mmaviator

I'm guessing you didn't see the about post WARPSPEED.

Anyways thanks for the laugh Cardio

WarpSpeed

Okay, okay...apologies to the OP of THIS thread. I don't hope your wife is out dorking some guy. It's hard enough being a female pilot without some woman coming to an aviation site to pour her heart out over whether or not some guy really has the financial backing to make him worth pursuing...oh wait, maybe that has nothlng to do with it....

cardiomd

I'm sorry, what exactly is funny about this? I go looking for shady individuals on dark corners of the internet and this girl is putting me and my wife at risk because who knows if she is some psycho?


Me coming here and asking for honest advice on if this supermodel could possibly be true or not true?


I mean, all I want is to meat a stranger on the internet, and it seems like a good way to find out if he is normal is to ask other strangers on the internet. This is all logical, right?


Thanks so much for your helpful response.

cardiomd

Ginger is that you??? I had no idea you would be on this forum. Please don't be mad. Are we still on for Saturday?


Thats mean.

Too late. I caught her dorking with somebody named Airboss or Airhoss or something. Rough looking guy, chased him out of my house with a shotgun, he was wearing nothing but a cowboy hat. So I figured pilots get all the women. I vowed to take revenge by landing a supermodel on the internet. All the girls in bars are gold-diggers or alcoholics. I look like Fabio with slightly longer hair and a better body, definitely NOT like a middle aged physician. THOSE guys are the real dorks.

cardiomd

Thanks GJN. Totally appreciate it! Everytime something sounds sexy this gal pushes back on me, and comes up with a reason why it's true.

She sent me 5 photos of the hot bodies training center (where she is getting "schooled"), I reverse searched them and found nothing until I accidentally disabled the “safe search” function. Then I got a lot of hits! Actually replace that “h” with a “t”.

I found it weird she was sexting me during what should have been class.
This is a total mess.
I hope she listens when I tell her to kiss my big rocks but at this point I'm not sure...she is obviously not dealing in reality.

To be honest, I think this is a lie that is layers deep. She has models on Facebook from her high school...she must be completely living a lie. A really hot, sexy lie.

Crazy stuff!! Tell your bros about this, as a warning.
I know you all have flight brothers and inappropriate war stories, that's what happens when you are up in the air with dudes waaay too long....

Over and out. Thanks everyone!!!

xjtguy

Whew, you got lucky Airboss or Airhoss didn't Krav Maga you.

I'm sure he had on a really big watch in addition to his hat, as well as stole the newspaper as he ran away.

WarpSpeed

Hey, I backed off and sort of apologized which is more than you'd get from a lot of these posters! I'd still like to smack the person that made that original post though...

WarpSpeed

[QUOTE=cardiomd;1402980]Ginger is that you??? I had no idea you would be on this forum. Please don't be mad. Are we still on for Saturday?


And no, I am rearranging my sock drawer that night.

Dragnet

Check to make sure he didn't also take some soap, shampoo, and pens.

Airhoss

DUDE, my watch is freaking HUGE!!

I gotta tell you though when Cardio ripped off his shirt and his muscles were rippling, his chest and abs looked like a glistening barrel of writhing snakes. I barely even noticed he had a shotgun. That dude is RIPPED! I was just afraid he was going to put me in a headlock and break my neck!