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Jughead135 06-20-2016 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by Karloffstall (Post 2148187)
First and foremost I was not the pilot
flying.

You've stated several times that the guy in the other seat was asleep. WHO was the pilot flying, hmmmm....?



Originally Posted by Karloffstall (Post 2148187)
You're a tool if you disagree with that you ignoramus.

If you think I disagreed at any point that maintaining an appropriate airspeed for prevailing conditions (mountain wave, in this case), you need to re-read my post. If you missed the fact that I was pointing out that YOU were (at least) as responsible as the captain for finding yourself in that situation, you need to re-read my post. If you think that I'm the ignoramus for pointing this out, you need to re-evaluate your critical thinking skills and take a long, hard look in the mirror.

Cruz5350 06-20-2016 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by Karloffstall (Post 2147123)
The captain who pulls out his iPad to show me his new truck equipped with a vanity license plate that says "FLYBOY." Then proceeds to set the best Econ fuel thrust setting in a CRJ over the Rockies on a day when moderate to severe mountain wave is reported, then goes to sleep. Fun day of correcting negative trend vectors, max powering out of decreasing airspeed, and listening to FLYBOY sawing logs in the left seat.

I think I know who you're talking about... This is a huge issue at SkyWest with people flying extremely slow.... If you're not comfortable you really need to express it and put your foot down, this slow flying has gotten out of control.

WesternSkies 06-20-2016 12:28 PM

Especially with the events of the last year...Yeah he is a totd.

Karloffstall 06-20-2016 12:32 PM

I didn't find myself in any situation because I did my job and flew the plane (i.e. increased the power and speed to avoid a situation) when he became negligent in performing his duties as pilot flying.


Originally Posted by Jughead135 (Post 2148228)
You've stated several times that the guy in the other seat was asleep. WHO was the pilot flying, hmmmm....?




If you think I disagreed at any point that maintaining an appropriate airspeed for prevailing conditions (mountain wave, in this case), you need to re-read my post. If you missed the fact that I was pointing out that YOU were (at least) as responsible as the captain for finding yourself in that situation, you need to re-read my post. If you think that I'm the ignoramus for pointing this out, you need to re-evaluate your critical thinking skills and take a long, hard look in the mirror.


Cruz5350 06-20-2016 01:11 PM

I know the place he's put in and it's a very uncomfortable one to be in. You've got guys flying with super senior Captains and they're only a couple years into 121 flying or less and it's hard for them to bring up a concern. I get it all the time and they justify their actions with their years of doing it... It's hard to be the chameleon.

skater3260 06-20-2016 03:14 PM

Uncomfortable, maybe, but the airplane doesn't care about the seniority of the crew. If you don't bring up your concern you're passing it on for another FO to deal with.

deadseal 06-20-2016 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by Jughead135 (Post 2148175)
So.... You're PF, set the thrust to where it needs to be.

So.... He's asleep, set the thrust to where it needs to be.

So.... The current thrust is inadequate, set the--ah, crap, you know where this is going by now....

FLYBOY may not have been the only tool aboard that flight....

You may want to climb off that soapbox there TOTD.

Jughead135 06-21-2016 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by Karloffstall (Post 2148250)
I didn't find myself in any situation because I did my job and flew the plane (i.e. increased the power and speed to avoid a situation) when he became negligent in performing his duties as pilot flying.

Well, good--that, of course, was my point. I'm sorry if I misunderstood your original post:


Originally Posted by Karloffstall (Post 2147123)
Fun day of correcting negative trend vectors, max powering out of decreasing airspeed, and listening to FLYBOY sawing logs in the left seat.

I took that to mean you spent "all day" correcting those trends, etc., rather than fixing the root problem. Possible internetish-to-English translation error....

Jughead135 06-21-2016 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by deadseal (Post 2148349)
You may want to climb off that soapbox there TOTD.

??? :confused:

Which part, specifically, do you disagree with...?

(And, before you answer, take note that the OP has already posted that he did do exactly what needed doing with the thrust....)

deadseal 06-21-2016 07:28 PM


Originally Posted by Jughead135 (Post 2148913)
??? :confused:

Which part, specifically, do you disagree with...?

(And, before you answer, take note that the OP has already posted that he did do exactly what needed doing with the thrust....)

You called him a tool without validating how he handled it. seems pretty obvious

tunes 06-22-2016 05:30 AM


Originally Posted by Karloffstall (Post 2148250)
I didn't find myself in any situation because I did my job and flew the plane (i.e. increased the power and speed to avoid a situation) when he became negligent in performing his duties as pilot flying.

did you bring it up with pro standards or anyone? Or just wait and make a TOTD post about it?

rickair7777 06-22-2016 07:20 AM


Originally Posted by tunes (Post 2149064)
did you bring it up with pro standards or anyone? Or just wait and make a TOTD post about it?

