Low & Slow

There is neither a more valuable nor rare animal on this planet than a great wingman. A man who will go behind enemy lines with you and chase women from dusk till dawn, and through thick and thin. A man who understands the rules of engagement and the art of the approach. A man who will lie to women for you with a straight face, and vice versa. A man who knows when to approach a group of women and when not to. Where have all the great wingmen gone? Where art thou? All that seem remain are a bunch of coattail riding pussies, who are afraid to get their hands bloodied in the middle of the frey. Guys who lie in the brush, waiting for you to initiate conversations with women (because they lack the confidence to initiate one), before sneaking in from the rear, with little or nothing to say. A great wingman works in tandem with his partner, and he understands that there is strength in numbers -Working in a tamdem makes the team stronger. A great wingman is educated (can converse about a number of topics, and is nimble with his words), funny, confident, and doesn't give a **** what anyone else thinks, because he understands the the great laws of "wingmandom". The laws of "wingmandom" are laws that have been passed down for thousands of years, and a great wingman has taken a sacred oath to honor and respect those laws.


http://www.drunkard.com/issues/06_06/06_06_wingman.html


Study up and meet me in the bar.

RedeyeAV8r

Low and Slow
I'm afraid the Politcal correct Military has nuetered most of them. Those few that remain are in closing in on 50 if they haven't already reached that benchmark.

Remember the fighter call signs of yesterday?
Psycho, Killer, Vag, Stain, Drip, T*Ts, TooBig, etc....

The call signs of today are more likely
Sleeply, Twinkletoe, Cupcake,

Said in Humor

vagabond

I could use a wingman today. Even one called Cupcake. He can start by shoveling the snow off my driveway.

Ewfflyer

HA, great website!!!

slaveship

It's tough for us to change our thinking. I am certainly guilty. But I must defend a couple of our new "cupcake" wingmen who I have flown with during a few pretty intense hops in the desert who performed flawlessly. I know, I know, the intent of the message goes beyond this. Times have changed. I am still dealing with it.

TankerBob

http://cdbaby.com/cd/dosgringos1

refer to "the wingwan" at the bottom