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Old 12-03-2015, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by captjns
Too bad your F/A didn't tell Bob Goy McDoy to go to his room and polish the brass buttons on his double breasted admiral's jacket.
Sounds like a 25 year old compass pilot who got upgraded after 6 months and still believes he is gonna flow up to mainline.
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Old 12-03-2015, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by N19906
TOTD: to that OO flyboy who was lurking in the lounge last night at Roasters in SEA.
I was having dinner with my crew after they cx our last leg to the outstation because freezing rain was forecast. Another pair of FA's from our base showed up because of the same thing. This tool and his sidekick drifted over after they heard us talking about "work, work, work, overnights, work..."
"Hey, are you flightcrew?... Who do you work for?..."
TOTD:"I fly for "Delta". I fly jets" My lead FA tore into him, (bless her black heart, her hubby flies too), "Oh yeah, what type? CRJ, ERJ, Embraers, what?"
TOTD: "All of them." (Smirk.) "I even let a flight attendant do a landing once." FA: "Bull****! I won't even land the plane if I'm flying in a -172."
He was making a play for one of the other girls. They were ok, they knew how to handle this douche.
It was amazing, (appalling). The frozen permanent smirk. The perma-tan. The *********g ducktail hairdoo. (I hate those.) It was straight back to 1986 and "Top Gun". It was the Iceman. He walks the earth again. I wanted to wring his neck for the damage his stereotype does to our profession. The girls just laughed at him. I just wondered how in the hell he got hired; I'm sure his apps are out all over. The pool for the regionals must be pretty well drained dry.

It was so cliché it was unbelieveable.
Ok, rant over.
Who makes a play for FAs when you're not at work?!?!
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Old 12-03-2015, 08:28 AM
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Damn. Reading back through the last 100 pages I recognize myself as the "anonymous" culprit of at least 3 of those stories 😳😳
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Old 12-03-2015, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Canuck
Who makes a play for FAs when you're not at work?!?!
Maybe they were irresistable! (or maybe a male organ has no conscience?!)
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Old 12-03-2015, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
Maybe they were irresistable! (or maybe a male organ has no conscience?!)
Neither does a female's.
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Old 12-03-2015, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob
Tell the truth, you've probably pulled that line too, once or twice.
Well JDMJ... you just research my posts and let me know if I used whatever line before and let me know how that works out for you. ;-)
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Old 12-03-2015, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
Maybe they were irresistable! (or maybe a male organ has no conscience?!)
ehhh, how YOU dooin? Who do you work for?
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Old 12-03-2015, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Canuck
Who makes a play for FAs when you're not at work?!?!
Somebody too lazy for self abuse......
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Old 12-03-2015, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
Maybe they were irresistable! (or maybe a male organ has no conscience?!)
Haha! LNL, you're the one exception to this rule

Hey speaking of which, PM me! I need some advice on how to get them to like me-at work only. So far I'm 0/(approximately) 54ish...

Hope you're doing well!
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Old 12-03-2015, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Canuck
Haha! LNL, you're the one exception to this rule

Hey speaking of which, PM me! I need some advice on how to get them to like me-at work only. So far I'm 0/(approximately) 54ish...

Hope you're doing well!
Whoa.

Make that 0 / 55-ish.
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