Not sure how other pro stans work, but if I'm correct about the airline in question, pro stans is only allowed to deal with personality-conflict and cockpit climate type issues. If direct operational of safety considerations are involved (they are in this case) pro stans won't touch it with a ten foot pole.

So the noob might have a choice of calling the CP, or biatching on APC...

WhiskeyDelta 06-22-2016 07:26 AM

Today's TOTD.

The guy walking around ATL wearing a sleeveless gray argyle sweater over his uniform with his epaulettes ever so slightly visible.

You, sir, are at the forefront of flight crew fashion.

qball 06-22-2016 09:17 AM


Originally Posted by WhiskeyDelta (Post 2149137)
Today's TOTD.

The guy walking around ATL wearing a sleeveless gray argyle sweater over his uniform with his epaulettes ever so slightly visible.

You, sir, are at the forefront of flight crew fashion.

Just wearing a sleeveless argyle sweater would qualify on its own. No bow tie?

captjns 06-22-2016 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by qball (Post 2149209)
Just wearing a sleeveless argyle sweater would qualify on its own. No bow tie?

Need the wing tip shoes too. Oh let's not forget the tam either.

Dolphinflyer 06-27-2016 07:44 PM

To the Delta Flight northbound from Colombia today. Maybe not TOTD, but a worthy attempt. Immunity granted for Latin/South/New Hire Newbies.

The sequence of ATC was as follows,
Bogota Center
Barranquilla South
Barranquilla North
Kingston Center
Havana Center
MIA Center

Every handoff/new contact was standard, fine, no problem.

Problems? Every single approach to an FIR boundary was a call to the center requesting the next centers frequency up to and including MIA Center. Newflash for our heroes, it's written in the King's English on the chart you were issued. Read up on it.

Also, there were no less than three separate calls asking "Hello Bogota/Barranquilla, are you still there?"
Things are quiet down there at certain times, be quiet and if they want to talk to you, they will call on Guard.

Problem #2, there were three separate instances of calling the next FIR boundary center on Guard instead of the right frequency. Kudos to the polite Guard cops away from the RJ infested NE USA.

FYI, one doesn't have to contact MIA center 10 minutes prior northbound from "Koo-ba" anymore.

My bets are a Chief Pilot or Schoolhouse problem child CA was onboard. I personally like my peace and quiet for naptime at that time of day and of course, my radio discipline is flawless :D:D:D

stis202 06-27-2016 08:00 PM


Originally Posted by Dolphinflyer (Post 2151975)
To the Delta Flight northbound from Colombia today. Maybe not TOTD, but a worthy attempt. Immunity granted for Latin/South/New Hire Newbies.



The sequence of ATC was as follows,

Bogota Center

Barranquilla South

Barranquilla North

Kingston Center

Havana Center

MIA Center



Every handoff/new contact was standard, fine, no problem.



Problems? Every single approach to an FIR boundary was a call to the center requesting the next centers frequency up to and including MIA Center. Newflash for our heroes, it's written in the King's English on the chart you were issued. Read up on it.



Also, there were no less than three separate calls asking "Hello Bogota/Barranquilla, are you still there?"

Things are quiet down there at certain times, be quiet and if they want to talk to you, they will call on Guard.



Problem #2, there were three separate instances of calling the next FIR boundary center on Guard instead of the right frequency. Kudos to the polite Guard cops away from the RJ infested NE USA.



FYI, one doesn't have to contact MIA center 10 minutes prior northbound from "Koo-ba" anymore.



My bets are a Chief Pilot or Schoolhouse problem child CA was onboard. I personally like my peace and quiet for naptime at that time of day and of course, my radio discipline is flawless :D:D:D



I have a decent amount of time flying around that area and granted the aircraft were older and less than stellar I did find myself lost comm occasionally until I was able to get a relay from another A/C for a new freq. More so happened headed to Brazil dealing with Venezuela. I found it helpful to grab a backup freq from them to not have to try out the entire list on the charts.

As for calling MIA 10 min before, UAL just put out a bulletin stating this is required.

WHACKMASTER 06-27-2016 08:49 PM

Lighten up, Francis ^^^^^ I'm thinking that the first several times you crossed the Carib you didn't sound all that polished either.

