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05-27-2014, 08:05 AM

#5331

LNL76

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gloopy

Its way better to just make up where you're based anyway. Sheboygan, WI is always a crowd pleaser, as is Ashtabula, Ohio and Loganville, Georgia.

But I never use Kalamazoo. That's the universal safe word.

lol

If you want to see hilarity ensue, just say "welcome to (insert wrong city here)." Now THAT gets pax attention!

05-27-2014, 09:17 AM

#5332

gloopy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LNL76

lol

If you want to see hilarity ensue, just say "welcome to (insert wrong city here)." Now THAT gets pax attention!

That's especially effective if its similar. Columbus, GA versus OH and of course Austin vs Boston and Newark vs LGA/JFK.

05-27-2014, 09:27 AM

#5333

captjns

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Originally Posted by mike734

That same passenger used the back of your chair to help get his lard ass out of his seat and launched your head every time.

Some are in a hurry to go no place fast, like the pin head that's in such a rush to climb over you to get into the aisle. Mean while you are in the last row of a jumbo, probably row 100 in the way back of the jet. And guess what... The jet bridge has not arrived at the jet yet!

05-27-2014, 09:29 AM

#5334

captjns

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gloopy

I used to tell the pax we were based in Itchy Butt New Mexico.

05-27-2014, 03:09 PM

#5335

ShyGuy

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Les Abend's latest article in Flying magazine. Seems it took him 29 years to realize that legacy aisle donkeys* indeed are drama queens.

* LNL76 is exempt from 'aisle donkey' nomenclature

05-27-2014, 04:58 PM

#5336

TheFly

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TOTD goes to all the engineers who designed hotel rooms with no plugs near the beds. Seriously?! At least one outlet near the bed!

05-27-2014, 05:57 PM

#5337

Fly Girl

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[QUOTE=TheFly;1652753]TOTD goes to all the engineers who designed hotel rooms with no plugs near the beds. Seriously?! At least one outlet near the bed!

Haha!!! Have had that problem before too.. Phone is always charging on the desk or the bathroom countertop!

05-27-2014, 07:15 PM

#5338

captjns

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Originally Posted by TheFly

TOTD goes to all the engineers who designed hotel rooms with no plugs near the beds. Seriously?! At least one outlet near the bed!

Related to the engineers who designed the Boeing toilet seats that don't stay up.

05-27-2014, 07:36 PM

#5339

jaded

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Quote:

Originally Posted by captjns

Related to the engineers who designed the Boeing toilet seats that don't stay up.

or the ones that designed the cup holders for the last 4 airplanes i've flown...

05-27-2014, 10:27 PM

#5340

Boomer

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TOTD... Whoever writes the brain teasers in Delta Sky Magazine...

1) Terry is half as old as Alice was when Alice was five years older than Terry is now. How old is Terry now?

Answer:

1) B