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#2546
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,199
3.5 hours into a transatlantic deadhead last night, and Capt Cool comes on the PA to announce we had completed the overwater portion of our flight and then listed every town with a population over 5k we'd be flying over from that point until we landed.
Nevermind that every passenger on the plane had a TV screen in front of them with an option to display a realtime GPS map of exactly where we were, and also a depiction of our flightpath to our destination. It was so much more fun to get blasted out of a coma like sleep for a 150 decibel, 5 minute recitation of the entire flightplan release.
Nevermind that every passenger on the plane had a TV screen in front of them with an option to display a realtime GPS map of exactly where we were, and also a depiction of our flightpath to our destination. It was so much more fun to get blasted out of a coma like sleep for a 150 decibel, 5 minute recitation of the entire flightplan release.
#2547
Runs with scissors
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Posts: 7,730
Back in the three man crew days, the definition of a Perfect Layover was:
1. Engineer gets laid
2. Copilot finds a new way to cheat the company
3. Captain takes a dump!
The three rules they teach you when you check out as an International Capt:
1. Never walk by a bathroom
2. Never trust a fart
3. Never waste a hard-on, even if you are alone!
Now, here's a guy who's even older than me, still rockin' it, old school!
Carlos Santana Feat. Everlast - Put Your Lights On - YouTube
Hey now, all you sinners...put your lights on!
I sing this on every time I descend through 180.
#2548
This will all be over once they approve my patent for my combined otterbox iphone/otterbox pen holder with belt clip.
#2549
This will all be over once they approve my patent for my combined otterbox iphone/otterbox pen holder with belt clip.
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