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01-17-2014, 03:45 AM

#4811

scambo1

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Quote:

Originally Posted by conquestdz

I nominate the international business class passenger on the way to Shanghai today that could't figure out how to open the lav door. However, he was able to whip it out and use the corner outside of the lav as a urinal instead.

LMAO

That is definitive...unbeatable.

But hey, he was a business class ticket.

01-17-2014, 07:51 AM

#4812

gloopy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by conquestdz

#1 or #2?

Either one is TOTD, but one is potential TOTY/Hall of Fame material.

01-17-2014, 08:08 AM

#4813

Justdoinmyjob

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Quote:

Originally Posted by conquestdz

However, he was able to whip it out and use the corner outside of the lav as a urinal instead.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gloopy

#1 or #2?

Not sure what you're whipping out to drop a deuce, or why you'd use the urinal for that, but Imma gonna go with #1.

01-17-2014, 08:11 AM

#4814

gloopy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob

Not sure what you're whipping out to drop a deuce, or why you'd use the urinal for that, but Imma gonna go with #1.

Your submission has been accepted, and your TOTD nomination is considered closed. No further action on your part is required. Any "Pics or it Didn't Happen" requirements have been waived. Thank you for participating in the TOTD program.

01-17-2014, 08:13 AM

#4815

Justdoinmyjob

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gloopy

Just trying to keep up with you.

01-17-2014, 08:15 AM

#4816

Timbo

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I remember a story several years ago about an irate passenger on American I think, who jumped up on the seat and dropped a duce on the beverage cart!

01-17-2014, 08:35 AM

#4817

Plane Ramrod

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Timbo

I remember a story several years ago about an irate passenger on American I think, who jumped up on the seat and dropped a duce on the beverage cart!

Average day in MTPP

01-17-2014, 11:17 AM

#4818

gearcrankr

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Timbo

I remember a story several years ago about an irate passenger on American I think, who jumped up on the seat and dropped a duce on the beverage cart!

Iirc his attorney claimed it was diarrhea not public intoxication.

01-17-2014, 01:32 PM

#4819

Sink r8

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Timbo

I remember a story several years ago about an irate passenger on American I think, who jumped up on the seat and dropped a duce on the beverage cart!

You got to give American credit for trying to move beyond pretzels and peanuts. We went with Biscoff instead, but who am I to criticize?

01-17-2014, 04:18 PM

#4820

conquestdz

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gloopy

#1 or #2?

Either one is TOTD, but one is potential TOTY/Hall of Fame material.

It was #1 thankfully. I have never seen flight attendants move as fast as they did later in the flight when he got up to go again. He kept pulling on the ash tray instead of pushing on the door. By the time they got there the second time, he had his hands on the waistband of his sweatpants ready to repeat his earlier feat. I swear I heard the million dollar man sound effects as the rather irritated flight attendants rushed to prevent an encore performance.