Aviation Humor.:)
01-29-2013, 09:06 PM
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Aviation Humor.:)
I had an epiphany. This thread is long overdue:
Pretend aviation news stories:
Snerdly Whiffle Whiplash the 3rd, aged 8 months, became the youngest aviatrix to fly an aeroplane when, with the assistance of his father, flew a Pitts S2 inverted, from Santa Paula to Santa Barbara last week.
The youngster shared his feelings of accomplishment with the press corps that we're gathered:"Blah, blah, blahhhhhh....
In other news, the FAA has issued another Notice of Proposed Rulemaking, NPRM, that would extend the boundaries of class Bravo airspace nationwide and from the surface, up to, but not including 18,000 feet. The 12 remaining general aviation pilots have 48 hours to submit their grievances.
Pretend aviation news stories:
Snerdly Whiffle Whiplash the 3rd, aged 8 months, became the youngest aviatrix to fly an aeroplane when, with the assistance of his father, flew a Pitts S2 inverted, from Santa Paula to Santa Barbara last week.
The youngster shared his feelings of accomplishment with the press corps that we're gathered:"Blah, blah, blahhhhhh....
In other news, the FAA has issued another Notice of Proposed Rulemaking, NPRM, that would extend the boundaries of class Bravo airspace nationwide and from the surface, up to, but not including 18,000 feet. The 12 remaining general aviation pilots have 48 hours to submit their grievances.
01-30-2013, 03:18 AM
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Update to Class Bravo airspace:
There was actually only 6 GA pilots left over to submit a grievance.
However, The FAA has convened a special panel to assist this minority pilot group in obtaining exempt status and to bolster the interest in GA pilots overall in flying at altitudes above 10,000 ft.
There was actually only 6 GA pilots left over to submit a grievance.
However, The FAA has convened a special panel to assist this minority pilot group in obtaining exempt status and to bolster the interest in GA pilots overall in flying at altitudes above 10,000 ft.
01-30-2013, 07:44 AM
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Update to Class Bravo airspace:
There was actually only 6 GA pilots left over to submit a grievance.
However, The FAA has convened a special panel to assist this minority pilot group in obtaining exempt status and to bolster the interest in GA pilots overall in flying at altitudes above 10,000 ft.
There was actually only 6 GA pilots left over to submit a grievance.
However, The FAA has convened a special panel to assist this minority pilot group in obtaining exempt status and to bolster the interest in GA pilots overall in flying at altitudes above 10,000 ft.
01-30-2013, 02:12 PM
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In other aviation related news today the Boeing Corporation the maker of the new 787 Dreamliner announced a new seating option available while riding on the 787 aircraft.
The new seating area will be called "Kingsford BBQ seating". This seating option is located in the exciting downstairs E&E portion of the aircraft and will allow lucky passengers to smoke, roast and fry on board purchased, raw meat products. Passengers will be given the option of using either a communal spit roasting pit placed over the lithium ion batteries or a single roasting stick, camp fire style cooking will be made available with passenger safe roasting spikes.
Boeing Corp once again reiterated that the 787 is perfectly safe and that there is nothing quit like the flavor of Lithium Ion battery smoked meats.
The new seating area will be called "Kingsford BBQ seating". This seating option is located in the exciting downstairs E&E portion of the aircraft and will allow lucky passengers to smoke, roast and fry on board purchased, raw meat products. Passengers will be given the option of using either a communal spit roasting pit placed over the lithium ion batteries or a single roasting stick, camp fire style cooking will be made available with passenger safe roasting spikes.
Boeing Corp once again reiterated that the 787 is perfectly safe and that there is nothing quit like the flavor of Lithium Ion battery smoked meats.
01-31-2013, 03:02 AM
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In other aviation related news today the Boeing Corporation the maker of the new 787 Dreamliner announced a new seating option available while riding on the 787 aircraft.
The new seating area will be called "Kingsford BBQ seating". This seating option is located in the exciting downstairs E&E portion of the aircraft and will allow lucky passengers to smoke, roast and fry on board purchased, raw meat products. Passengers will be given the option of using either a communal spit roasting pit placed over the lithium ion batteries or a single roasting stick, camp fire style cooking will be made available with passenger safe roasting spikes.
Boeing Corp once again reiterated that the 787 is perfectly safe and that there is nothing quit like the flavor of Lithium Ion battery smoked meats.
The new seating area will be called "Kingsford BBQ seating". This seating option is located in the exciting downstairs E&E portion of the aircraft and will allow lucky passengers to smoke, roast and fry on board purchased, raw meat products. Passengers will be given the option of using either a communal spit roasting pit placed over the lithium ion batteries or a single roasting stick, camp fire style cooking will be made available with passenger safe roasting spikes.
Boeing Corp once again reiterated that the 787 is perfectly safe and that there is nothing quit like the flavor of Lithium Ion battery smoked meats.
Update: “Pittmasters” is going to film an episode from the "Kingsford BBQ seating" section of a 787.
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