Tool of the day
08-26-2015, 06:46 PM
#6762
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Dec 2005
Posts: 8,914
On guard it would have been followed by:
Delta 241 knockit' off
Delta 731 knockit' off
Delta 55 knockit' off
Delta 1283 knockin' off
Delta 1142 knockin' off
Delta 942 knockin' off
Delta 451 knockin' off
Delta 478 knockin' off
Delta 692 knockin' off
Delta 2241 knockin' off
Delta 867 knockin' off
Delta 427 knockin' off
Delta 572 knockin' off
Delta 1988 knockin' off
08-26-2015, 07:26 PM
#6763
You scratched my anchor
Joined APC: Feb 2011
Posts: 4,943
I heard this old story from a F/A:
A pax disregarded instructions and started rooting around in the overhead bin before the aircraft reached the gate. He dislodged a heavy item which bonked a very large person on the head. This VLP arose, grabbed the offender, and bounced him violently up and down while shouting "Didn't she tell you to stay in your seat?"
A pax disregarded instructions and started rooting around in the overhead bin before the aircraft reached the gate. He dislodged a heavy item which bonked a very large person on the head. This VLP arose, grabbed the offender, and bounced him violently up and down while shouting "Didn't she tell you to stay in your seat?"
08-26-2015, 07:30 PM
#6764
Prime Minister/Moderator
Joined APC: Jan 2006
Position: Engines Turn Or People Swim
Posts: 39,992
Not necessarily. But you shouldn't wear them while moving about in crowded public areas and pretend that that they give you an oblivious shield to disregard everyone else. Wait until you're settled into your seat. Otherwise...tool.
08-26-2015, 07:54 PM
#6765
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Apr 2012
Posts: 173
Grandpa? Is that you? Have you come back from the dead to speak to me through the APC forums?
08-26-2015, 07:58 PM
#6766
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Mar 2008
Position: 757/767 First Officer
Posts: 366
Awwww...c'mon, that was awesome. You act wacky while packed in a tiny metal tube with strangers = somebody's gonna record you!
(And now that she's an Internet sensation some guys will want to pick up her bruised, rebounding self.)
(And now that she's an Internet sensation some guys will want to pick up her bruised, rebounding self.)
08-27-2015, 12:27 AM
#6767
Banned
Joined APC: Jul 2015
Position: systems analyst
Posts: 757
On guard you should said, "Delta knock it off, Delta knock it off."
On guard it would have been followed by:
Delta 241 knockit' off
Delta 731 knockit' off
Delta 55 knockit' off
Delta 1283 knockin' off
Delta 1142 knockin' off
Delta 942 knockin' off
Delta 451 knockin' off
Delta 478 knockin' off
Delta 692 knockin' off
Delta 2241 knockin' off
Delta 867 knockin' off
Delta 427 knockin' off
Delta 572 knockin' off
Delta 1988 knockin' off
On guard it would have been followed by:
Delta 241 knockit' off
Delta 731 knockit' off
Delta 55 knockit' off
Delta 1283 knockin' off
Delta 1142 knockin' off
Delta 942 knockin' off
Delta 451 knockin' off
Delta 478 knockin' off
Delta 692 knockin' off
Delta 2241 knockin' off
Delta 867 knockin' off
Delta 427 knockin' off
Delta 572 knockin' off
Delta 1988 knockin' off
"Say reason?"
"I lost SA"
08-27-2015, 03:42 AM
#6768
Banned
Joined APC: Nov 2008
Position: A330
Posts: 1,043
08-27-2015, 09:08 AM
#6769
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Apr 2009
Position: A320 CA
Posts: 706
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08-27-2015, 05:46 PM
#6770
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jul 2007
Position: Left seat of a little plane
Posts: 2,431
The entitled NY lady with an "emotional support animal" who let the dog out of the carrier (because it was whimpering), which then ran up into first class and pooped in the aisle... while the F/As were serving a meal.
Yes this happened to me on my last trip. No I am not making this up.
Yes this happened to me on my last trip. No I am not making this up.
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