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Old 12-16-2008, 09:19 AM
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AirTran Twelve Day’s of Christmas


On the twelfth day of Christmas my AirTran gave to me,

Twelve hours on duty,
Eleven SAP’s low coverage,
Ten years to upgrade,
Nine dollar tickets,
Eight schedulers crying,
Seven broken recliners,
Six days reserve,
Five ….. URP’s lost pay,
Four years no contract,
Three abused flight attendants,
Two hostage pilots,
And a clueless management team.

Author to remain nameless for fear of being third hostage pilot.

Merry “Holiday” to all and to all a good flight!!
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Old 12-16-2008, 11:45 AM
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thats funny right there
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:14 PM
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LMAO, you are clever my friend. I especially love the Merry Holiday at the end.
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:22 PM
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Can I get that as a sticker for my flight bag???
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:32 PM
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12 reasons you should not be in business...
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by BigGuns
12 reasons you should not be in business...
Whoa! who pi$$ed in your mistletoe?!
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Deez340
Whoa! who pi$$ed in your mistletoe?!
notice the sarcastic smiley face?? I bet he could write the same about Big D too!!
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:18 PM
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Maybe he's right, I can see how some people may like poorly ran companies who lay off their skilled employees a the drop of a hat. Let's all take pay cuts and give the money to management because they won't do us wrong!!
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I could think of another dozen airlines who could substitute the title with... Merry X'mas to us all!
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Old 12-16-2008, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by BCDurbin
Can I get that as a sticker for my flight bag???
You're sittin on a goldmine Trebeck !!
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