Tool of the day
01-21-2015, 06:11 PM
#5881
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Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 6,009
That type of so-called captain needs to be taken out back behind the wood shed for a proper discussion.
01-21-2015, 07:04 PM
#5882
Otto
Joined APC: Jul 2013
Position: Turkish Pile Driver
Posts: 1,806
I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
01-21-2015, 07:21 PM
#5883
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Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 6,009
*shrug* I'd rather know and rip the band-aid off all at once. That marriage is destined to fail anyway and IMO certainly not worth saving.
I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.
And he's employed with who?
01-21-2015, 07:58 PM
#5884
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Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: 737A
Posts: 1,890
*shrug* I'd rather know and rip the band-aid off all at once. That marriage is destined to fail anyway and IMO certainly not worth saving.
I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
01-21-2015, 09:01 PM
#5885
Otto
Joined APC: Jul 2013
Position: Turkish Pile Driver
Posts: 1,806
So let me get this straight. A DO... who is upper management so to speak, suspects his wife is doing someone else, straps a jet to his back, taxis out and back using tax payers dollars just so he can catch his wife in someone else's saddle... Now who's the tool? I'm sure the base commander was truly impressed with him
Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.
And he's employed with who?
Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.
And he's employed with who?
No kidding, that's good to hear. He was a good guy and she was a fat dirty ho. Glad he upgraded to wife 2.0.
01-21-2015, 09:18 PM
#5886
Prime Minister/Moderator
Joined APC: Jan 2006
Position: Engines Turn Or People Swim
Posts: 40,410
01-21-2015, 09:24 PM
#5887
Prime Minister/Moderator
Joined APC: Jan 2006
Position: Engines Turn Or People Swim
Posts: 40,410
So let me get this straight. A DO... who is upper management so to speak, suspects his wife is doing someone else, straps a jet to his back, taxis out and back using tax payers dollars just so he can catch his wife in someone else's saddle... Now who's the tool? I'm sure the base commander was truly impressed with him
Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.
And he's employed with who?
Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.
And he's employed with who?
01-21-2015, 10:14 PM
#5888
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Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 6,009
Doesn't show mental stability. Better ways to resolve while maintaining integrity... Ever hear of a PI?
01-21-2015, 10:34 PM
#5889
Prime Minister/Moderator
Joined APC: Jan 2006
Position: Engines Turn Or People Swim
Posts: 40,410
Each to his own. I probably wouldn't have handled it like that but it wasn't really off the reservation...nobody got shot or anything.
01-21-2015, 11:07 PM
#5890
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Joined APC: Jul 2013
Posts: 4,785
Just like when you're flying with a guy that lives around the airport, the flight path is over his house off. He points to his house and then says "I live in that house right th......WAIT, WHO'S TRUCK IS THAT IN MY DRIVEWAY!!!!!!!"
HE'S JOKING.
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