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CBreezy 04-19-2017 06:25 AM


Originally Posted by Shindo (Post 2346348)
Yeah that is a tool. Probably wears the hat and Blazer all year round.



Good God

I think the most toolish part: I'm Captain tool and joining me is First Officer collateral and between us we have over 45 million hours of flight time and 2 centuries of flying experience. (Paraphrased to make it sound the way I took it).

WHACKMASTER 04-19-2017 07:07 AM


Originally Posted by ZapBrannigan (Post 2346274)
I'll own it.


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No need. You're not a tool for being pi$$ed about the guard shenanigans.

SpeedyVagabond 04-19-2017 07:34 AM


Originally Posted by CBreezy (Post 2346294)
No. Would it have mattered if I did? He's still a tool. I've been on the Jumpseat on many a tools airplanes.

Yes, it would have. I wonder if he would have offered you a ride up front after you shared your judgmental views with him.

CBreezy 04-19-2017 08:27 AM


Originally Posted by thevagabond (Post 2346403)
Yes, it would have. I wonder if he would have offered you a ride up front after you shared your judgmental views with him.

Oh please, Mr Tool. You're saying you like every guy you've asked for a Jumpseat. No? Hypocrite.

Pinchacabron 04-19-2017 08:38 AM


Originally Posted by CBreezy (Post 2346446)
Oh please, Mr Tool. You're saying you like every guy you've asked for a Jumpseat. No? Hypocrite.

This has turned into a hillarious conversation. I'm sure there are plenty of us that have occupied the jump seat of captain tool and have been professional enough (and wanted to get home enough) to keep our opinions to ourselves. I've got some epic stories that I'll keep to myself of feeling like a cheap hooker for sucking up to collosal DBs to get home

Silver02ex 04-19-2017 09:33 AM

The Ameriflight pilot who came up and said "Hey guys I'm with Ameriflight, I got a seat in the back." The CA and I looked at each other was speechless. All the CA said was "You're more than welcome but you still have to ask."

CBreezy 04-19-2017 09:44 AM


Originally Posted by Silver02ex (Post 2346496)
The Ameriflight pilot who came up and said "Hey guys I'm with Ameriflight, I got a seat in the back." The CA and I looked at each other was speechless. All the CA said was "You're more than welcome but you still have to ask."

Depends on what airline. There are some that don't require a Captain approval to sit in a seat.

freezingflyboy 04-19-2017 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by CBreezy (Post 2346506)
Depends on what airline. There are some that don't require a Captain approval to sit in a seat.

It's still the polite and respectful thing to do. As I said to one guy who was an a$$ when I checked in up front despite having been given a seat in the back "I would rather have you know and not care than care and not know".

LNL76 04-19-2017 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by freezingflyboy (Post 2346535)
It's still the polite and respectful thing to do. As I said to one guy who was an a$$ when I checked in up front despite having been given a seat in the back "I would rather have you know and not care than care and not know".

Even a stoopit FA like me knows you check in with the pilots or follow what the lead FA tells you to do after you introduce to him or her.

CBreezy 04-19-2017 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by freezingflyboy (Post 2346535)
It's still the polite and respectful thing to do. As I said to one guy who was an a$$ when I checked in up front despite having been given a seat in the back "I would rather have you know and not care than care and not know".

Correct, but the Captain, in this instance, was wrong. He doesn't have to ask for permission. He doesn't own the flowback seats, the gate does.

80ktsClamp 04-19-2017 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by CBreezy (Post 2346257)
I nominate the Delta Captain who came up before boarding and did a 5 minute "pre departure announcement" in the gate area. Tool. His clearly memorized speech had some real bombs of jokes too.

Cool story, bro. Far be it from a pilot to actually be personable and try to engage the passengers.

80ktsClamp 04-19-2017 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by CBreezy (Post 2346546)
Correct, but the Captain, in this instance, was wrong. He doesn't have to ask for permission. He doesn't own the flowback seats, the gate does.

If you're jumpseating, check in up front. It's at the least the respectful thing to do... at most carriers it is still required (as it should be if you're the least bit mindful of history).

