I think tool of the century may be accurate. That’s just embarrassing.

I think auto correct messed you up... Did you mean grindr?

A little of this... a little of that.

Somehow, I doubt it has anything to do to beer.

In his spare time, he is an opera singer.
"Memememememememe!"

youyouyouyouyouyouyou

This had got to be a joke and is obviously staged. No pilot in his right mind that wants to keep his medical would be able to get away with that delusional announcement more than a few times! I don’t care what airline he works for, If I was flying with somebody that made an announcement like that I would walk off the airplane. Got a good laugh out of it though. Reminds me of something you would hear on a SNL skit.

Does any one know if Hollywood has a moustache or not? Serious question.

As this PA is being said can you picture the FO seated right next to him whispering “don’t say titties” while making a motorbotin face and gathering his stuff?

Maybe he doesn't drink, and the nickname is kinda like Beard from ZZ Top.

Somebody played Hollywood's rant on guard yesterday...

except he's been doing it for years.

https://s14-eu5.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/...4505c9478da05a

Thank you, mods.

Not really sure why it got deleted. Pretty cut and dry tool of the day behavior. I’m not sure why it would be considered controversial to point out the absurdity/toolishness of that tweet.

Because it will inevitably ignite the red vs. blue flame war. I was not necessarily saying it wasn't toolish.

I guess one might say that the mods were very strict on Commercial Aviation today.

*mic drop*

Hahahahaha.... well done.

I have my moments, now you should listen to some of my PA's...

Captain George?

WN call signs
 

We do have a couple of PHX "Single Seat" guys left on property with their preferred name as Maverick or Goose or what ever they like...Its usually a big red flag when you see them on your board to fly with. Its the full cow jacket with the American flag tie and show up 3 minutes prior to push and still take 2 minutes to BS with the FA's. Always a pleasure to fly with americas greatest generation :D:D:D

oh and if you asked them to fly a single leg not using V/S they would have an aneurysm

3 minutes prior to push? Well, if they really want to show up that early, I don’t see any harm in it. :D

Bahahaha! Spot on!! The only thing you forgot to mention is their handling of the airplane on the ground being more conducive to boxes rather than pax. Embarrassing.....

no if we had boxes it would be a weight shift :D:D:

and VNAV is that annoying button that was supposed to be deactivated with the auto throttles :D:

I was told by a Desert Squadron Kernal that “the autopilot is an excuse for poor airmanship.”

Did he go by Santini?

And that's his "I'm kind of by the book" briefing.

The Compass guy who was a complete arse to LAX ground after he missed his initial call for push then proceeded to call our puny 717 a 'very large RJ'.

Laughs were had :D

As a Compass guy, I shake my head pretty frequently when I hear Compass on the radio.

Did you remind him that your flight attendants made more money than him?

Hope you corrected him with "highest-paying RJ".

I would have said "Large! Just like my pay check"

The former SkyWest pilot now at AA that has a interview consulting business that slams on new hires for asking questions on our internal board.

Very classy, my man.

Are you talking about c&r?

It feels like every other main line new hire these days feels like they can start a consulting business.

BTL. Someone asked a simple question about a base transfer.

Yeah, we of course thought of that one a bit late. Coffee hadn't kicked in yet :D

Should've just pulled a Costanza...

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/cb/22/e9/c...-the-ocean.jpg

:D

Couldn't have come at a better time. I've been catching up on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee this week.