FMGEC 06-27-2016 11:33 PM

Dolphin...you're the tool. Thank you for self disclosing.

captjns 06-28-2016 02:40 AM


Originally Posted by Dolphinflyer (Post 2151975)
To the Delta Flight northbound from Colombia today. Maybe not TOTD, but a worthy attempt. Immunity granted for Latin/South/New Hire Newbies.

The sequence of ATC was as follows,
Bogota Center
Barranquilla South
Barranquilla North
Kingston Center
Havana Center
MIA Center

Every handoff/new contact was standard, fine, no problem.

Problems? Every single approach to an FIR boundary was a call to the center requesting the next centers frequency up to and including MIA Center. Newflash for our heroes, it's written in the King's English on the chart you were issued. Read up on it.

Also, there were no less than three separate calls asking "Hello Bogota/Barranquilla, are you still there?"
Things are quiet down there at certain times, be quiet and if they want to talk to you, they will call on Guard.

Problem #2, there were three separate instances of calling the next FIR boundary center on Guard instead of the right frequency. Kudos to the polite Guard cops away from the RJ infested NE USA.

FYI, one doesn't have to contact MIA center 10 minutes prior northbound from "Koo-ba" anymore.

My bets are a Chief Pilot or Schoolhouse problem child CA was onboard. I personally like my peace and quiet for naptime at that time of day and of course, my radio discipline is flawless :D:D:D


Yeah, the crew could have done their homework. Very easy to review Pans Ops and Jeppy Manuals. Laziness comes into mind. However, at the end of the day, I vote for crappy training from those who've never been further from the underground from ATL. Operators within Austrial Asia know how this stuff works. Why not DAL? The other day, listening to a crew arguing with Brisbane Center justifying SLOP whilst operating in radar contact in Brisbane Center's radar without appropriate clearance. Argggg.

Dolphinflyer 06-28-2016 03:58 AM

Apologies to the DAL crew.
Event wasn't worthy of highlighting the operator on this thread, just lame attempt at sarcastic humor and not the right thread for it.

As I mentioned, completely understand if it was a new guy to south ops. There are many more risks down there, and on second thought, erring on the positive side is a good thing.

Dolphinflyer 06-28-2016 04:11 AM


Originally Posted by stis202 (Post 2151979)
As for calling MIA 10 min before, UAL just put out a bulletin stating this is required.

I'll also admit the changes by MIA ATC have been as clear as mud re MIA. When over Cuba northbound to MIA, no call required, but they still want a call northbound over Haiti and the D.R.
Your guys might have taken the move to just standardize it. That might be a better move until MIA gets more consistent across all the FIR's excluding the NY Oceanic airspace.

stis202 06-28-2016 06:55 AM


Originally Posted by Dolphinflyer (Post 2152036)
I'll also admit the changes by MIA ATC have been as clear as mud re MIA. When over Cuba northbound to MIA, no call required, but they still want a call northbound over Haiti and the D.R.

Your guys might have taken the move to just standardize it. That might be a better move until MIA gets more consistent across all the FIR's excluding the NY Oceanic airspace.



I have 2 friends that work those sectors in MIA center and I asked about it. They said they don't care if we call at the boundary or 10 before honestly but it is MIA so that explains everything.

Justdoinmyjob 06-28-2016 07:45 AM


Originally Posted by captjns (Post 2152016)
Yeah, the crew could have done their homework. Very easy to review Pans Ops and Jeppy Manuals. Laziness comes into mind. However, at the end of the day, I vote for crappy training from those who've never been further from the underground from ATL. Operators within Austrial Asia know how this stuff works. Why not DAL? The other day, listening to a crew arguing with Brisbane Center justifying SLOP whilst operating in radar contact in Brisbane Center's radar without appropriate clearance. Argggg.

No, we are taught it and should know it, but it's guys who have either forgotten it, or more likely don't keep up with changes. There's a whole section on SLOP, yet guys still bone it up. I suspect there's a certain percentage of these types at every carrier.

SluggoC17 06-28-2016 09:37 AM


Originally Posted by Dolphinflyer (Post 2152036)
I'll also admit the changes by MIA ATC have been as clear as mud re MIA. When over Cuba northbound to MIA, no call required, but they still want a call northbound over Haiti and the D.R.
Your guys might have taken the move to just standardize it. That might be a better move until MIA gets more consistent across all the FIR's excluding the NY Oceanic airspace.

IMO better to call and not need to, then not call and should have.

cactusflyer 07-04-2016 12:01 PM

I'm most of the way through a trip with someone I'm going to call Bob, who is a good nominee for TOTD.