Vincent Chase 04-19-2017 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by CBreezy (Post 2346506)
Depends on what airline. There are some that don't require a Captain approval to sit in a seat.

Oh, you millenials...

CBreezy 04-19-2017 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 2346570)
If you're jumpseating, check in up front. It's at the least the respectful thing to do... at most carriers it is still required (as it should be if you're the least bit mindful of history).

I'm not saying he shouldn't check in. I'm saying that the captain was a tool for giving him grief for not asking with cherries on top. Don't be a D. Treat him like a human being.

And, yes, it is lame to put on a show in the gate area. You have an opportunity to great the passengers at the door while boarding or making an announcement or even, as I've seen done, giving a little brief every 10 rows. Whatever, you're the king in the tube for the day. It seems a little neurotic doing it in the gate area.

badflaps 04-19-2017 11:21 AM

Jeez.. What ever happened to manners?

Silver02ex 04-19-2017 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by CBreezy (Post 2346546)
Correct, but the Captain, in this instance, was wrong. He doesn't have to ask for permission. He doesn't own the flowback seats, the gate does.

No he's not, the pilot was required to fill out a JS form, and had to get the CA to sign it. If he didn't feel like "asking" he's more than welcome to buy a ZED and go straight to his seat.

Do you think it was appropriate when the guy just said "I'm with xxx airline I got a seat in the back" and just hands the CA a JS for to sign with no "my name is....." To me it sounds like " Hey I'm JSing, sign this"

CBreezy 04-19-2017 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by Vincent Chase (Post 2346583)
Oh, you millenials...

Not a millennial. Try again.

rickair7777 04-19-2017 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by Silver02ex (Post 2346496)
The Ameriflight pilot who came up and said "Hey guys I'm with Ameriflight, I got a seat in the back." The CA and I looked at each other was speechless. All the CA said was "You're more than welcome but you still have to ask."


Got that beat, 135 freight dude comes up and says "I'm up here with you". I've never heard of his company so I look it up in the FOM. Nope, no recip.

"But I've got CASS, so I'm good".

I told him if he could talk the gate into giving him a seat in the back, he was welcome to it but not up front if he's not on the list.

"But it was sold out, my company couldn't buy me a seat so they told me to JS to my next position."

:rolleyes:

seminolepilot 04-19-2017 07:34 PM


Originally Posted by rickair7777 (Post 2346829)
Got that beat, 135 freight dude comes up and says "I'm up here with you". I've never heard of his company so I look it up in the FOM. Nope, no recip.

"But I've got CASS, so I'm good".

I told him if he could talk the gate into giving him a seat in the back, he was welcome to it but not up front if he's not on the list.

"But it was sold out, my company couldn't buy me a seat so they told me to JS to my next position."

:rolleyes:

Sounds like he need a lesson on how not to let the company bend him over.

NeverHome 04-19-2017 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by rickair7777 (Post 2346829)
Got that beat, 135 freight dude comes up and says "I'm up here with you". I've never heard of his company so I look it up in the FOM. Nope, no recip.

"But I've got CASS, so I'm good".

I told him if he could talk the gate into giving him a seat in the back, he was welcome to it but not up front if he's not on the list.

"But it was sold out, my company couldn't buy me a seat so they told me to JS to my next position."

:rolleyes:

Dang really? I always ask. If im positive space, ile just go sit. Nonrev or JS ile check in, unless its clear that doing so would be a bad call. Gotta read the situation. But most of the time stopping by and saying hi is taken well.

As for guys that say "im riding up here with you" I believe they need a clue. Not very polite. And yes what has happened to manners these days?

N19906 04-19-2017 11:04 PM


Originally Posted by seminolepilot (Post 2346951)
Sounds like he need a lesson on how not to let the company bend him over.

He's a freightdog... bent over is his normal position. :D

(Yes, I was one too.)

Sluggo_63 04-20-2017 04:25 AM

Edward N. Foster

Watch: Passenger shoves pilot at Kansas City International Airport

rickair7777 04-20-2017 05:07 AM


Originally Posted by Sluggo_63 (Post 2347062)

Tool Edward was feeling enabled by the wave of public sentiment in Dr. Dao's favor, probably hoping to be the next social media phenom by calling out the pilot on video (sticking a phone in somebody's personal space might constitute assault though).

