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Old 01-06-2013, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Canuck
Well for all you complaining about pax that talk to you when js'ing, today I sat down in my seat, got up to take my coat off in the overhead bin and the chick next to me goes "oo! We have a pilot in the middle of the plane too!...you are a pilot right?"

Well, rather then blowing her off with a "no **** sherlock, i just dress like this for fun" type answer, I very graciously answered the question and we struck up a 3 hour conversation. The trip was done in no time. The best part? She was a daaaaaaaang cute European girl who asked for my number at the end.

I win
Or maybe I'm TOTD for giving her my number in uniform? I donno...don't worry, I kept it professional...until I was out of my uniform
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:30 AM
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Hahaha....that almost made coffee go out my nose!
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:38 AM
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The pax that have a complete tantrum that you sat in the hold pad for 15 minutes while you waited for a gate, even though you still get them to the gate 10 minutes early... because now they are gonna miss their next flight......

Or a close second are the ones that have no concept of time zones....."is this flight really 5 minutes?" or "thanks for making me late, we were due in an hour ago!!!" Set your watch back moron.
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Old 01-06-2013, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Canuck
Well for all you complaining about pax that talk to you when js'ing, today I sat down in my seat, got up to take my coat off in the overhead bin and the chick next to me goes "oo! We have a pilot in the middle of the plane too!...you are a pilot right?"

Well, rather then blowing her off with a "no **** sherlock, i just dress like this for fun" type answer, I very graciously answered the question and we struck up a 3 hour conversation. The trip was done in no time. The best part? She was a daaaaaaaang cute European girl who asked for my number at the end.

I win
Or maybe I'm TOTD for giving her my number in uniform? I donno...don't worry, I kept it professional...until I was out of my uniform
Cool story bro.

Now pics, or it didn't happen.

I see now that someone already posted that, but I'm leaving it. We are going to need the pics. Now.
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Old 01-06-2013, 11:22 AM
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Not really TOTD, but I was asked "do they take American money in Hawaii?"

I guess you could say the TOTD was the educational system...

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Old 01-06-2013, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Plane Ramrod
Oddly enough, there is a post on the totd thread on the euro-chick board that starts "The pilot that droned on and on for 3 hours ...
Too funny..Nice quip
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Old 01-06-2013, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Canuck
Well for all you complaining about pax that talk to you when js'ing, today I sat down in my seat, got up to take my coat off in the overhead bin and the chick next to me goes "oo! We have a pilot in the middle of the plane too!...you are a pilot right?"

Well, rather then blowing her off with a "no **** sherlock, i just dress like this for fun" type answer, I very graciously answered the question and we struck up a 3 hour conversation. The trip was done in no time. The best part? She was a daaaaaaaang cute European girl who asked for my number at the end.

I win
Or maybe I'm TOTD for giving her my number in uniform? I donno...don't worry, I kept it professional...until I was out of my uniform

So, Crazy, are you saying if she wasn't daaaaaaaang cute, you wouldn't have chatted for 3 hours?? Shocking!
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Old 01-06-2013, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
So, Crazy, are you saying if she wasn't daaaaaaaang cute, you wouldn't have chatted for 3 hours?? Shocking!
Life is too short to waste on ugly chicks.

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Old 01-06-2013, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
So, Crazy, are you saying if she wasn't daaaaaaaang cute, you wouldn't have chatted for 3 hours?? Shocking!
You're not a pilot, are you?
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Old 01-06-2013, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by NuGuy
Not really TOTD, but I was asked "do they take American money in Hawaii?"

I guess you could say the TOTD was the educational system...

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A close second: "I don't speak Mexican."
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