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NoCheesePlates 01-22-2018 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by Poser765 (Post 2503220)
As a Compass guy, I shake my head pretty frequently when I hear Compass on the radio.

As does most of the industry

4runner 01-23-2018 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by g200pilot (Post 2495847)
We do have a couple of PHX "Single Seat" guys left on property with their preferred name as Maverick or Goose or what ever they like...Its usually a big red flag when you see them on your board to fly with. Its the full cow jacket with the American flag tie and show up 3 minutes prior to push and still take 2 minutes to BS with the FA's. Always a pleasure to fly with americas greatest generation :D:D:D

oh and if you asked them to fly a single leg not using V/S they would have an aneurysm

V/S is the most underutilized button on the MCP. I do a pretty good knee jerk reaction when I revert to Prussian Air Marshal when a newbie hits felch in the terminal environment for a 1000’ change of altitude.

at6d 01-23-2018 07:09 PM

We have senior guys that do that too...

MudhammedCJ 01-23-2018 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by 4runner (Post 2509725)
V/S is the most underutilized button on the MCP. I do a pretty good knee jerk reaction when I revert to Prussian Air Marshal when a newbie hits felch in the terminal environment for a 1000’ change of altitude.

What airplane? Level change works in a Boeing.

crflyer 01-23-2018 09:01 PM


Originally Posted by MudhammedCJ (Post 2509835)
What airplane? Level change works in a Boeing.

Don’t need to dive it down at 250 for a 1000 foot change I think is his point

freezingflyboy 01-23-2018 09:33 PM


Originally Posted by crflyer (Post 2509899)
Don’t need to dive it down at 250 for a 1000 foot change I think is his point

And I think the fact that the Boeing will do a nice, gentle descent in FLCH, even for 1000' altitude changes, was Mudhammed's point.

I seem to recall something about a "2 minute rule"?

Airway 01-24-2018 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by freezingflyboy (Post 2509917)
And I think the fact that the Boeing will do a nice, gentle descent in FLCH, even for 1000' altitude changes, was Mudhammed's point.

I seem to recall something about a "2 minute rule"?

I agree. I do it sometimes too. Not a big deal.

terminal 01-24-2018 07:26 PM


Originally Posted by Airway (Post 2510643)
I agree. I do it sometimes too. Not a big deal.

No it is a big deal, because nobody is as good a pilot as they are. Because even though there are about a gazillion ways to descend 1000 feet, their way is the best and everyone else is dumb.

ShyGuy 01-24-2018 08:34 PM

This pilot. Hope he rots in prison! :mad:


California man gets life for buying Filipino children | Daily Mail Online

Dolphinflyer 01-24-2018 09:14 PM


Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 2510784)

One would think there might be enough of a Filipino gang presence in his soon to be CA lockup to get him shanked deep into the APU tailpipe real fast.

Rolf 01-24-2018 10:34 PM

I heard he used to work at EAL...

RadialGal 01-24-2018 11:03 PM

Why do these loosers always seem to 'live with their mother'.......yuck. Hope he gets what he gave in prison.

RadialGal

ysslah 01-25-2018 05:47 AM


Originally Posted by Rolf (Post 2510821)
I heard he used to work at EAL...

heard he may have been hired in 89

Shootinstr8 01-25-2018 06:09 AM


Originally Posted by ysslah (Post 2510927)
heard he may have been hired in 89

CONFIRMED on the list

sailingfun 01-25-2018 06:10 AM


Originally Posted by crflyer (Post 2509899)
Don’t need to dive it down at 250 for a 1000 foot change I think is his point

What airplane does that? Certainly not a Boeing. It does a nice smooth 1000 foot decent in level change.

tcraft 01-25-2018 06:25 AM


Originally Posted by sailingfun (Post 2510943)
What airplane does that? Certainly not a Boeing. It does a nice smooth 1000 foot decent in level change.

Not the 737. Level change descents are power idle at whatever speed is bugged.

