Tool of the day
12-03-2015, 07:03 PM
#7102
Looking for a laugh
Joined APC: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,099
well, to tell the truth, I really have no idea how you choose to live your social life, and where else you might post about any bar conquests. From what I have read of your work here though, you do seem to fit a certain profile of pilot I've worked with before. Whatever floats your boat is OK with me. I've got cognac and breadsticks to consume.
12-03-2015, 09:07 PM
#7103
Line Holder
Joined APC: Apr 2015
Position: Both seats on big planes
Posts: 29
TOTD: to that OO flyboy who was lurking in the lounge last night at Roasters in SEA.
I was having dinner with my crew after they cx our last leg to the outstation because freezing rain was forecast. Another pair of FA's from our base showed up because of the same thing. This tool and his sidekick drifted over after they heard us talking about "work, work, work, overnights, work..."
"Hey, are you flightcrew?... Who do you work for?..."
TOTD:"I fly for "Delta". I fly jets" My lead FA tore into him, (bless her black heart, her hubby flies too), "Oh yeah, what type? CRJ, ERJ, Embraers, what?"
TOTD: "All of them." (Smirk.) "I even let a flight attendant do a landing once." FA: "Bull****! I won't even land the plane if I'm flying in a -172."
He was making a play for one of the other girls. They were ok, they knew how to handle this douche.
It was amazing, (appalling). The frozen permanent smirk. The perma-tan. The *********g ducktail hairdoo. (I hate those.) It was straight back to 1986 and "Top Gun". It was the Iceman. He walks the earth again. I wanted to wring his neck for the damage his stereotype does to our profession. The girls just laughed at him. I just wondered how in the hell he got hired; I'm sure his apps are out all over. The pool for the regionals must be pretty well drained dry.
It was so cliché it was unbelieveable.
Ok, rant over.
I was having dinner with my crew after they cx our last leg to the outstation because freezing rain was forecast. Another pair of FA's from our base showed up because of the same thing. This tool and his sidekick drifted over after they heard us talking about "work, work, work, overnights, work..."
"Hey, are you flightcrew?... Who do you work for?..."
TOTD:"I fly for "Delta". I fly jets" My lead FA tore into him, (bless her black heart, her hubby flies too), "Oh yeah, what type? CRJ, ERJ, Embraers, what?"
TOTD: "All of them." (Smirk.) "I even let a flight attendant do a landing once." FA: "Bull****! I won't even land the plane if I'm flying in a -172."
He was making a play for one of the other girls. They were ok, they knew how to handle this douche.
It was amazing, (appalling). The frozen permanent smirk. The perma-tan. The *********g ducktail hairdoo. (I hate those.) It was straight back to 1986 and "Top Gun". It was the Iceman. He walks the earth again. I wanted to wring his neck for the damage his stereotype does to our profession. The girls just laughed at him. I just wondered how in the hell he got hired; I'm sure his apps are out all over. The pool for the regionals must be pretty well drained dry.
It was so cliché it was unbelieveable.
Ok, rant over.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1BzU1sYPjzo
12-04-2015, 01:22 AM
#7104
Junior Senior
Joined APC: Feb 2012
Position: Whiskey Papa
Posts: 2,851
12-04-2015, 07:00 AM
#7106
New Hire
Joined APC: Dec 2015
Posts: 2
Tool of the day goes to the teenage kid commenting on Sully's Facebook post about attempts to reduce atp mins, claiming that military pilots should be exempt from current mins because they are inherently of higher quality and also have better training than civilian pilots.
12-04-2015, 07:15 AM
#7107
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Mar 2008
Position: 757/767 First Officer
Posts: 366
Tool of the day goes to the teenage kid commenting on Sully's Facebook post about attempts to reduce atp mins, claiming that military pilots should be exempt from current mins because they are inherently of higher quality and also have better training than civilian pilots.
12-04-2015, 08:55 AM
#7108
Get's Every Day Off
Joined APC: Oct 2006
Position: Retired
Posts: 1,860
Tool of the day goes to the teenage kid commenting on Sully's Facebook post about attempts to reduce atp mins, claiming that military pilots should be exempt from current mins because they are inherently of higher quality and also have better training than civilian pilots.
I keed. I keed.
12-04-2015, 09:58 AM
#7109
Banned
Joined APC: Jul 2015
Position: systems analyst
Posts: 757
Tool of the day goes to the teenage kid commenting on Sully's Facebook post about attempts to reduce atp mins, claiming that military pilots should be exempt from current mins because they are inherently of higher quality and also have better training than civilian pilots.
12-04-2015, 10:13 AM
#7110
New Hire
Joined APC: Dec 2015
Posts: 2
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