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Old 03-19-2013, 10:05 AM
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Hi, my name is Herman and I'm a long-time listener, 1st time caller. Here's to the erA... full Bird Colonel that showed me pictures of his naked chest (a'la Anthony Wienner) in the workout room. Actually said..."see my guns Herman, I can still bring it!" He not only wanted to know why it's so hard to find a woman on E-Harmony, he simply could not understand why I "slam clicked" instead of "grabbing a glass of wine". What a long 2 day! Please pm instructions on the no-fly process...another 1st for me. AND CENTER....cheers h
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Old 03-19-2013, 11:29 AM
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Herman,
Were you slightly aroused?
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Old 03-19-2013, 11:33 AM
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Herman,
At least he didn't take his pants off...
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Old 03-19-2013, 11:52 AM
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Cheers to the now FAA inspector who was an F/O on a 767, and got caught 3 years ago by the Captain masturbating enroute to Hawaii... We call him "sticky fingers" ...
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by EatMyPropwash
Cheers to the now FAA inspector who was an F/O on a 767, and got caught 3 years ago by the Captain masturbating enroute to Hawaii... We call him "sticky fingers" ...
Was the Captain female? How about the FO?
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Columbia
Was the Captain female? How about the FO?
Both males.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by EatMyPropwash
Cheers to the now FAA inspector who was an F/O on a 767, and got caught 3 years ago by the Captain masturbating enroute to Hawaii... We call him "sticky fingers" ...
Well I guess that's one way to join the mile high club.

Or

Gives shiny jet syndrome a whole new meaning.

(Okay I'm done now)
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by EatMyPropwash
Cheers to the now FAA inspector who was an F/O on a 767, and got caught 3 years ago by the Captain masturbating enroute to Hawaii... We call him "sticky fingers" ...
What FSDO does he work for?
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Old 03-19-2013, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by EatMyPropwash
Cheers to the now FAA inspector who was an F/O on a 767, and got caught 3 years ago by the Captain masturbating enroute to Hawaii... We call him "sticky fingers" ...
Just having sex with his favorite person, I would imagine.
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Old 03-19-2013, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by DeadHead
Well I guess that's one way to join the mile high club.
By yourself doesn't count.
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