Word to the wise, this sort of situation can *usually* be diffused by the crew member before it gets to this point. Didn't see what led up to it, so no way to know in this case.

But do us all a favor, press for charges in this sort of situation (even if your employer prefers otherwise). Gotta draw the line somewhere.

Shindo 04-20-2017 05:07 AM


Originally Posted by Sluggo_63 (Post 2347062)

Where were the TSA? Or the dozens of overweight cops that hang around airports?

Shindo 04-20-2017 05:08 AM


Originally Posted by rickair7777 (Post 2347080)
Tool Edward was feeling enabled by the wave of public sentiment in Dr. Dao's favor, probably hoping to be the next social media phenom by calling out the pilot on video (sticking a phone in somebody's personal space might constitute assault though).

But word to the wise, this sort of situation can *usually* be diffused by the crew member before it gets to this point. Didn't see what led up to it, so no way to know in this case.

This is why you change your shirt when commuting.

LNL76 04-20-2017 05:17 AM


Originally Posted by rickair7777 (Post 2347080)
Tool Edward was feeling enabled by the wave of public sentiment in Dr. Dao's favor, probably hoping to be the next social media phenom by calling out the pilot on video (sticking a phone in somebody's personal space might constitute assault though).

Word to the wise, this sort of situation can *usually* be diffused by the crew member before it gets to this point. Didn't see what led up to it, so no way to know in this case.

But do us all a favor, press for charges in this sort of situation (even if your employer prefers otherwise). Gotta draw the line somewhere.

Agreed. Looks like it'll be open season since airline management has shown it will cave and doesn't want to be the bad guy.

LNL76 04-20-2017 05:18 AM


Originally Posted by Shindo (Post 2347081)
Where were the TSA? Or the dozens of overweight cops that hang around airports?

Look at the video again.....

Dolphinflyer 04-20-2017 05:30 AM


Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 2346541)
Even a stoopit FA like me knows you check in with the pilots or follow what the lead FA tells you to do after you introduce to him or her.

Thanks for the professional courtesy.
I always check the standby list pre departure to protect the JS's and other standbys from getting screwed. I flew a 5 hour redeye transcon, at the gate, I saw that a UAL Pilot and a UAL FA were assigned center coach seats.

The UAL pilot came up and introduced himself, politely asked for a ride and we had a friendly conversation for a couple of minutes. I knew the pax load and told him to wait until final boarding. Once that was done, I gave him one of the 2 open First Class seats.

The UAL FA? She boarded and didn't have time to asked for a ride or hear me say that I appreciate having extra trained crewmembers onboard. She also didn't get to hear me offer her the other First Class seat. I had the #1 FA inform her on descent that next time, her odds of sitting in FC all night might improve with a little professional courtesy.

LNL76 04-20-2017 12:32 PM

Another pax behaving badly.
.Looks like San Antonio..airline unknown. She sounds like Wanda Sykes!

This only took less than 2 weeks since the infamous ual incident. Open season.you friends..open season.

I'd post the link but don't know how. :o

WHACKMASTER 04-20-2017 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by rickair7777 (Post 2347080)
Tool Edward was feeling enabled by the wave of public sentiment in Dr. Dao's favor, probably hoping to be the next social media phenom by calling out the pilot on video (sticking a phone in somebody's personal space might constitute assault though).

Word to the wise, this sort of situation can *usually* be diffused by the crew member before it gets to this point. Didn't see what led up to it, so no way to know in this case.

But do us all a favor, press for charges in this sort of situation (even if your employer prefers otherwise). Gotta draw the line somewhere.

*+^>ing ridiculous! And this guy's not going to press charges?! He needs to for the sake of all airline crew.

deadseal 04-20-2017 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by WHACKMASTER (Post 2347546)
*+^>ing ridiculous! And this guy's not going to press charges?! He needs to for the sake of all airline crew.

