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10-05-2018, 10:07 PM
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Keep in mind you are applying to work for a marketing firm that flies airplanes. Sprinkle in some culture crap and the last thing Jetblue cares about is whether you can ACTUALLY fly an airplane.
Some knucklehead captain was publicly commended today for playing music over the PA. This is the chit we have to put up with.
Some knucklehead captain was publicly commended today for playing music over the PA. This is the chit we have to put up with.
10-09-2018, 10:29 AM
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10-09-2018, 11:27 AM
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10-10-2018, 12:17 AM
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Don’t forget he also tells you how awesome he is. And how awesome his fo is because he’s sitting next to him. Then tells you 45 min later how awesome it is to still be in his presents while interrupting your I wish i wasn’t flying tv check out of reality session... then in 30min during the final play you get another how cool it is to be flown by captain America and how sincerely pleasurable it was for him to wield you through the heavens with his might and muster.... to only be told at the gate what amazing thanks he has for your funds which will allow his family to endure life for yet another moment....
10-10-2018, 01:43 PM
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But that “ rolled over” Lodge chicken makes it all worth it. Day 1: baked chicken. Day 2: chicken enchiladas (from the left over baked). Day 3: chicken soup (from the leftover enchiladas from the leftover baked). 
10-10-2018, 01:49 PM
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Wait, I played music and got called to the office. So you’re saying, “Smack my bi%(h up,” by Prodigy does not carry the same favor of, “Sweet Caroline?” Profiling!
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