Bob has decided he's on a holy mission from God to correct the fact that everyone doesn't follow the manuals 100% of the time on every leg, and hes singlehandedly going to badger every single FO and flight attendant into compliance.

He started the trip by berating the flight attendants for going to get coffee after their 5am check in, since he needed to give them a stupidly detailed weather breifing that contained zero useful information.

Once in the airplane, he then yelled at one of the FA's for setting their coffee inside the flight deck door, citing a rule about open beverages that's actually intended to keep pilots from putting cup holders over the circuit breaker panels.

When the APU is running and the cabin reaches a nice temperature during boarding , he just shuts the APU off since it "saves fuel", despite the fact that it warms up really fast in the back without the APU bleed going, and it's often pushing 80 back there by the time we finish boarding.

Every single time I answer a call from ATC, he "corrects" me with "callsign first!", since he's convinced that all radio calls must start with our callsign and flight number.

If I touch anything on my FMS in flight (as pilot monitoring) without his express permission, I get yelled at because "only the pilot flying can change the flight plan!".

On a gusty crosswind landing in Montana, using the brakes to slow down earned me a repremand because "the runway is over 10,000ft, you should use rollout braking".

After about six legs of this BS, I (mostly) politely pointed out that I flew my last two trips with check airmen who had zero complaints about how I do my job, which was greeted with "well, the check airmen teach cultural procedures, not what's in the manuals".

Hrkdrivr 07-04-2016 12:09 PM

Cactus, are you at AA (guess based on your nic)?

labbats 07-04-2016 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by cactusflyer (Post 2155817)
I'm most of the way through a trip with someone I'm going to call Bob, who is a good nominee for TOTD.

Bob has decided he's on a holy mission from God to correct the fact that everyone doesn't follow the manuals 100% of the time on every leg, and hes singlehandedly going to badger every single FO and flight attendant into compliance.

He started the trip by berating the flight attendants for going to get coffee after their 5am check in, since he needed to give them a stupidly detailed weather breifing that contained zero useful information.

Once in the airplane, he then yelled at one of the FA's for setting their coffee inside the flight deck door, citing a rule about open beverages that's actually intended to keep pilots from putting cup holders over the circuit breaker panels.

When the APU is running and the cabin reaches a nice temperature during boarding , he just shuts the APU off since it "saves fuel", despite the fact that it warms up really fast in the back without the APU bleed going, and it's often pushing 80 back there by the time we finish boarding.

Every single time I answer a call from ATC, he "corrects" me with "callsign first!", since he's convinced that all radio calls must start with our callsign and flight number.

If I touch anything on my FMS in flight (as pilot monitoring) without his express permission, I get yelled at because "only the pilot flying can change the flight plan!".

On a gusty crosswind landing in Montana, using the brakes to slow down earned me a repremand because "the runway is over 10,000ft, you should use rollout braking".

After about six legs of this BS, I (mostly) politely pointed out that I flew my last two trips with check airmen who had zero complaints about how I do my job, which was greeted with "well, the check airmen teach cultural procedures, not what's in the manuals".

This sums up perfectly the dilemma leaving my Captain seat at a ULCC for a major. It's not even what the Captain above wants. As a relatively good FO I can go along with anything that doesn't get me killed or violated but I can picture his attitude and delivery. Ugh.

captjns 07-04-2016 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by cactusflyer (Post 2155817)
I'm most of the way through a trip with someone I'm going to call Bob, who is a good nominee for TOTD.

Bob has decided he's on a holy mission from God to correct the fact that everyone doesn't follow the manuals 100% of the time on every leg, and hes singlehandedly going to badger every single FO and flight attendant into compliance.......

.....After about six legs of this BS, I (mostly) politely pointed out that I flew my last two trips with check airmen who had zero complaints about how I do my job, which was greeted with "well, the check airmen teach cultural procedures, not what's in the manuals".

Sorry to hear your pain Cactusflyer.

At the end of the day, your airline of today is the same airline, different paint job. Now a days, there's seems to be a "Chapter, Section, Page" brown nosing possum breath who can't pull up the Chapter Section Page of the Manual they are citing. Sort of the world according to Garp.

Hope the putz enjoys twang in his airline coffee.

Justdoinmyjob 07-04-2016 02:28 PM

This is the easiest job in the world. Why do some guys work so hard to make it so difficult?

cactusflyer 07-04-2016 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by Hrkdrivr (Post 2155820)
Cactus, are you at AA (guess based on your nic)?

Nope, I'm at QX.

