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Old 08-27-2013, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
..."spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch" was the first thing that came to mind when I read your post.
Damn! Beat me to it.

I do it every time I walk out the door, keys, phone, wallet, watch. Easy.
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Old 08-27-2013, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by RandomPilot
I think it's pretty clearly tongue-in-cheek. It's dripping with sarcasm, so I'd give the guy a break.
+1, it is a semi-funny satire like a lot of British/Aussie features, part true, part exaggeration. It is a cultural thing. Do you find Monty Python funny? Some people do, a lot of people, particularly Americans don't.

"He or she may already have a drinking buddy listed as 'domestic partner' so they can take free trips to Vegas" or "you might get bumped from the flight and go home with the memory of being harassed by a security guard - for free!"
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Old 08-28-2013, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by bbhnpd
I call BS on this.
July, 1995. Second trip off IOE at ASA. I walked out to the plane and Bill J. was standing at the top of the stairs and informed me I was 3 minutes late and that I was off the trip. I said "OK," we had some words, and then I picked up my bag and walked back to the crew lounge. BJ came running after me and said he was only kidding. Never had an issue with him again.

FWIW, flying airplanes was a third career for me, after the military and working in the finance industry. At 30 years old at the time, I didn't take crap off of anybody then, and don't now.
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Old 08-28-2013, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob
July, 1995. Second trip off IOE at ASA. I walked out to the plane and Bill J. was standing at the top of the stairs and informed me I was 3 minutes late and that I was off the trip. I said "OK," we had some words, and then I picked up my bag and walked back to the crew lounge. BJ came running after me and said he was only kidding. Never had an issue with him again.

FWIW, flying airplanes was a third career for me, after the military and working in the finance industry. At 30 years old at the time, I didn't take crap off of anybody then, and don't now.
You mean Beal?
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Old 08-28-2013, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by ForeverFO
Yes, the amount of crap necessary to pull off a successful trip can be way too high, but creature comforts are important.

The company stuff alone is way too much. I've got a plotter, still new in wrap, that is 25 years old. Never used it, but it's apparently necessary for the safety of flight.
Does AA require a plotter?
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Old 08-28-2013, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by ForeverFO
Yes, the amount of crap necessary to pull off a successful trip can be way too high, but creature comforts are important.

The company stuff alone is way too much. I've got a plotter, still new in wrap, that is 25 years old. Never used it, but it's apparently necessary for the safety of flight.
A plotter? Holy crap. I think I had one in 1945 when we were bombing Dresden.
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Old 08-28-2013, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
Does AA require a plotter?
I know what you mean. I pack an E6B just in case Fifi's magical computers stop working.
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Old 08-29-2013, 07:10 AM
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Yes, AA still requires FO's to carry a plotter. Don't ask me why.

We're also required to have a wristwatch, but I've blown that off totally and now use my cell phone and iPad. It's not like there aren't 10,000 clocks everywhere we go.

And now that my old man eyes have caught up with me, I have to add a handful of cheater glasses to the "must have" list.
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Old 08-29-2013, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by ForeverFO
Yes, AA still requires FO's to carry a plotter. Don't ask me why.

We're also required to have a wristwatch, but I've blown that off totally and now use my cell phone and iPad. It's not like there aren't 10,000 clocks everywhere we go.

And now that my old man eyes have caught up with me, I have to add a handful of cheater glasses to the "must have" list.
It's amazing how antiquated AA seems sometimes.
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Old 08-29-2013, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Timbo
I thought you were supposed to do that, and then tie them in a bow, around your neck!

Or am I the only one doing it right?

Now, that right there is funny!!
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