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Old 04-29-2012, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo
Which reminds me of another F/C Business tool. When I was an engineer on the 727, I went back to get some coffee for the Capt. and there's a Tool standing in the galley, hitting on the (young, pretty) F/A. Well, I say, "Excuse me, but the Capt. would like some coffee..." as I try to squeeze past him. He looks at me like I'm the scum of the earth and says, "Why don't you just get back up there and do your Job!"
With reference to the bold text, you are really dating yourself!
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by RonnyK320
I was at Lakes, but I hear that all over the country...
Tool of the day: Guys who take credit for something who actually didn't do it.....guilty as charged.
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:10 PM
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The guy sitting a couple tables over from me at one of the McDs in ORD blasting music on his laptop..I almost think its a hidden camera TV show
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by jumpseat2024
The guy sitting a couple tables over from me at one of the McDs in ORD blasting music on his laptop..I almost think its a hidden camera TV show
tonight on prime time what would you do, we will put this guy in an airport mcdonalds and have him blast music from his laptop, John will walk out right before someone knocks hit laptop on the floor. Yes Hi I am John what ever the heck his last name is, with a tv show called what would you do. Why did you have enough compassion not to take his laptop and smash it on his head?
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Old 04-30-2012, 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Delta1067
Pilots who are so cheap that they can't even tip the van drive $1 for loading/unloading their bags and then they justify by it by saying they are just doing their jobs. Biggest classless tools out there.
Who were you flying with, Mr. Pink?
Reservoir Dogs Tipping/Gratuity Scene 720p HD - YouTube(NSFW/Kids)
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Old 04-30-2012, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Sluggo_63
Who were you flying with, Mr. Pink?
Reservoir Dogs Tipping/Gratuity Scene 720p HD - YouTube(NSFW/Kids)
I don't tip van drivers. I make it a point to load and unload my own bag. Now, if I request a ride to restaurant, movie theatre ect... Then I drop'em a tip.
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Old 04-30-2012, 06:51 AM
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The guys setting one row ahead of me a few weeks ago that told my F/A wife that was working the trip that she was sexy. She said "Thanks, that's my husband setting behind you, he thinks so." He has been watching too much Pan Am.
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Old 04-30-2012, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Luv2Rotate
I don't tip van drivers. I make it a point to load and unload my own bag. Now, if I request a ride to restaurant, movie theatre ect... Then I drop'em a tip.
You just went to the top of my tool list!
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Old 04-30-2012, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Luv2Rotate
I don't tip van drivers. I make it a point to load and unload my own bag. Now, if I request a ride to restaurant, movie theatre ect... Then I drop'em a tip.
So you know you're a tool right?

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The guys setting one row ahead of me a few weeks ago that told my F/A wife that was working the trip that she was sexy. She said "Thanks, that's my husband setting behind you, he thinks so." He has been watching too much Pan Am.
Who is the tool?
The FA for treating a compliment like that?
The pax for giving a compliment like that?
Or you for trying to convince us all that your wife is hot in a backhanded way?
Hmmmm
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Old 04-30-2012, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by mike734
So you know you're a tool right?


Who is the tool?
The FA for treating a compliment like that?
The pax for giving a compliment like that?
Or you for trying to convince us all that your wife is hot in a backhanded way?
Hmmmm

Hmmmm, I see you have been watching Pan Am too! I guess you had to be there......
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