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Old 02-05-2013, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by thevagabond
Been there done that. It helps to place the radio right up against the offender's wall. The two times I've done it I also placed a pillow over the radio to limit collateral damage to other neighbors. I set the alarm to go off just as I'm leaving the room so I can enjoy hearing firsthand that my petty yet quite satisfying juvenile response is in fact effective.
All good so far, but don't forget to follow up with a courtesy wake-up call from the lobby on the house phone.

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Old 02-06-2013, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by thevagabond
Been there done that. It helps to place the radio right up against the offender's wall. The two times I've done it I also placed a pillow over the radio to limit collateral damage to other neighbors. I set the alarm to go off just as I'm leaving the room so I can enjoy hearing firsthand that my petty yet quite satisfying juvenile response is in fact effective.
Now that is one awesome/great move.!! If and when I return to flying in the US, I will do the same thing. I can't even begin to tell you of all the nights I spent wide awake in EWR because two FA's next door couldn't decide over sausage/pepperoni.!! Good for you..!!
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by MD90PIC
Now that is one awesome/great move.!! If and when I return to flying in the US, I will do the same thing. I can't even begin to tell you of all the nights I spent wide awake in EWR because two FA's next door couldn't decide over sausage/pepperoni.!! Good for you..!!
I really hope for your sake, they were talking about pizza toppings!
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by MD90PIC
Now that is one awesome/great move.!! If and when I return to flying in the US, I will do the same thing. I can't even begin to tell you of all the nights I spent wide awake in EWR because two FA's next door couldn't decide over sausage/pepperoni.!! Good for you..!!

Haven't you seen the xxx movies?

You are supposed to show up at their door wearing just your boxers, knock, and say, "Did you ladies order a pepperoni pizza? Well, here's the pizza, and HERE'S the PEPPERONI!"

I had a screamer next door one night, at about 1am, and I had a 5am wake up. I thought about pounding on the wall and yelling, "If you don't f--k her harder, I WILL!"

Luckily he was done pretty quickly, but as I left my room about 05:30, I called their room. When she answered I said, "Hey, that was really great last night! I really enjoyed that! You going to be here next week?"
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Timbo
Haven't you seen the xxx movies?

You are supposed to show up at their door wearing just your boxers, knock, and say, "Did you ladies order a pepperoni pizza? Well, here's the pizza, and HERE'S the PEPPERONI!"
Cue the 80's porn music.......
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by DeadHead
Cue the 80's porn music.......

One man's Porn is another man's art!

At UPT we called them Hydrolic Training Films.
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by DeadHead
Cue the 80's porn music.......
Brown chicken brown cow...
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Old 02-06-2013, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by MD90PIC
Now that is one awesome/great move.!! If and when I return to flying in the US, I will do the same thing. I can't even begin to tell you of all the nights I spent wide awake in EWR because two FA's next door couldn't decide over sausage/pepperoni.!! Good for you..!!
Baby, I bring the sausage!
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:21 AM
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Here ye Here ye, the sausage peddler is in town!
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Old 02-16-2013, 04:41 PM
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If you can't control your screaming kid on an airplane, you might be Tool Parents of the Day if you both don Bose headphones and pretend like nothing is happening.

I understand that it can be hard to control a 2-year-old on longer flights. I get it. That said, if your kid is making the middle third of a 737 completely miserable - you better join us in the pain!
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