Tool of the day
08-16-2012, 08:26 PM
#2502
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Mar 2006
Position: KCCO
Posts: 767
The guy who hangs on his cell phone until his bags are going through the x-ray machine at a security checkpoint, then rushes to take off his shoes, belt, empty his pockets, run back to get a bin to put them in and still sets off the metal detector. Meanwhile, on the other end his items take up the entire roller line and metal table/chute things so nobody else can grab his or her items and get on with their day because numb nuts and his phone are still trying to figure out how not to set off the detector.
Would it kill you to lay off the phone for a while? If its that important, wait until you're through security. Dumbass.
Would it kill you to lay off the phone for a while? If its that important, wait until you're through security. Dumbass.
08-16-2012, 09:13 PM
#2504
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: blueJet
Posts: 4,536
I have never had a problem politely stacking numb nuts' tubs into a neat little heap or putting them on the ground under the conveyor to make room for the real people to get their stuff. It helps if you find the tub with his shoes and put it at the very bottom of the stack.
08-16-2012, 09:49 PM
#2505
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Mar 2006
Position: KCCO
Posts: 767
I have never had a problem politely stacking numb nuts' tubs into a neat little heap or putting them on the ground under the conveyor to make room for the real people to get their stuff. It helps if you find the tub with his shoes and put it at the very bottom of the stack.
08-16-2012, 10:07 PM
#2506
Runs with scissors
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Posts: 7,756
08-17-2012, 06:50 AM
#2508
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Apr 2012
Position: Left Seat
Posts: 505
You mean the Toilet Safety Administration?
TSA Eric Cartman "Toilet Safety Administration" Gerald Broflovski - YouTube
TSA Eric Cartman "Toilet Safety Administration" Gerald Broflovski - YouTube
08-17-2012, 07:44 AM
#2509
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Dec 2008
Position: Upright
Posts: 605
I work in a Gov't building. When I started we had 2 ply rough as sandpaper bungwipe. After cutbacks, new cleaning (non-existant) service people, they're down to one ply.
It should not be called "toilet paper". It's a cornhole removing device for the first millimeter per swipe, then pure excitement if you're into that sorta thing when your fingers break through. I have resorted to bringing my own thunder paper from home as I don't like sandpaper and surprises near my exit door.
It should not be called "toilet paper". It's a cornhole removing device for the first millimeter per swipe, then pure excitement if you're into that sorta thing when your fingers break through. I have resorted to bringing my own thunder paper from home as I don't like sandpaper and surprises near my exit door.
08-17-2012, 08:04 AM
#2510
The Brown Dot +1
Joined APC: Jun 2009
Position: 777B
Posts: 7,775
I work in a Gov't building. When I started we had 2 ply rough as sandpaper bungwipe. After cutbacks, new cleaning (non-existant) service people, they're down to one ply.
It should not be called "toilet paper". It's a cornhole removing device for the first millimeter per swipe, then pure excitement if you're into that sorta thing when your fingers break through. I have resorted to bringing my own thunder paper from home as I don't like sandpaper and surprises near my exit door.
It should not be called "toilet paper". It's a cornhole removing device for the first millimeter per swipe, then pure excitement if you're into that sorta thing when your fingers break through. I have resorted to bringing my own thunder paper from home as I don't like sandpaper and surprises near my exit door.
New topic please.
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