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10-16-2012, 06:08 AM

#2951

lolwut

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Joined APC: Jun 2010

Position: Doing what you do, for less.

Posts: 1,792

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmaviator

if this is the 'cat rancher' we are talking about? I don't mind......

I'd be a known crewmember of her's. If you know what I mean.

10-16-2012, 06:41 AM

#2952

Timbo

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Joined APC: Dec 2009

Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .

Posts: 7,730

Hey, I know I need to get in shape, I just hope I didn't make 'the list'!

Maine town abuzz after john suspect names released - Worcester Telegram & Gazette - telegram.com

Residents had been anxiously awaiting the release of names since 29-year-old Alexis Wright was charged this month with engaging in prostitution in her dance studio and in an office she rented across the street. Police said she kept meticulous records suggesting the sex acts generated $150,000 over 18 months.

Damn Yoga instructors can't keep their mouths shut! Time to put something in it...

10-16-2012, 07:27 AM

#2953

RhinoPherret

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Posts: 1,026

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timbo

Crap! We get a small business going strong and creating more STIMULUS than any Federal boondoggle program can create and they go and shut it down.

Guess I’ll fire up the old Zumba game when I get home and reminisce about better times. I still feel there is hope for the young lady in this incident. She is now qualified to become the head of a Federal agency.

10-16-2012, 07:54 AM

#2954

badflaps

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Posts: 5,738

Isn't that where "dubya" and his dad hang out?

10-16-2012, 07:58 AM

#2955

DelDah Capt

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Posts: 515

Below are some real pictures of the "Zumba Madame"......almost makes me want to break out the 1980's lycra bodysuit and legwarmers and engage in some cardio myself......

10-16-2012, 10:01 AM

#2956

gloopy

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Position: window seat

Posts: 12,544

Quote:

Originally Posted by lolwut

I'd be a known crewmember of her's. If you know what I mean.

I, I ah, I see what you did there.

10-16-2012, 10:03 AM

#2957

gloopy

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Position: window seat

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DelDah Capt

Below are some real pictures of the "Zumba Madame"......almost makes me want to break out the 1980's lycra bodysuit and legwarmers and engage in some cardio myself......

The law is mad that those men cheated the system. They went outside the social contract and negotiated an hourly rate on their own, instead of paying the flat contractual rate of half their stuff every 10 years like everyone else.

Dirtbags.

p.s. i'd hit it.

10-16-2012, 12:37 PM

#2958

atlmsl

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Position: ATL

Posts: 413

The lady who was upset that the Wi-Fi was deferred and that there weren't chocolates available in first class. She showed her displeasure by leaving a present on the toilet seat. Then covering it with the lid. Classy. That makes her Stool of the Day.

Last edited by atlmsl; 10-16-2012 at 12:47 PM.

10-16-2012, 02:03 PM

#2959

ForeverFO

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Posts: 737

Quote:

Originally Posted by gloopy

Agreed. Heaven forbid some poor schlub wants and needs a little physical action, denied by a frigid wife, who won't permit her husband to run away with all "her" money to a compliant, loving woman who enjoys being physical.

Choices:

1) Be celibate the rest of your life
2) Divorce, kiss your house and earnings goodbye
3) Screw around, get caught, get taken by the frigid wife and her lawyer for everything you own
4) Discretely pay for a hooker.

Items 1 through 3 are 100% legal and all suck. Item 4, a victimless crime, is illegal.

Brilliant!

10-16-2012, 02:16 PM

#2960

bleedairpacks

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Position: MD11 CA (rtd.)

Posts: 318

I'd like to nominate the former CO scab that flew my wife and I to DEL last month. We flew in business class and I graciously stuck around to say thank you for the ride and he said "glad you enjoyed those crew meals."

I'd love a message from him if he trolls this site.