Unless that's sarcasm. Then I'll plead "too early, no coffee."

Adlerdriver 01-25-2018 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by crflyer (Post 2509899)
Don’t need to dive it down at 250 for a 1000 foot change I think is his point

Older Boeings had a “binary” FLCH. Always full idle in the descent no matter the altitude to lose. So, if that’s the way your jet works, using it in the terminal area and/or for a 1000’ descent really doesn’t make much sense. If you were hand flying that descent you probably wouldn’t slap the levers back to idle either.

777F logic is a bit smarter now. I have to assume the same about the 787, 737-800 (or at least guppies newer than that) and new 767Fs we’re getting.

Maybe they’ve even gone back and updated some of the older models. But, old or new, FLCH doesn’t “always” do a gentle 1000 fpm descent as someone indicated. Use it going from FL300 to 10k at 320 indicated and see if you get anything close to 1000 fpm. :D

On the 777F, FLCH uses thrust as required to generate a v/s of 500 fpm for each 1000’ to climb or descend. Target is a 2 minute climb/descent. More than 2 minutes, it uses climb or idle thrust.

In a decent, thrust FMA goes to “hold” so you always have the option to bump up the power and reduce the descent rate if you think it’s going down too quickly.

All that said, V/S is a great tool in certain situations. Terminal area descents, light jet climbs in busy airspace with traffic above, foreign rules dictating specific rates as you approach target altitude, etc.

ShyGuy 01-25-2018 09:22 AM

In the mini Bus you can 'FLCH' for a 1,000 feet and it usually works out because the power isn't that quick to come back to idle and it starts down as the power is still winding down.

RadialGal 01-25-2018 09:26 AM


Originally Posted by Shootinstr8 (Post 2510942)
CONFIRMED on the list

So we have:

1. Scab

2. Lives with Mommy

3. Can only find flying work overseas

4. Pedofile

Wow, what a winner.

ShyGuy 01-25-2018 09:27 AM

Another article details the things he did. Beyond a monster! :eek::mad:

Rotorwashed 01-27-2018 05:12 PM

anybody seen capt hollywoods new biopic?

https://youtu.be/Wjn1-pksgDQ

4runner 01-27-2018 07:26 PM

The 73’s are all or nothing on the thrust levers. Idle or climb thrust is what you get. The 76 will try to reach the commanded altitude in the preselector at 2 minutes. I made monkey noises at it in training. I still poke at it with a stick in the terminal area and make monkey noises while looking at the Captain.

Hetman 02-06-2018 08:23 PM

We are all tools for neglecting this thread for 10 whole days.

Except for me and my bad self, who tried to revive it. I am definitely among the 100% of the 5% who think they are among the 95%.

flensr 02-06-2018 08:28 PM

Everyone but this guy
 
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Everyone except this guy.

dogpilot 02-07-2018 05:43 AM


Originally Posted by RadialGal (Post 2511150)
So we have:

1. Scab

2. Lives with Mommy

3. Can only find flying work overseas

4. Pedofile

Wow, what a winner.

Pedofile, I think I saw one of those for sale on qvc, did wonders for that gal’s feet, so smooth.

NeverHome 02-08-2018 05:35 AM


Originally Posted by dogpilot (Post 2522099)
Pedofile, I think I saw one of those for sale on qvc, did wonders for that gal’s feet, so smooth.

I think I saw that one. For only 3 easy installments of $19.95 you get:
a) 3 different types of files
b) a small phillipino child
c) a luxurious tracel case

Yup for the smoothest feet around! Does not accept COD

4runner 02-12-2018 02:44 PM

my Buddy is in Thailand on the 73. He’s furloughed from a former US major and did an evaluation with this sicko. He called him a “fake pilot”.

NeverHome 02-15-2018 03:57 PM


Originally Posted by 4runner (Post 2526757)
my Buddy is in Thailand on the 73. He’s furloughed from a former US major and did an evaluation with this sicko. He called him a “fake pilot”.

