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07-07-2014, 12:18 PM

#5571

Justdoinmyjob

Looking for a laugh

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Posts: 4,099

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Originally Posted by ClarenceOver

You are on page 557.

Interesting. I'm seeing these posts on page 558. Your computer seems slow.

07-08-2014, 03:34 PM

#5572

KIGONYE

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Joined APC: Jul 2008

Position: Capt

Posts: 115

The whole goddam* BRA National team. Called in sick for this bullsh*t

07-08-2014, 04:34 PM

#5573

captjns

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Joined APC: Feb 2006

Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar

Posts: 6,009

Quote:

Originally Posted by contrails

The United pilot climbing out of LAX telling center:

"United ### . . . burning gas."

ZLA: I'm sorry, say again?

"Goin' to Mexico City . . . "

ZLA: I'm sorry what is the request?

"Requesting a CLIMB."

The putz should take his act to the local comedy club during open mic night, if he wants to be a comedian rather than congesting the frequency with empty chatter.

Definitely no cognac or breadsticks for this rookie

07-08-2014, 05:03 PM

#5574

rickair7777

Prime Minister/Moderator

Joined APC: Jan 2006

Position: Engines Turn Or People Swim

Posts: 40,406

Quote:

Originally Posted by mooney

tool of the day.....the guy that wished Toronto Center a "happy 4th of July" when handed off.

No point to that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mooney

cool of the day....the Houston Center controller that enthusiastically wished British Airways a "happy 4th"

This however is actually funny. We always gave our UK military brethren grief on the 4th..

07-08-2014, 05:20 PM

#5575

forgot to bid

veut gagner à la loterie

Joined APC: Apr 2008

Position: Light Chop

Posts: 23,286

America:

Britain: Enough already.

07-08-2014, 06:37 PM

#5576

WHACKMASTER

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mooney

tool of the day.....the guy that wished Toronto Center a "happy 4th of July" when handed off.

cool of the day....the Houston Center controller that enthusiastically wished British Airways a "happy 4th"

Omg, I nearly pi$$ed my pants laughing at the last one. Brilliant!

07-09-2014, 12:39 AM

#5577

XDriverX

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Joined APC: Jun 2011

Position: A320

Posts: 123

Listening to Hawaiian 50 repeat every frequency from Kansas to JFK "Hawaii 'FIVE OH" FL***, Aloha......

And upon leaving every frequency "ALOHA".

We get it. **** with the ALOHA....

07-09-2014, 12:48 AM

#5578

sidestep

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Joined APC: Jul 2008

Position: F0

Posts: 404

Quote:

Originally Posted by XDriverX

Listening to Hawaiian 50 repeat every frequency from Kansas to JFK "Hawaii 'FIVE OH" FL***, Aloha......

And upon leaving every frequency "ALOHA".

We get it. **** with the ALOHA....

You definitely don't 'get it'.. But that's fine.

That being said, I'm sure I'd be annoyed after a few freq changes..

07-09-2014, 01:37 AM

#5579

Kuma

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Joined APC: Dec 2007

Posts: 27

Quote:

Originally Posted by XDriverX

Listening to Hawaiian 50 repeat every frequency from Kansas to JFK "Hawaii 'FIVE OH" FL***, Aloha......

And upon leaving every frequency "ALOHA".

We get it. **** with the ALOHA....

?? Do you know what "aloha" means? You are seriously twisted if that irritates you. Good day, to you. Aloha. 'night. see ya...

07-09-2014, 05:08 AM

#5580

captjns

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Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar

Posts: 6,009

Quote:

Originally Posted by XDriverX

Listening to Hawaiian 50 repeat every frequency from Kansas to JFK "Hawaii 'FIVE OH" FL***, Aloha......

And upon leaving every frequency "ALOHA".

We get it. **** with the ALOHA....

And who's the TOTD