Tool of the day
04-02-2013, 09:47 PM
#3981
Line Holder
Joined APC: Jun 2012
Position: In a holding pattern
Posts: 26
Caught a ride to the left coast on WN today and there's a little old lady across the isle from the wife and I that had 3 cats with her!!! 5hr flight and that's all we heard about the whole time. Fluffy this and Wiskers that. FML! She must have been a retired flight attendant....
04-02-2013, 10:53 PM
#3982
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: May 2005
Position: B777/CA retired
Posts: 1,502
Caught a ride to the left coast on WN today and there's a little old lady across the isle from the wife and I that had 3 cats with her!!! 5hr flight and that's all we heard about the whole time. Fluffy this and Wiskers that. FML! She must have been a retired flight attendant....
04-03-2013, 02:39 AM
#3984
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Aug 2010
Posts: 2,530
Classic! I'm buying you a beer for that one Boomer! 
The answer is, and I've considered using this ploy myself when non-reving, nobody will hassle a male f/a because....
Oh stop! You Savage!
On one of my recurrent sim rides a couple years ago, the IP threw us a problem that required me to call the aft F/A station (I think it was a cargo smoke alarm or something), so I pick up the intercom handset and call the back. The IP is playing the part of the aft F/A, so he answers with;
"This is Dick in the Rear..."
I was laughing so hard he had to freeze the sim until I got it together.
The answer is, and I've considered using this ploy myself when non-reving, nobody will hassle a male f/a because....
Oh stop! You Savage!
On one of my recurrent sim rides a couple years ago, the IP threw us a problem that required me to call the aft F/A station (I think it was a cargo smoke alarm or something), so I pick up the intercom handset and call the back. The IP is playing the part of the aft F/A, so he answers with;
"This is Dick in the Rear..."
I was laughing so hard he had to freeze the sim until I got it together.
04-04-2013, 09:03 AM
#3987
Line Holder
Joined APC: Mar 2010
Position: In the psychologist seat.
Posts: 42
The guy I'm flying with who after doing my brief looks at me and says: "Do you have any questions or smart remarks to make?"
This amongst other very toolish "remarks" put him at the tool of the day # 1 spot.
This amongst other very toolish "remarks" put him at the tool of the day # 1 spot.
04-04-2013, 12:21 PM
#3988
The Brown Dot +1
Joined APC: Jun 2009
Position: 777B
Posts: 7,775
I'm sure it makes me a tool for even thinking I should be able to have a missile launcher on my car (one shot per day).
8 hours on the highway yesterday. How many people think its okay to drive 60in the left lane (speed limit 70 everyone going 80) with 40 cars lined up behind you?
La Di frikkin Da...terminal offense.
Okay I'm a tool.
8 hours on the highway yesterday. How many people think its okay to drive 60in the left lane (speed limit 70 everyone going 80) with 40 cars lined up behind you?
La Di frikkin Da...terminal offense.
Okay I'm a tool.
04-04-2013, 12:51 PM
#3989
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,919
I'm sure it makes me a tool for even thinking I should be able to have a missile launcher on my car (one shot per day).
8 hours on the highway yesterday. How many people think its okay to drive 60in the left lane (speed limit 70 everyone going 80) with 40 cars lined up behind you?
La Di frikkin Da...terminal offense.
Okay I'm a tool.
8 hours on the highway yesterday. How many people think its okay to drive 60in the left lane (speed limit 70 everyone going 80) with 40 cars lined up behind you?
La Di frikkin Da...terminal offense.
Okay I'm a tool.
04-04-2013, 01:13 PM
#3990
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Dec 2008
Position: Upright
Posts: 605
Classic! I'm buying you a beer for that one Boomer!
The answer is, and I've considered using this ploy myself when non-reving, nobody will hassle a male f/a because....
Oh stop! You Savage!
On one of my recurrent sim rides a couple years ago, the IP threw us a problem that required me to call the aft F/A station (I think it was a cargo smoke alarm or something), so I pick up the intercom handset and call the back. The IP is playing the part of the aft F/A, so he answers with;
"This is Dick in the Rear..."
I was laughing so hard he had to freeze the sim until I got it together.
The answer is, and I've considered using this ploy myself when non-reving, nobody will hassle a male f/a because....
Oh stop! You Savage!
On one of my recurrent sim rides a couple years ago, the IP threw us a problem that required me to call the aft F/A station (I think it was a cargo smoke alarm or something), so I pick up the intercom handset and call the back. The IP is playing the part of the aft F/A, so he answers with;
"This is Dick in the Rear..."
I was laughing so hard he had to freeze the sim until I got it together.
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