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Old 05-01-2012, 09:44 AM
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Pleasure to welcome you aboard. Today you are flying on a Douglas, MD88 ..."

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Old 05-01-2012, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
So no flight testing? No research? No documets? Just a drunk and a pen?
Don't disparage drunks that way. Not all drunks are Douglas DER's.
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Originally Posted by Skyone
Was in the first MD82 class in Long Beach. The capts were DC9 drivers and were somewhat awed at the glass (the ones who had not flown the 75/76). The 88 was my first capt's job there and loved it.
Yeah, initial school was a good deal -- Oakwood Corporate Apartments in Seal Beach (plus a car) instead if the Holiday Inn North on Virginia Ave.
After our sim session, the techs had to pull out the "glass" and re-install the round dials for the AMR guys scheduled next. The FMS wasn't ready yet, so we used "arc" or "rose" modes until the magic stuff showed up later.
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Old 05-01-2012, 10:38 AM
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Bar, I think you have all of the information you need to make a compelling case to the AJC that Delta Air Lines operates 117 absolutely unsafe airplanes.

Evidenced by its full of aerodynamic improvements like a 1900D, using an FMS that is also used in Boeings and that if operated outside of Honeywell's recommendations can be unsafe, and because it was certified by a drunk over three martini's on a Friday... December 8, 1987... which was a Tuesday.



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Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
Started a collection of artwork from the executive offices of various aircraft manufacturers. My first item was from Boeing:



... and just picked up my Douglas print:




THE DUDE!!!!!

Still laughing my a$$ off!

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Old 05-01-2012, 03:57 PM
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Oh my God, MD88 pilots fly it with their heads turned and eyes closed. It really just goes wherever it wants, cause it don't give a sh!t.





Look at the sleepy little ****!

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Originally Posted by contrails
Now I know that this is a celebratory thread for the Mad Dog, so we wouldn't want to put it down too much, but after reading Bucking Bar's post a few above, I was reminded of perhaps my favorite thing I have ever read on this forum, period.

Would anyone be able to dig up Bucking Bar's 100 item MD-88 list? Anyone who hadn't read it when it was buried in the DL Latest & Greatest would get a second chance, and anyone reading it a second time will still laugh for a good twenty minutes.

It seems like the MD-88 wouldn't care if it were posted on it's birthday thread.
This probably isn't the one you meant, but it's one of my favorites:

http://www.airlinepilotforums.com/ma...ml#post1014399


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Old 05-01-2012, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Carl Spackler
Oh my God, MD88 pilots fly it with their heads turned and eyes closed. It really just goes wherever it wants, cause it don't give a sh!t.





Look at the sleepy little ****!

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i want that tie!
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Old 05-01-2012, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Superpilot92
ah... yes, no flare no tail.

I'm okay with that.

Beats the 727s no flare no you...

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Hey! I was pondering on my commuter flt, if the MD88 is the Mad Dog... Is the -9 the Demented Cat? Born of witches, survived Southwest attempts to drown it as kittens? So EATS 737s just because for revenge. Dont screw with the big sister!

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