Fake pilot, sure. But undeniably a monster. Its ok, in prison he will get his. Probably will be cast down with the sisters. He will think he was ******* ed by a train.

BigDukeSix 02-18-2018 06:59 PM

The guy who had personalized hang tags that said “CAPTAIN” very strategically placed so all could see...and no it wasn’t his last name.

captjns 02-19-2018 02:06 AM


Originally Posted by BigDukeSix (Post 2531905)
The guy who had personalized hang tags that said “CAPTAIN” very strategically placed so all could see...and no it wasn’t his last name.

Perhaps the individual’s first name?

dogpilot 02-19-2018 09:19 AM


Originally Posted by BigDukeSix (Post 2531905)
The guy who had personalized hang tags that said “CAPTAIN” very strategically placed so all could see...and no it wasn’t his last name.

Captain, CAptain, CAPtain, CAPTain, CAPTAin, CAPTAIn, CAPTAIN! With optionional voice tag that when pressed announces your greatness coming. All hail CAPTAIN!

PowderFinger 03-07-2018 10:04 AM


Originally Posted by Rolf (Post 2510821)
I heard he used to work at EAL...

One of the first to go to work during the strike.

Where do we find such mEN?

At least he doesn't have to worry about retirement now.

PowderFinger 03-07-2018 10:09 AM


Originally Posted by Rotorwashed (Post 2513355)
anybody seen capt hollywoods new biopic?

https://youtu.be/Wjn1-pksgDQ

I think the cAPTAIN in that video is a parody of one of UALs SCABs hired in 85 that had the fuzzy dice hanging from the compass ... And made really stupid PAs ... Seems he retired 5-7-2015 ... His son is with us now ... I just hope that apple fell really far from the tree

DeadHead 03-27-2018 06:19 AM

https://www.southwestpleasehire.me/

Not calling this guy a tool, but really limits your options when you put something like that out there.

captjns 03-27-2018 07:19 AM


Originally Posted by DeadHead (Post 2559697)
https://www.southwestpleasehire.me/

Not calling this guy a tool, but really limits your options when you put something like that out there.

The chap has his sight on Swouthwest. Hope he achieves his goal.

DeadHead 03-28-2018 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by captjns (Post 2559738)
The chap has his sight on Swouthwest. Hope he achieves his goal.

I’m just not so sure about putting out a video bragging about how you never busted a check ride is the best way to go about it. Definitely border line foolish.

TCASTESTOK 03-30-2018 07:59 AM

Interesting tactic. Desperate much? I wonder if he puts the website on his airApps or on his resume. Wonder what HR people think when they see it. I mean he made a whole website dedicated to being hired by SWA. If it was generic I could see it possibly working but interesting tactic. If I was SWA I would interview the guy as its kinda unique that he made a whole site about wanting to be hired.

Bootleg 03-31-2018 05:53 AM

Good luck buddy.

Looks like you have a wonderful family.

jcountry 03-31-2018 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by DeadHead (Post 2560602)
I’m just not so sure about putting out a video bragging about how you never busted a check ride is the best way to go about it. Definitely border line foolish.

I’m sure.

It’s not a good way to go about it.

This guy reminds me of a fellow I was told about who make a cast of his foot and painted it to look like a southwest plane. His plan was to show up at the interview, slap the stupid thing on the table and try to make a stupid joke about getting his foot in the door.

Doubt that would be viewed as funny either.

captjns 04-01-2018 05:59 AM


Originally Posted by jcountry (Post 2562487)
I’m sure.

It’s not a good way to go about it.

This guy reminds me of a fellow I was told about who make a cast of his foot and painted it to look like a southwest plane. His plan was to show up at the interview, slap the stupid thing on the table and try to make a stupid joke about getting his foot in the door.

Doubt that would be viewed as funny either.

Never know... could have been booted straight into training.:D


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