Tool of the day
#9861
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Joined APC: Jul 2009
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BS flag thrown. Nobody gives pas at 0300 unless all hell is about to break loose and they feel compelled to for safety. I don't believe for a second that any CAs or FOs are pointing out anything in the middle of the night. Nobody is that big a tool.
#9862
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Joined APC: Dec 2016
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#9863
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Joined APC: Jan 2016
Posts: 76
AND- at the same outfit the FA’s would leave the cabin lights on full bright the whole red-eye because “it’s too dark and we can’t see the passengers when we are doing service.”
And that airline is wondering why they aren’t making money.
100% dead serious.
#9864
Banned
Joined APC: Jul 2017
Posts: 80
In a previous life I flew with a guy that did exactly this. Grand Canyon, LAS Vegas, continental divide, northern lights, you name it.
AND- at the same outfit the FA’s would leave the cabin lights on full bright the whole red-eye because “it’s too dark and we can’t see the passengers when we are doing service.”
And that airline is wondering why they aren’t making money.
100% dead serious.
AND- at the same outfit the FA’s would leave the cabin lights on full bright the whole red-eye because “it’s too dark and we can’t see the passengers when we are doing service.”
And that airline is wondering why they aren’t making money.
100% dead serious.
#9865
Banned
Joined APC: Nov 2013
Position: 7th green
Posts: 4,378
In a previous life I flew with a guy that did exactly this. Grand Canyon, LAS Vegas, continental divide, northern lights, you name it.
AND- at the same outfit the FA’s would leave the cabin lights on full bright the whole red-eye because “it’s too dark and we can’t see the passengers when we are doing service.”
And that airline is wondering why they aren’t making money.
100% dead serious.
AND- at the same outfit the FA’s would leave the cabin lights on full bright the whole red-eye because “it’s too dark and we can’t see the passengers when we are doing service.”
And that airline is wondering why they aren’t making money.
100% dead serious.
"We just reached FL330. I'm going to turn off the seat belt sign so you're free to move about the cabin. However while you're in your seats keep your seat belt fastened...yada yada yada."
Zip it. Everybody's asleep and no one cares.
#9866
Just for clarification, I never said to do this at night. It would irritate everybody to no end when the redeye got to cruising altitude and some tool would say:
"We just reached FL330. I'm going to turn off the seat belt sign so you're free to move about the cabin. However while you're in your seats keep your seat belt fastened...yada yada yada."
Zip it. Everybody's asleep and no one cares.
"We just reached FL330. I'm going to turn off the seat belt sign so you're free to move about the cabin. However while you're in your seats keep your seat belt fastened...yada yada yada."
Zip it. Everybody's asleep and no one cares.
#9867
When investigated, there were three sets of tire tracks. Forward, back up, and forward again, just to make certain.
#9868
Once the first run over is complete, the average FA crew in a van has already moved on to a 20 minute discussion on what their cat's are doing 3 time zones away along with analyzing the latest episode of the Kardashians.
#9869
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Joined APC: Apr 2011
Position: retired 767(dl)
Posts: 5,761
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