Normalize pooping
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Im one of those people that doesn't drop a deuce in a public spot. Just the body type that knows where it's at, etc, and bowel movemement seems to know when to activate and when to lay dormant, 99.9999999999999999% of the time.
HOWEVER, a while back in the climbout, I started getting the grundles, thinking they would subside, no such luck. Inform the cabin that before they get busy, I'm gonna have to step out.
I'm able to hang on, but I've got an epic shytezkrieg boiling that would rival Operation Barbarossa.
Make it to the lav, get down to business. As I'm almost done, I can smell the air freshner the FA's carry. Man, Im in the dumper, and I can smell that stuff. So it has to be bad, like, REALLY BAD. I give MYSELF a couple mercy flushes.
I finish, I was never so embarassed to step out of a lav.
Thank god the FA had a good sense of humor about it.
HOWEVER, a while back in the climbout, I started getting the grundles, thinking they would subside, no such luck. Inform the cabin that before they get busy, I'm gonna have to step out.
I'm able to hang on, but I've got an epic shytezkrieg boiling that would rival Operation Barbarossa.
Make it to the lav, get down to business. As I'm almost done, I can smell the air freshner the FA's carry. Man, Im in the dumper, and I can smell that stuff. So it has to be bad, like, REALLY BAD. I give MYSELF a couple mercy flushes.
I finish, I was never so embarassed to step out of a lav.
Thank god the FA had a good sense of humor about it.
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Ps: I am making up that Aerosucre is getting into passengers
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We’ve all seen it happen. A passenger takes stinky dump and then the crew says “ Geez, you think you could’ve gone before you got on the airplane”
Trust me, nobody wants to take a dump in a tiny bathroom on a gross airplane toilet. I think a lot of times it just comes with no warning.
so next time you’re thinking about bashing somebody from taking a dump on an airplane just think to yourself. “ may be this came without warning?”
maybe they ate something or for some reason they just got sick an hour later on that flight they really really needed to go to the bathroom.
thoughts?
Trust me, nobody wants to take a dump in a tiny bathroom on a gross airplane toilet. I think a lot of times it just comes with no warning.
so next time you’re thinking about bashing somebody from taking a dump on an airplane just think to yourself. “ may be this came without warning?”
maybe they ate something or for some reason they just got sick an hour later on that flight they really really needed to go to the bathroom.
thoughts?
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Im one of those people that doesn't drop a deuce in a public spot. Just the body type that knows where it's at, etc, and bowel movemement seems to know when to activate and when to lay dormant, 99.9999999999999999% of the time.
HOWEVER, a while back in the climbout, I started getting the grundles, thinking they would subside, no such luck. Inform the cabin that before they get busy, I'm gonna have to step out.
I'm able to hang on, but I've got an epic shytezkrieg boiling that would rival Operation Barbarossa.
Make it to the lav, get down to business. As I'm almost done, I can smell the air freshner the FA's carry. Man, Im in the dumper, and I can smell that stuff. So it has to be bad, like, REALLY BAD. I give MYSELF a couple mercy flushes.
I finish, I was never so embarassed to step out of a lav.
Thank god the FA had a good sense of humor about it.
HOWEVER, a while back in the climbout, I started getting the grundles, thinking they would subside, no such luck. Inform the cabin that before they get busy, I'm gonna have to step out.
I'm able to hang on, but I've got an epic shytezkrieg boiling that would rival Operation Barbarossa.
Make it to the lav, get down to business. As I'm almost done, I can smell the air freshner the FA's carry. Man, Im in the dumper, and I can smell that stuff. So it has to be bad, like, REALLY BAD. I give MYSELF a couple mercy flushes.
I finish, I was never so embarassed to step out of a lav.
Thank god the FA had a good sense of humor about it.
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We all have to do it every once in a while. I think in 13 years of airline flying I've only had to once. Horrible.
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Im one of those people that doesn't drop a deuce in a public spot. Just the body type that knows where it's at, etc, and bowel movemement seems to know when to activate and when to lay dormant, 99.9999999999999999% of the time.
HOWEVER, a while back in the climbout, I started getting the grundles, thinking they would subside, no such luck. Inform the cabin that before they get busy, I'm gonna have to step out.
I'm able to hang on, but I've got an epic shytezkrieg boiling that would rival Operation Barbarossa.
Make it to the lav, get down to business. As I'm almost done, I can smell the air freshner the FA's carry. Man, Im in the dumper, and I can smell that stuff. So it has to be bad, like, REALLY BAD. I give MYSELF a couple mercy flushes.
I finish, I was never so embarassed to step out of a lav.
Thank god the FA had a good sense of humor about it.
HOWEVER, a while back in the climbout, I started getting the grundles, thinking they would subside, no such luck. Inform the cabin that before they get busy, I'm gonna have to step out.
I'm able to hang on, but I've got an epic shytezkrieg boiling that would rival Operation Barbarossa.
Make it to the lav, get down to business. As I'm almost done, I can smell the air freshner the FA's carry. Man, Im in the dumper, and I can smell that stuff. So it has to be bad, like, REALLY BAD. I give MYSELF a couple mercy flushes.
I finish, I was never so embarassed to step out of a lav.
Thank god the FA had a good sense of humor about it.