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03-24-2013, 09:45 AM
#3972
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: May 2012
Posts: 1,154
04-01-2013, 09:56 AM
#3974
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Joined APC: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,919
Bring up guard nazis or turning lights on when position and hold.....that should be good for at least 3 pages.
Here I'll start...How hard is it to not stare directly at a bright light. I'm mean seriously, who are these people???
Here I'll start...How hard is it to not stare directly at a bright light. I'm mean seriously, who are these people???
04-01-2013, 10:01 AM
#3975
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Joined APC: Jul 2010
Position: window seat
Posts: 12,544
TOTD:
Guy you flew with like a year ago that remembers your name, forcing you to dip into your arsenal of "dude, man, bro, hoss, capn', tiny, slim, etc." while you try to sneak a peek at his nametag that perpetually stays just out of view within the confines of normally expected eye contact parameters.
Guy you flew with like a year ago that remembers your name, forcing you to dip into your arsenal of "dude, man, bro, hoss, capn', tiny, slim, etc." while you try to sneak a peek at his nametag that perpetually stays just out of view within the confines of normally expected eye contact parameters.
04-02-2013, 07:02 AM
#3976
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jan 2008
Posts: 251
TOTD:
Guy you flew with like a year ago that remembers your name, forcing you to dip into your arsenal of "dude, man, bro, hoss, capn', tiny, slim, etc." while you try to sneak a peek at his nametag that perpetually stays just out of view within the confines of normally expected eye contact parameters.
Guy you flew with like a year ago that remembers your name, forcing you to dip into your arsenal of "dude, man, bro, hoss, capn', tiny, slim, etc." while you try to sneak a peek at his nametag that perpetually stays just out of view within the confines of normally expected eye contact parameters.
04-02-2013, 04:52 PM
#3977
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Joined APC: May 2005
Position: B777/CA retired
Posts: 1,502
Going through the TSA LEO checkpoint in DCA today. Had to wait a bit for the airport cop to show up. The TSA guy goes to me "so, maybe you can answer this question for me?" I go "Ok?" He goes, " why are all the male flight attendents homosexual?" Dumbfounded, I can only reply "I have no answer for that".
No matter what you really think about the matter, that was so inappropriate that I just had to shake my head.
No matter what you really think about the matter, that was so inappropriate that I just had to shake my head.
04-02-2013, 05:07 PM
#3978
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Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: blueJet
Posts: 4,536
Going through the TSA LEO checkpoint in DCA today. Had to wait a bit for the airport cop to show up. The TSA guy goes to me "so, maybe you can answer this question for me?" I go "Ok?" He goes, " why are all the male flight attendents homosexual?" Dumbfounded, I can only reply "I have no answer for that".
No matter what you really think about the matter, that was so inappropriate that I just had to shake my head.
No matter what you really think about the matter, that was so inappropriate that I just had to shake my head.
04-02-2013, 05:34 PM
#3979
Runs with scissors
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Posts: 7,756
The answer is, and I've considered using this ploy myself when non-reving, nobody will hassle a male f/a because....
Oh stop! You Savage!
On one of my recurrent sim rides a couple years ago, the IP threw us a problem that required me to call the aft F/A station (I think it was a cargo smoke alarm or something), so I pick up the intercom handset and call the back. The IP is playing the part of the aft F/A, so he answers with;
"This is Dick in the Rear..."
I was laughing so hard he had to freeze the sim until I got it together.
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