Normalize pooping
07-13-2024, 01:04 PM
#31
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Just don't poop on the galley cart. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_976
Interesting note is that the subject defecator was a member of the first graduating class from the USAF Academy.
07-13-2024, 06:18 PM
#32
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This one time, I was nonrevving out of BKK early in the morning. Shortly after my breakfast had been consumed, I knew I had to relieve some pressure. Not wanting to foul up the business class lavs, I did the appropriate thing and walked to the back of the 747 destroyed a coach lav. One of my finest moments ever in aviation.
07-14-2024, 07:36 AM
#33
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This one time, I was nonrevving out of BKK early in the morning. Shortly after my breakfast had been consumed, I knew I had to relieve some pressure. Not wanting to foul up the business class lavs, I did the appropriate thing and walked to the back of the 747 destroyed a coach lav. One of my finest moments ever in aviation.
07-14-2024, 05:31 PM
#34
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07-14-2024, 06:52 PM
#35
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I've really wanted to do one of those photos from the cockpit the influencers are doing with the ipad where you write out you hours in celebration "1000 Hrs"! But instead of my hours the number will represent the ****s I've taken on a plane. From the days where I had to do the walk of shame to the back of a rattleing turbo prop or the time I took a dump in my cooler in a lavless cargo bird. MPGA Make Pooping Great Again!
07-14-2024, 10:46 PM
#36
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I already mentioned that/him.
07-15-2024, 09:32 AM
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Geez. Do I have to teach you guys the “Seal & Flush” method?
Seal off the inside of the bowl from the outside world with your a$$, thighs, etc. so as to not let any odor escape and then immediately flush anytime a significant amount of “content” exits your body and drops into the bowl.
The strong suction from today’s non-blue juice bowls will prevent odor from escaping into the cabin. Don’t be stingy about flushing as many times as needed.
You’re welcome.
Seal off the inside of the bowl from the outside world with your a$$, thighs, etc. so as to not let any odor escape and then immediately flush anytime a significant amount of “content” exits your body and drops into the bowl.
The strong suction from today’s non-blue juice bowls will prevent odor from escaping into the cabin. Don’t be stingy about flushing as many times as needed.
You’re welcome.