Flying with this guy reminds me of the quote from Futurama "he's technically correct, which is the best kind of correct", since the stuff he's saying is indeed in the manuals, but he refuses to admit that there's some room for common sense in how strictly said manuals are followed by the other 99% of pilots here.

Hilariously, he got an airplane stuck in the mud at an airport some time ago after blindly following the taxiway centerline, despite the fact that our manuals mention the need for intentionally oversteering to keep the mains on pavement in some situations.

blastoff 07-04-2016 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob (Post 2155882)
This is the easiest job in the world. Why do some guys work so hard to make it so difficult?

Some guys are just ham-fisted, bad pilots...hiding the fact that they've been in over their head their whole flying life. Never used experience and common-sense to get out of a jam in their career, and would never think of gleaning knowledge or technique from a lower humanoid (F/O).

They attempt make up for it by boning-up on useless legalese from their (frequently outdated) expansive book knowledge.

captjns 07-04-2016 03:00 PM

By the Cactus Flyer, next time you fly with Captain Fantastic cite the following regarding proper R/T procedures.

Call sign follows the read back of clearances.


Note 1.— Air traffic control clearances, instructions and information requiring readback are specified in the Procedures for Air Navigation Services — Rules of the Air and Air Traffic Services (PANS-RAC, Doc 4444).

Note 2.— The following example illustrates the application of this procedure:

(ATC clearance by network station to an aircraft)

Station:
TWA NINE SIX THREE MADRID

Aircraft:
MADRID TWA NINE SIX THREE — GO AHEAD

Station:
TWA NINE SIX THREE MADRID — ATC CLEARS TWA NINE SIX THREE TO DESCEND TO ​NINE THOUSAND FEET

Aircraft (acknowledging):
CLEARED TO DESCEND TO NINE THOUSAND FEET — TWA NINE SIX THREE

Station (denoting accuracy of readback):
MADRID

saxman66 07-04-2016 03:05 PM

I keep seeing green backpack FO walking around our domiciles. At first I thought maybe he lost his bags, but this is the 4th or 5th I've seen him and I realize how bad it really looks. I'm no uniform stickler, but it reminds of the interview question about TMAT when you had to talk to an FO about uniform compliance.


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blastoff 07-04-2016 10:04 PM

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N19906 07-05-2016 12:16 AM


Originally Posted by cactusflyer (Post 2155884)
Nope, I'm at QX.
Hilariously, he got an airplane stuck in the mud at an airport some time ago after blindly following the taxiway centerline, despite the fact that our manuals mention the need for intentionally oversteering to keep the mains on pavement in some situations.

Oh, THAT guy. They tried to fire him for that, BTW, on grounds of general stupidity. But he went right back to the manuals and showed them there was no guidance about how to keep your airplane out of the mud while using narrow taxiways.
Common sense, "airmanship", whuzzat?
They then inserted that guidance into the FOM.
(Since hey, he never had to consider that in a -172!)
Idiot.
The company knows who he is; I think he's compensating for his grain of rice.

I feel your pain; (it goes away in the left seat). ;-)

5040302010uhoh 07-05-2016 03:32 AM


Originally Posted by saxman66 (Post 2155892)
I keep seeing green backpack FO walking around our domiciles. At first I thought maybe he lost his bags, but this is the 4th or 5th I've seen him and I realize how bad it really looks. I'm no uniform stickler, but it reminds of the interview question about TMAT when you had to talk to an FO about uniform compliance.


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Was he single strapping or double strapping? I'm just kidding. I'm just trying to remember what movie this is from. 21st jump street maybe?

saxman66 07-05-2016 04:49 AM


Originally Posted by 5040302010uhoh (Post 2156050)
Was he single strapping or double strapping? I'm just kidding. I'm just trying to remember what movie this is from. 21st jump street maybe?



Always double strapping it. I forgot to mention he's always looking at his iPhone with earbuds in. I can't wait to fly with him. Then I'll be known as that tool CA who made me get a different bag.


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feltf4 07-05-2016 05:05 AM


Originally Posted by saxman66 (Post 2156071)
Always double strapping it. I forgot to mention he's always looking at his iPhone with earbuds in. I can't wait to fly with him. Then I'll be known as that tool CA who made me get a different bag.


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I used to fly with a guy who carried and old school leather brief case. The kind you carry like 10s of thousands of dollars in.

He carried a change of boxers. A white shirt. A pair of running shoes.

For 8 days.

TimmyD4JT 07-05-2016 07:06 AM


Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob (Post 2155882)
This is the easiest job in the world. Why do some guys work so hard to make it so difficult?

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This to me sums up this entire thread.


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