Maybe he didn't handle it like a professional and exacerbated the situation with the pax. I find it incredibly hard to believe, that with the proper decorum and self control, an adult could not diffuse the situation, and/or hand a crazy pax off to the right people. If someone tried to hound me like this I would immediately find other airline employees to circle the wagons and resolve this without raising voices or escalation.
My 2 cents

dogpilot 04-20-2017 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by Green Squirrel (Post 2346161)
The guy scrolling through his phone while in the pilot sleep room. Turn off your phone in the sleep room! It's meant to be quiet and dark in there! You don't realize how bright your phone really is.

You need to politely ask that asshat to turn off his phone or get out, I believe they think it is totally acceptable in our cell phone world. They just need an occasional reminder that not everyone wants to live in their " have to be constantly plugged in world."

prex8390 04-20-2017 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by dogpilot (Post 2347573)
You need to politely ask that asshat to turn off his phone or get out, I believe they think it is totally acceptable in our cell phone world. They just need an occasional reminder that not everyone wants to live in their " have to be constantly plugged in world."

It goes to say to that also there is only x amount of space in the sleep rooms. Nothing like arriving for 4am ready reserve and having a bunch of guys decide to camp out there instead of going to a hotel or crashpad and sleeping in until 8 for the their 9am flight, leaving the people who are at work forced to find somewhere else to get a few hours of shut eye.

FlytheSky 04-20-2017 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 2347535)
Another pax behaving badly.
.Looks like San Antonio..airline unknown. She sounds like Wanda Sykes!

This only took less than 2 weeks since the infamous ual incident. Open season.you friends..open season.

I'd post the link but don't know how. :o

Looks like a Compass flight based on the interior and her mention of LAX. Texas woman rants on plane after being asked to get off | Daily Mail Online

freezingflyboy 04-20-2017 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by Green Squirrel (Post 2346161)
The guy scrolling through his phone while in the pilot sleep room. Turn off your phone in the sleep room! It's meant to be quiet and dark in there! You don't realize how bright your phone really is.

Got a tangent/follow up question...

What's the etiquette regarding alarms in the sleep room? I've set an audible alarm knowing I need to wake up for a flight. Kosher? Faux pax? Only other time I've been in there and heard someone's alarm go off was another guy who set an alarm and then snoozed it like freaking 4 times over 20 minutes! That was annoying as hell but then had me wondering...are audible alarms the norm or am I just annoying people with my "one and done"?

WHACKMASTER 04-20-2017 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by deadseal (Post 2347551)
Maybe he didn't handle it like a professional and exacerbated the situation with the pax. I find it incredibly hard to believe, that with the proper decorum and self control, an adult could not diffuse the situation, and/or hand a crazy pax off to the right people. If someone tried to hound me like this I would immediately find other airline employees to circle the wagons and resolve this without raising voices or escalation.
My 2 cents

Oh yeah, now it's the AA pilot's fault for not knowing how to defuse the situation?! Wow. You're a genius. :rolleyes:

Salukipilot4590 04-20-2017 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by freezingflyboy (Post 2347639)
Got a tangent/follow up question...

What's the etiquette regarding alarms in the sleep room? I've set an audible alarm knowing I need to wake up for a flight. Kosher? Faux pax? Only other time I've been in there and heard someone's alarm go off was another guy who set an alarm and then snoozed it like freaking 4 times over 20 minutes! That was annoying as hell but then had me wondering...are audible alarms the norm or am I just annoying people with my "one and done"?

You waking up for your showtime is more important than my light sleep. One alarm and get up....snoozing it 524 times is a D-move.

BobZ 04-20-2017 03:09 PM


Originally Posted by rickair7777 (Post 2347080)
Tool Edward was feeling enabled by the wave of public sentiment in Dr. Dao's favor, probably hoping to be the next social media phenom by calling out the pilot on video (sticking a phone in somebody's personal space might constitute assault though).

Word to the wise, this sort of situation can *usually* be diffused by the crew member before it gets to this point. Didn't see what led up to it, so no way to know in this case.

But do us all a favor, press for charges in this sort of situation (even if your employer prefers otherwise). Gotta draw the line somewhere.











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