 06:38 PM
  #140  
Runs with scissors
 
Timbo's Avatar
 
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Posts: 7,730
Default

Originally Posted by forgot to bid
So you're just another Alaskan 737 pilot, putzing around your jet one day...



when the flashlight sheriff catches you.



Guys, be careful out there...


That was Priceless! You are killing me!

I'm glad I'd just swallowed my beer, or it would've been all over my laptop!
Timbo is offline  
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
TheFly
Safety
6
01-19-2014 09:36 PM
AC Scott
Your Photos and Videos
21
01-11-2011 04:28 AM
Moose
Hangar Talk
8
08-30-2009 09:00 PM
vagabond
Major
20
03-27-2008 10:41 AM

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



Your Privacy Choices