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Old 10-25-2019, 10:05 AM
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“Shouldn’t you be up front?”

“Naw, I have really long arms”

(Punch buttons on the IFE) “No, I’ve got it from back here. Allows me to sleep during flight”

Har har har!
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Old 10-25-2019, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by rickair7777
I've been asked that by friends. Educated friends. Who should know better.
Just wait til you actually do see something, then you’ll never look out the plane the same way again.
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Old 10-25-2019, 01:27 PM
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I had a flight from BUF to BWI in which there was moderate turbulence most of the way and the FAs were sitting in their seats. When we reached smooth air there was only about 10 minutes left before the FAs would have had to secure the cabin, so no service. Upon deplaning a female passenger said to me hat I had to go back to simulator training in order to learn how to avoid turbulence because she didn’t get her gin and tonic.
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Old 10-25-2019, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Deathwish
Just wait til you actually do see something, then you’ll never look out the plane the same way again.
That’s true, but after you’ve seen a few saucers, you ignore ‘em.
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Old 10-25-2019, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by tomgoodman
That’s true, but after you’ve seen a few saucers, you ignore ‘em.
Ya, I've had some of that stuff in Prague.
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Old 10-25-2019, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by badflaps
Ya, I've had some of that stuff in Prague.
All those saucers did was give me heartburn and made me have nightmares.
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Old 10-25-2019, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Deathwish
Just wait til you actually do see something, then you’ll never look out the plane the same way again.
I did, once. Quite bizarre, almost had me wondering but it did turn out to be man made.

Just because you don't know what you saw doesn't mean you should automatically jump to the most dramatic, and least probable conclusion.
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Old 10-25-2019, 04:54 PM
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Along the lines of things passengers say, each year around this time I inevitably get several people who send me the pictures of the "blind" pilots with their sunglasses and guide stick walking through the airport, as though it were totally new and unheard of. Nope, I've seen that picture a thousand times...
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Originally Posted by tennisguru
Along the lines of things passengers say, each year around this time I inevitably get several people who send me the pictures of the "blind" pilots with their sunglasses and guide stick walking through the airport, as though it were totally new and unheard of. Nope, I've seen that picture a thousand times...
PAX think I am faking it when I bring aboard my therapy porcupine. But the FO always does a double take with my seeing eye lion.
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Old 10-25-2019, 05:27 PM
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How about the "messages between maintenance and pilots from the safest airline in the world" email that always gets passed around like it's the latest news. The airline always seems to be changing. Last I checked it was FedEx. Or was it Qantas. Or maybe Emirates? I've lost track.
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