Oh my... I would hate to fly with that guy. Or even ride on his plane

That guy is the worst! Literally hated everything that came out of his mouth.

I'm in awe of his air superiority.

I would like to present him with two Pumpkin Spice Latte's. Captain George's choice of size... because he's got me.

YIKES.....that was painful. I'd have to hide during that PA if I was on his crew. :eek:

I think the FO was hiding in the lav...and recording!

Capt Fantastic.....”US Navy, I flew war time missions in peacetime and peacetime missions in wartime! Taught Timmmay all that he knows.”

It’s a wonder he was able to fit his ego through the cockpit door.

Tier 1 material right there. :rolleyes:

If you guys don't like my PA just say so. You don't have to be so douchy about it.

I was sitting in 2B one day from SLC to SEA and got off the plane and went back to the skyclub when he started in on his amazing navy career. He couldn't even acknowledge the FO or cabin crew. I was on a refundable ticket and took the next flight. True story.

You are legit.

That egomaniac needs to be drug checked immediately.
Pretty sure I have heard that entire Spiel on "GUARD!" before.

That video was cringe worthy. One would assume on most Jamaica flights that 50% or more of the pax on board have no clue what he’s talking about nor do they care.

Well it's his plane, his fo, his cabin, his fa, did I miss anything else that was his?

Mentally unsound. So has nobody pulled him aside and had a talk? You'd think his squadron mates would step in, "hey Hollywood, people are getting uneasy, "knock-it-off".

This guy shouldn't be on this thread. This is the TOTD thread. This guy qualifies as TOOL OF THE CENTURY.

I think I'll start bringing a little folding chair in case I see him trying that speech with those Jamaican Customs ladies. Should go over real well.;)

He was acquired, NOT HIRED.

Can you imagine being related to Hollywood?

Just imagine what he talks about at Thanksgiving. Just imagine him chewing the fat over some beers. God.

This idiot probably has relatives. Just imagine how awful they feel every time they see him.

Someone may have even married that ****stick....

No amount of money could ever be worth all that ****tardery

Linky no worky. Can someone PM it to me?

If you’re on facebook, it’s made it on the airlinepilotmemes page.

If this is for real...anyone who has gotten this far in this industry...and still refers to himself by his military call sign, much less putting it on a PA, is the tool of the century.

Don't a lot of Southwest guys put it on their company ID's? I've seen it a few times.

God...I hope not. No one GAS. Except maybe them.

When someone introduces themself as their callsign, it’s a far more apparent identifier than long sleeve shirts or “so I ‘m laid back” that it is gonna be a long trip.

Hahaha!

He is definitely not alone. I have met several of his co workers who do exactly that same thing.

I’ve never had anyone do that!

Would be funny!

Especially when I insist he refer to me by my callsign:

Trouser Snake

I don’t do it, and I really don’t care and wouldn’t bent out of shape about it. but depending on the callsign I don’t think it’s that big a deal. Like a maverick or Hollywood type thing is stupid. Or the Air Force ones like Lazer, or Blazer, or Gazer.
But a smitty, or jonesy or Tex wouldn’t bother me. Even if Tex is from Detroit

I use my Starfleet call-sign.

I go by my tindr name... BigPenisLargeMoney

WOW:eek: That is horrible!

Seems like my buddies say it’s the PHX LukeWaffe That has the affinity for it.

Iceman: The Later Years
 

SNL Skit:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xk75ps

Could someone post a working link to this somehow please? Not all of us are on FB but all of us are curious to witness this new level of doucheness.

https://youtu.be/dKLuQ4VwklE

Wow. I couldn't make it past one minute of that. barf.

What about “Chugger”? We had a QCQ (quarterly recurrent) where our flight ops VP introduced one of our Mad Dog Captains to explain an inflight emergency he encountered, and he introduced him by his callsign....Chugger. I cringed a little. I agree that Smiley or Smitty, whatever, isn’t bad, but how do you earn the callsign of Chugger?

I think we matched but you never responded to my messages. What gives. Bob Hoover flew twin commanders that not enough for you?

Yep. That’s the putz.

I still cheer for Chugger every time I start a QCQ. Oh please, Chugger... won't you tell us a story??