Duuuh
04-19-2013, 02:50 AM
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You cut who; where????
I had the good fortune to overhear two ladies talking about how fast hospital stays are for child birth. These two were educators at a technical college.
"I can't believe X was only in the hospital for 2 days for her baby". The other piped in, "yes, it's amazing only two days, unless of course, there is a complication and they need to do a circumcision".
"I can't believe X was only in the hospital for 2 days for her baby". The other piped in, "yes, it's amazing only two days, unless of course, there is a complication and they need to do a circumcision".
04-19-2013, 09:42 AM
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04-19-2013, 09:55 AM
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Actually, I don't know what Cinco de Mayo is. I know the date (I can even count to 10 in Spanish), but I don't know what the celebration is.
People say "4th of July" too. I hate that. It's Independence Day, which we celebrate on the 4th of July. Yes, I know what we celebrate on the 4th of July.
I could google the 5th of May, but I don't care.
People say "4th of July" too. I hate that. It's Independence Day, which we celebrate on the 4th of July. Yes, I know what we celebrate on the 4th of July.
I could google the 5th of May, but I don't care.
04-19-2013, 10:31 AM
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When I was in high school I had an English class in which we read Romeo and Juliet. A classmate of mine had the following exchange with the teacher:
(teacher) "....when Juliet dies at the end."
(Maria C) "Juliet dies in this book?"
(teacher) "Maria, didn't you read it? Shakespeare is rolling over in his grave."
(Maria C) "Shakespeare is dead!?"
WW
(teacher) "....when Juliet dies at the end."
(Maria C) "Juliet dies in this book?"
(teacher) "Maria, didn't you read it? Shakespeare is rolling over in his grave."
(Maria C) "Shakespeare is dead!?"
WW
04-19-2013, 11:37 AM
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Cinco de Mayo? Boring.
May the 4th be with you all.
Star Wars Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
May the 4th be with you all.
Star Wars Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
04-19-2013, 02:20 PM
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Just a little bit of history-
How to distinguish Mexican Independence Day from Cinco de Mayo | eHow.com
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How to distinguish Mexican Independence Day from Cinco de Mayo | eHow.com
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