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#3951
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Joined APC: Feb 2006
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The Delta 757 that landed on 9L at FLL and told to expedite runway exit, with an aircraft in position/hold and a AA on a 4 mile final. Expedite doesn't mean take your sweet time rolling slowly ALL the way to the end and turning off. Yes, I realize that's where your gate is, but still. Some people get this whole "when I'm cleared to land, that means the whole runway" mentality stuck in their head. That roaring noise above their heads was the AA that had to go around.
And yes he was taxiing on the runway at taxi speed, it wasn't like it was still in a deceleration state on the runway.
And yes he was taxiing on the runway at taxi speed, it wasn't like it was still in a deceleration state on the runway.
#3952
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Joined APC: Apr 2009
Posts: 1,576
Maybe the Delta Capt was former Braniff or had a parent that was. Comes around goes around.
The Delta 757 that landed on 9L at FLL and told to expedite runway exit, with an aircraft in position/hold and a AA on a 4 mile final. Expedite doesn't mean take your sweet time rolling slowly ALL the way to the end and turning off. Yes, I realize that's where your gate is, but still. Some people get this whole "when I'm cleared to land, that means the whole runway" mentality stuck in their head. That roaring noise above their heads was the AA that had to go around.
And yes he was taxiing on the runway at taxi speed, it wasn't like it was still in a deceleration state on the runway.
And yes he was taxiing on the runway at taxi speed, it wasn't like it was still in a deceleration state on the runway.
#3953
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Joined APC: Jun 2010
Position: B-737 CA
Posts: 83
The guy sitting on the plane behind me who divulged his entire medical history for all to hear. This included the high white blood cell count due to the many cysts, one in particular that was painful because there was so much pus. Then there were farts. Perhaps the most disgusting person I have ever seen
#3954
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Joined APC: Feb 2010
Position: NYC 320B
Posts: 271
The guy sitting on the plane behind me who divulged his entire medical history for all to hear. This included the high white blood cell count due to the many cysts, one in particular that was painful because there was so much pus. Then there were farts. Perhaps the most disgusting person I have ever seen
#3955
The guy sitting on the plane behind me who divulged his entire medical history for all to hear. This included the high white blood cell count due to the many cysts, one in particular that was painful because there was so much pus. Then there were farts. Perhaps the most disgusting person I have ever seen
I'm trying to create an area in my brain that will prevent me from doing that when I get that old. Like a mental alarm clock. "Don't B & M about your health; it's boring, gross, and nobody cares."
#3956
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,919
I tried to be a beer buddy to some older guys in my neighborhood, but it became too depressing due to the non-stop bad health talk.
I'm trying to create an area in my brain that will prevent me from doing that when I get that old. Like a mental alarm clock. "Don't B & M about your health; it's boring, gross, and nobody cares."
I'm trying to create an area in my brain that will prevent me from doing that when I get that old. Like a mental alarm clock. "Don't B & M about your health; it's boring, gross, and nobody cares."
Make it a game and try to one-up them like I do.
You had an oversized cyst that was filled with pus, well I'm still waiting from my right testicle to drop.....Checkmate!
#3959
Straight QOL, homie
Joined APC: Feb 2012
Position: Record-Shattering Profit Facilitator
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